BarneyPiccolo

@BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla plantfare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horseradish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Retirement Plan 🕛⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Oz says we’re “Under-babied.” I’m sure he meant white folks, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Retirement Plan 🕛⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is Life In Prison, so don’t fuck with me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homocycle and Heterocycle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heterocycle is more like one tire is a square, and the other is a triangle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bummer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also Parkland, where the school’s resource officer cowered outside, and listened as the killer murdered the students one by one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A Peace President needs wars to Peace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pens are for nerds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Biden was worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll always upvote my favorite album.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lick your elbow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tony…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn straight!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think both of those examples are wild generalizations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn straight!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, Tax Wealth, Not Work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incredible random sunset⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self sacrifice is honorable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better, plant it on the account if that co-worker you hate, and still works there, operated off a remote. Then he gets the blame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self sacrifice is honorable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should write a book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annoying neighbor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing beats drums.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern times require modern solutions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the idea of sending an army of meth zombies after all the data centers. They’ll be trying to cut the fence in multiple places, simultaneously, all night, every night, making security and fence repair one of their highest, and most unexpected expenses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨drones ruin all the fun for US⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All Trump is interested in is taking it over, and turning Cuba into one giant MAGA theme park for the wealthy, a Western Hemisphere Version of Dubai. He’s going to do the same thing in Gaza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's just not that into you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, dude, I hear that. I’ve always told people that the secret to having a good relationship with your kids is: Love what your kids love, and your kids will love you.

  So one day I was waiting in line at Chipotle, standing next to a table with a guy and his teen son, who was going on and on about an episode of Dragonball Z in intense detail, as his Dad looked like he wanted to die.

  I went home and called my son, who knows my philosophy, and told him about seeing the guy and his son, and said “I have to give the guy credit for hanging in there, but if you had been a Pokemon or Anime kid…I would have had to cut you loose.”

  He laughed, and said he would have deserved it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨drones ruin all the fun for US⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll attack Cuba, a massive flotilla of inner tubes, canoes, and rowboats will fill the waters, the administration will start shooting the refugees from the sky by the hundreds, and claim:

  “President Trump is finally liberating the people of Cuba!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As adults, do you still watch kids’ cartoons, either old or new?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love good animation, so I keep up with the latest films, most of which are for kids, but that’s okay.

  I also still love old Looney Tunes shorts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress reliever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a truly sexy website. Somebody knew what they were doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress reliever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing funnier than a toddler with a cigarette.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey, mom, can we go to church again on Sunday? I like church.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Giggity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In some countries, it’s a delicacy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do young people still say words like "taped"?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite is when we want someone to lower the window in the car, we still use the “rolling down” gesture from cars with hand cranked windows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it feel like most art museums are for adults and most science museums are for kids?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid, I liked all sorts of museums, art, science, history, natural history, etc. As an adult, I still do, although I prefer Art Museums the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The same old “welfare queen” argument again.