For post stamps, obviously.
stony tony
Submitted 8 hours ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 37 minutes ago
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Tony is a dumbass
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Tony lacks imagination.
deacon@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.
Tony better stfu.
mrmisses@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 6 hours ago
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
Only thing it is good at doing.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 hours ago
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
edinbruh@feddit.it 7 hours ago
If this kind of Pay Per Cum worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
So, a cash machine?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
This is what paper sacks were made for.
laut_sprecher@feddit.org 8 hours ago
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 hours ago
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don’t be like Tony.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
How much time ya got, buddy?
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
🦉
CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 hours ago
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
“I want it clean enough to eat off of!”
Japan, hold my Ramune.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Oh no reason. I just want 20
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
scytale@piefed.zip 7 hours ago
so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
It’s to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
God damn it Tony.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 8 hours ago
Who’s gonna tell him?
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Probably said the same thing about the Walkman…
bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
For expeiments
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 8 hours ago
I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tonguebasxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
a tongue has muscles
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Stamps and envelopes. It’s for licking stamps and envelopes.
socsa@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Bend over and I’ll show you
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Ummm…should we tell him, or just leave him to his bliss?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Telling would lead to his bliss.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Oh, we all know why they need it.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
✂
Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’m going to need this to be abke to taste as well. Baby steps.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 43 minutes ago
Can we also get a “recoil in horror” setting?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
Don’t pretend like you don’t know
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 40 minutes ago
Those of us that know, know