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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • aard@kyu.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    While failing at art he was still Austrian.

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    • NevermindNoMind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Crikey!

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      • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He trued to put his thumb in the bum of the jewish people

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So they fail at art AND geography

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    • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

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    • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Making everyone think Hitler was German is Austria’s biggest victory.

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      • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or his own. He identified as a German and wanted Austria to be part of Germany

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      • rottingleaf@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        One could argue that’d be about Mozart not being Bavarian

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    • topinambour_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In the mein kampf manga it is heavily implied he was German in his earth.

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  • madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure Hitler was not the last German to fail art, so I’ll take my chances.

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    • sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aktshually he wasn’t even German…

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      • suction@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Australia, Austria, Germany, Burkina-Faso, who can keep up when am those countries have such similar names??

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      • vsh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yup. He was Australian ya cunt

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      • madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hitler became a German citizen in 1932 🙄

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    • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pretty sure he was Austrian too

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      • madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re right. He must’ve been still Austrian when he failed art. The academy that failed him was in Vienna afair

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

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  • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He wasn’t german and I don’t think you’re german. Germans usually know a lot about ww2…

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    • 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      German education doesn’t actually tell you much about the Second World War and more about the Shoa and the implications of the ideology of National Socialism. Less about military strategy (like Operation Market Garden etc), more about gas chambers and death camps, deportation logistics, systematic dehumanisation. Exceptions are analysis of speeches.

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      • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What does tell you a lot about WW2 are late night TV documentaries on N24 tho (I think they were bought and rebranded?)

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      • wieson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That would be implying that only learning about battles is “learning about the 2nd ww”. And it would deny that learning about society, policy and civilian suffering is part of learning about the war.

        I disagree with that.

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      • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I learned everything, but went to school for more than the required 9 years…

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    • vsh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Germans are being taught about their genocides?

      Press X to doubt

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Austrian!

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    • norgur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My theory: OP is Austrian. Notice how they go out of their way to claim Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

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      • Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        beethoven was a german. and hitler was a german with austrian migration background, because he had german citizenship, which makes him a german.

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  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Downvoting for being bad at history, not art (which is also shit)

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ford scoreboards and seven corollas ago I J Braham Lincoln saild the seas in the search of the one piece

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  • manucode@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you’re German, how do you explain your previous post.

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    • eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Making fun of American “healthcare” is a global pastime.

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. The hospital gave me ibuprofen and charged me $4,000.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You mean invade Russia in the middle of winter?

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    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He never played Risk

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      • AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nor cunning use of flags.

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  • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Here’s your upvote. Keep practicing. I believe in you!

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    • NoMoreLurking@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We all do!

      WE ALL DO!!!

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      • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        HEIL BOLDERDASH9!

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  • crsu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So what you’re saying is Hitler needed midjourney?

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  • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ITT: ackshurwarbgarblinglly a shitpost.

    Y’all let your mommies know so she can give you a dino chicken nuggy for being such a smart boy.

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t think Lemmy knows what shitposting is. Either that or they just take everything too serious lol

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  • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well that depends. Are you going to go on a rampage indiscriminately, or discriminately?

    Because I will be damned if I’ll enable a racist murderer!

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    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A racist is fine and so is a murderer, but a racist murderer is where we draw the line

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  • BoiLudens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This isn’t art?

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    • Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      everything is art.

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  • jopepa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Became an engineer?

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