For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
stony tony
Submitted 1 month ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 1 month ago
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Dude should be solidary to his wife and stop jerking
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
When she suffers, so should he? What?
I’m sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Women can still masturbate after giving birth you weirdo. You just shouldn’t have penetrative sex for a few weeks.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
edinbruh@feddit.it 1 month ago
If this kind of Pay Per Cum worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PPC
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, a cash machine?
aketawi@quokk.au 1 month ago
so if you refuse to pay does it keep you gooning for the rest of eternity
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is what paper sacks were made for.
laut_sprecher@feddit.org 1 month ago
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Only thing it is good at doing.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don’t be like Tony.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 month ago
Just think invertopenis and you can’t go too far wrong.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Well you see, when a person gets very lonely…
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good.
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For post stamps, obviously.
Sunshine@reddthat.com 1 month ago
They still make stamp you _have _ to lick or are you just into licking things?
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
Geldaran@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tony, you know why.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Tony’s never been licked.
Cmon, y’all. Let’s go lick Tony! Then he’ll understand!
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We all know why.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
scytale@piefed.zip 1 month ago
so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
IMHO access to sex isn’t a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they’ll have more sex if they don’t have kids. The desire for sex isn’t the same as the desire to reproduce.
The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🦉
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
“I want it clean enough to eat off of!”
Japan, hold my Ramune.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Those of us that know, know
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Also:8==========================D
isekaihero@ani.social 1 month ago
I can’t wait to buy my anime waifu bot.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 month ago
To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Melatoninmakake@feddit.org 1 month ago
I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW…
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I’ll calm down.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Blowjob and pussy licking.
Grabthar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
No way!
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God damn it Tony.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Lick your elbow?
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hopefully they have no teeth
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
women would probably love it
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
How much time ya got, buddy?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh no reason. I just want 20
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Who’s gonna tell him?
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Tony is a dumbass
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tony lacks imagination.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.
Tony better stfu.