UnfortunateShort

@UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would do this for just 1.99⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you, I got mic and cam on a physical USB-switch. So unless I go in “conference mode”, your attack is futile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am a meat crayon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I said you can use a bidet. Or have a poopy butt and live in denial if you prefer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am a meat crayon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should consider wet wipes. They are a total game changer, if a bidet is not an option. When you think the worst is gone, use one (1). Then dry with normal paper afterwards. It’s great.

  Don’t flush them before making absolutely, 100% shure they decompose tho! If you can’t easily tear them with your hands, no matter what the packaging says, they will fuck up your plumbing. This can get really expensive, so when in doubt, use a trash can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're in the endgame now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I meam, this is true, but labeling all modern conservatives fans of monarchy is disingenuous. There are also fans of unregulated capitalism, racism, facism und probably many other -isms going around!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck Red, Fuck Blue. Fly the black flag.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like black and a dark grey tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the English equivalent of random Chinese words printed on a shirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No beans, only dogs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just plain Bratwurst im Brötchen. With ketchup and mustard typically applied by the customer, usually using these disgusting squeezy-bottle-thingies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't ask for any of this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to become an astronaut then. Where’s your ambition?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is like this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As we all know, there has never been any chinese app trending in the US. This because people hate the Chinese and everything they touch /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feelin free⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, if you lived self-sufficient you’d still have to work for meeting basic needs. Even in pretty much any form of socialism you are expected to work. So yeah, I don’t know what you think you are saying, but I think you are saying a whole lot of nothing here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My computer will remember for me, I'm just along for the ride.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, that’s a super green flag. I appreciate it a lot when people don’t blast some bs they think they have heard from whomever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a time when everyone had common sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem are the shitty modern cars that are partly hard to repair so you have to pay for parts and service, partly because they want to sell you bs “features”, while they also break constantly, because they are made to be as cheap as possible. Brought to you by the generation that now makes fun about people stuck in the system they helped to create

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never realized this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you, my dad took my mom’s name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You wanted to fuck you friends meatloaf?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would celebrate more too, but I wouldn't defend the crime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it legally wrong? Yes. Should it be legally persecuted? Absolutely. Is it, in this specific instance, morally justifiable or even admirable? I would say you could definitely argue that.

  I’m not familiar enough with the dead guy to judge, but from what I have heard I’m leaning towards “yes and yes”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good to see AAFES looking out for my health⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you smoke, you better start vaping, if you vape, you better stop vaping, it’s that simple.

  If you can’t, at least don’t use throwaway and sketchy products for anything you plan to inhale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing is, much of the new stuff is intended to replace old stuff. Modern C++ is a completely different experience than old C++ - actually a much better one imo. But then there are two problems which makes things messy:

  1. Lagacy code, where introducing new concepts without updating the older parts increases complexity.
  2. People who don’t know or don’t care and just copy-paste whatever, mixing styles and standards.

  In both cases, you end up needing to know how to do things the new way and the old way, while one of which would be sufficient.

  There are exceptions of course (try{ pun(); }catch(const NotFunnyException& err){ return NOT_INTENDED;}).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans... Just The Worst⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  THEY ARE DRAWING CLEARLY UNDERAGE GIRLS AND CLAIM THEY ARE 900, DAD! DAD? DAD WHAT IS THIS GREEN WEBSITE!? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW LAPTOPS?! OH GOD! I MEAN, YOU, I MEAN… MICHAEL! MICHAEL HELP!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink the climate change away⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are alternatives tho, no reason to support them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average Steam User⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  c/unixsocks in a nutshell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a MASSIVE!!! burden⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is always a bigger penis

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“No”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well he’s Japanese, so between 0 and 31 I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(In Python) Can you save an object that is in memory to disk and reload it at a later time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can stuff all the info into an object and use it this way, no problem. I just wanted to point out that this doesn’t have zero performance impact compared to what you currently have.

  So (depending on how your OS caches files) you might not want to do this like twice in a lambda that you pass to an iterator over a huge slice or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(In Python) Can you save an object that is in memory to disk and reload it at a later time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think pickle is what you want.

  Keep in mind that this might have a huge performance impact if you do it all the time - it’s still IO even when it’s not parsing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get the hell out of my office⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  IMO this is one of the best crime thrillers by a long shot… If you ignore the Scrubs-move at the end that is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Five flavors 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like their stuff, but I’ll admit that a ton of it sounds the same. On the other hand, people almost always complain when bands go “experimental”, so I consider it a somewhat good thing actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kitty car trip⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t start that shit again. I got a headache already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life imitates art?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Recaptcha is one if the worst providers of such services. At times, I need to complete like 10 for being one square off or whatever, while I need one attempt for e.g. Arkose Labs stuff.

  Sometimes, like in the picture (whether it’s real or not), the captcha is simply wrong and you can’t do it right but by accident. I already did not visit websites because I didn’t feel like giving it another try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this shitpost enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Creepee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In the end, a Heinz a conquered GB. Eat that Brits!