For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
stony tony
Submitted 2 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 2 months ago
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Dude should be solidary to his wife and stop jerking
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
When she suffers, so should he? What?
I’m sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Women can still masturbate after giving birth you weirdo. You just shouldn’t have penetrative sex for a few weeks.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
edinbruh@feddit.it 2 months ago
If this kind of Pay Per Cum worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PPC
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So, a cash machine?
aketawi@quokk.au 2 months ago
so if you refuse to pay does it keep you gooning for the rest of eternity
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is what paper sacks were made for.
laut_sprecher@feddit.org 2 months ago
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Only thing it is good at doing.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 months ago
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don’t be like Tony.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 months ago
Just think invertopenis and you can’t go too far wrong.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Well you see, when a person gets very lonely…
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good.
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
For post stamps, obviously.
Sunshine@reddthat.com 2 months ago
They still make stamp you _have _ to lick or are you just into licking things?
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
Geldaran@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tony, you know why.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Tony’s never been licked.
Cmon, y’all. Let’s go lick Tony! Then he’ll understand!
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We all know why.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
scytale@piefed.zip 2 months ago
so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
IMHO access to sex isn’t a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they’ll have more sex if they don’t have kids. The desire for sex isn’t the same as the desire to reproduce.
The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🦉
CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
“I want it clean enough to eat off of!”
Japan, hold my Ramune.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Those of us that know, know
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Also:8==========================D
isekaihero@ani.social 2 months ago
I can’t wait to buy my anime waifu bot.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 2 months ago
To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Melatoninmakake@feddit.org 2 months ago
I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW…
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I’ll calm down.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Blowjob and pussy licking.
Grabthar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
No way!
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God damn it Tony.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Lick your elbow?
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hopefully they have no teeth
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
women would probably love it
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 months ago
How much time ya got, buddy?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh no reason. I just want 20
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Who’s gonna tell him?
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Tony is a dumbass
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tony lacks imagination.
deacon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.
Tony better stfu.