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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love the idea of sending an army of meth zombies after all the data centers. They’ll be trying to cut the fence in multiple places, simultaneously, all night, every night, making security and fence repair one of their highest, and most unexpected expenses.

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• Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol.

  Clearly you’ve never been close to a data center.

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  • cm0002@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is just a meme lol I assume you’re referencing the physical security of data centers, but you have no idea what the POWER OF METH can bring!

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  • laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember during a slide deck this third party saas went on to say their data centers are laser guarded and their services are insanely secure only to be hacked by some John from community college later that year due to bfla bug or something

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  • mriormro@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    Same energy

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  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So either the DCs get wrecked, or we have less meth heads. Or both. Win/win.

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• mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  An SFP+ fiber transceiver module goes for anything from a hundred to five thousand bucks. Very easy to remove as well (not that I would encourage such destructive behaviour). Can buy a lot of crack for five thousand bucks.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not that easy to remove, you think a methhead can muster the concentration to remove the fibers one by one, then pull on the bail?

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like the exact kind of thing a meth head would excel at actually

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    • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends whether they’re jonesing, I guess?

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• birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know what, fuck it, this is credible.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hate this joke. The implication is that “meth heads” (deragatory term for addicts) are expendable, when the joker wouldn’t take any action themself.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not expendable but in jail at least they get three hits and a cot and most are probably going anyway so it might as well be for a good cause

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re going to die anyway, maybe you should take initiative for a good cause.

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• MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I read this as “local metalheads” and was genuinely confused.

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• Catalyst_A@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Harm reduction LVL 9000.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes but you can only extract it with fire

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “And you get a car! And you get a car!”

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• tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  those hard drives be worth more !

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