He probably like:
- New Fetish Unlocked
- New Trauma Unlocked
Good boy
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s the same picture.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
“My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!”
mEEGal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My brain is fried ?
How sarcastic is this ?
Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.
BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.
And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering not the child’s body through the anus”.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Kind of Karen actually.
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
scoobford@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Probably? While it’s weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so…who the fuck knows…?
HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U
…what? I thought it’s a fetish thing exclusively.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
On a scale of 0-11, yes.
entwine413@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It’s a joke review
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He works for the Trump administration now.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
He’s that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Did he go to seminary school?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What a terrible day to be literate
noride@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Bet it barely even slows him down.
passepartout@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Might as well give him a fetish over time.
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Exactly! And what a great fetish to have!
Townlately@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Health and beauty
MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)
misunderstooddemon@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that’s how you get one.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I’ve never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em…
20cello@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lmao,you had me in the first 90%
roserose56@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or pick the lock. Super easy.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wow.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess
rockerface@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…and what i have for you today, is…
Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”
tauonite@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
For real
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
“This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we’re going to Free Willie!”