For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
stony tony
Submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Dude should be solidary to his wife and stop jerking
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
When she suffers, so should he? What?
I’m sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Women can still masturbate after giving birth you weirdo. You just shouldn’t have penetrative sex for a few weeks.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
edinbruh@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
If this kind of Pay Per Cum worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
PPC
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So, a cash machine?
aketawi@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
so if you refuse to pay does it keep you gooning for the rest of eternity
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is what paper sacks were made for.
laut_sprecher@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Only thing it is good at doing.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don’t be like Tony.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Just think invertopenis and you can’t go too far wrong.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Well you see, when a person gets very lonely…
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good.
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
For post stamps, obviously.
Sunshine@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
They still make stamp you _have _ to lick or are you just into licking things?
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
Geldaran@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tony, you know why.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Tony’s never been licked.
Cmon, y’all. Let’s go lick Tony! Then he’ll understand!
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We all know why.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
scytale@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
IMHO access to sex isn’t a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they’ll have more sex if they don’t have kids. The desire for sex isn’t the same as the desire to reproduce.
The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🦉
CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
“I want it clean enough to eat off of!”
Japan, hold my Ramune.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Those of us that know, know
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Also:8==========================D
isekaihero@ani.social 2 weeks ago
I can’t wait to buy my anime waifu bot.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Melatoninmakake@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW…
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I’ll calm down.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Blowjob and pussy licking.
Grabthar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
No way!
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
God damn it Tony.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Lick your elbow?
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hopefully they have no teeth
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
women would probably love it
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
How much time ya got, buddy?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh no reason. I just want 20
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Who’s gonna tell him?
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Tony is a dumbass
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tony lacks imagination.
deacon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.
Tony better stfu.