I love the idea of sending an army of meth zombies after all the data centers. They’ll be trying to cut the fence in multiple places, simultaneously, all night, every night, making security and fence repair one of their highest, and most unexpected expenses.
Modern times require modern solutions
Submitted 21 hours ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 19 hours ago
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 20 hours ago
Lol.
Clearly you’ve never been close to a data center.
cm0002@lemmings.world 20 hours ago
Is just a meme lol I assume you’re referencing the physical security of data centers, but you have no idea what the POWER OF METH can bring!
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
I remember during a slide deck this third party saas went on to say their data centers are laser guarded and their services are insanely secure only to be hacked by some John from community college later that year due to bfla bug or something
mriormro@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 19 hours ago
So either the DCs get wrecked, or we have less meth heads. Or both. Win/win.
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
An SFP+ fiber transceiver module goes for anything from a hundred to five thousand bucks. Very easy to remove as well (not that I would encourage such destructive behaviour). Can buy a lot of crack for five thousand bucks.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Not that easy to remove, you think a methhead can muster the concentration to remove the fibers one by one, then pull on the bail?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Sounds like the exact kind of thing a meth head would excel at actually
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Depends whether they’re jonesing, I guess?
Mac@mander.xyz 13 hours ago
I hate this joke. The implication is that “meth heads” (deragatory term for addicts) are expendable, when the joker wouldn’t take any action themself.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Not expendable but in jail at least they get three hits and a cot and most are probably going anyway so it might as well be for a good cause
Mac@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
You’re going to die anyway, maybe you should take initiative for a good cause.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
You know what, fuck it, this is credible.
tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
those hard drives be worth more !
Catalyst_A@quokk.au 19 hours ago
Harm reduction LVL 9000.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Yes but you can only extract it with fire
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
“And you get a car! And you get a car!”
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I read this as “local metalheads” and was genuinely confused.