Stress reliever

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I routinely offer children and babies cigarettes when I see them sucking on a pacifers.

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  • DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What happens when billionaire pedophiles are sucking on children… what do you give them?

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I give them all my money, they probably had to pay as much as $1 in taxes last year so we all have to pitch in to help those poor souls

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    • leagman1@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Clemency

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing funnier than a toddler with a cigarette.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nothing smoother than a Camel cigarette.

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  • far_university1990@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good to get them used to early on. Good work!

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You sure, are MVP.

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• StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Let’s say it together OP. “Fucking”

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      fucking beautiful

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  • cm0002@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol I tried to find the uncensored version, but all the hits wanted me to go to Instagram…

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    • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, just don’t share it then, this shit is pernicious in the same way “I don’t have anything to hide, what’s the problem guyz?!” is. Just normalizes the idea that really it isn’t a problem.

      Ya post plenty of content, this shit can fuckin goooo.

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    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Edit the image to put the fucking back

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought it was faulding

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    /s, wow you are dense to need me to say this explicitly… 🤪

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doing that is engagement baiting which you’re falling for.

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• RumAndCreole@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds of raves back in the day

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  • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    right? that’s to prevent teeth grinding with drugs

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    • Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I really miss my rave family sometimes. 🫶🏻

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• SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thats what we see when see you smokers. Sucking on the teet of substance dependance.

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but mine makes cool smoke 👉😎👉

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Teet?

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    • Swakkel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Teef?

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• inari@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First image looks AI generated. Second one may have been taken for the clicks? Doubt anyone is seriously doing this outside of social media

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  • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh nono, many do this outside of mainstream social media. The question is, is it on the rise?

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sure, it’s odd, but I’d rather that than the lung cancer from cigarettes

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I find sucking on someone else’s nipples to be more authentic and stress relieving.

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  • AHamSandwich@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same, but they get pretty pissed off when they wake up and find me in their house.

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• Skunk@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A year ago (or 40, hard to say as time flies effin’ fast) someone made that:

  thefrenchtototte.net

  Bluetooth connected mustache pacifier with choice of taste.

  It is a joke, based on discussions on a French twitch stream but the website is nice with some ironic bullshit function you would find on a real e-shop today.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a truly sexy website. Somebody knew what they were doing.

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why we have the Internet.

    Reminds me of one of my all time favorites.

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• JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Warning! People are doing something a random person on the internet doesn’t like.

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• DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cigarettes are bad, mkay?

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• prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can’t fool me, they just got some chewy molly

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  • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That would be the most disgusting thing ever

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the two on the left are just ai, but i think youre right about her

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Clearly Brooke has never met a raver.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did the early 2000s call or is this fad back again?

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• Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I found you a present youtu.be/dl2PjWkwphc

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