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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨slothrop@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Those of us that know, know

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  • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    For post stamps, obviously.

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  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tony is a dumbass

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    • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tony lacks imagination.

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    • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.

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      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.

        Tony better stfu.

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  • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you can do so much more with tongues

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Rim jobs?

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Like?

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  • unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!

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  • FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    What a fascinating combination of posts

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Only thing it is good at doing.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.

      I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.

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    • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If this kind of Pay Per Cum worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it

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      • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sponsored by OnlyFans.

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    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The Ruined Orgasm machine

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      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Cool band name

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    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So, a cash machine?

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Come to daddy

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      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is what paper sacks were made for.

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    • laut_sprecher@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tony does not understand vaginas.

    Don’t be like Tony.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      be a vagina

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m trying!!!

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How much time ya got, buddy?

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  • bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🦉

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  • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bidets are about to see a new evolution.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “I want it clean enough to eat off of!”

      Japan, hold my Ramune.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh no reason. I just want 20

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.

    Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?

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    • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      so who the hell knows where all this is leading?

      Axlotl Tanks of course.

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  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    God damn it Tony.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

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  • shittydwarf@piefed.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who’s gonna tell him?

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  • DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably said the same thing about the Walkman…

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For expeiments

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  • csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue
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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      a tongue has muscles

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stamps and envelopes. It’s for licking stamps and envelopes.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bend over and I’ll show you

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  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ummm…should we tell him, or just leave him to his bliss?

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Telling would lead to his bliss.

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  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, we all know why they need it.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ✂

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  • Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m going to need this to be abke to taste as well. Baby steps.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Can we also get a “recoil in horror” setting?

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t pretend like you don’t know

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