EvilHankVenture
@EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
- Comment on Sorcery battle 1 day ago:
Yeah you’re gonna need at least 5
- Comment on take their money and arrest those responsible 2 weeks ago:
That was a test to see if you were for real. I have a new technology they don’t want you to know about. I just need an investor to help me build it. It recycles your feces into more food than you originally ate. If McDonalds finds out they will kill me. I can get you in on the ground floor for $10000
- Comment on take their money and arrest those responsible 2 weeks ago:
I believe they crush technologies, but most of the things you mentioned aren’t true. There were no spaceships possible in the 1930s. Why crush that technology when they could have conquered the world with it? It’s not possible to run cars on water. The thermodynamics just doesn’t make sense. We have cars that run on biofuel, but mass-converting vehicles to that would drive up costs of food. Ethanol for fuel already does that by using farmland that could grow food.
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 weeks ago:
Think about how you come out of the second portal, your head comes out first and the rest of your body follows. Your head has to have a velocity coming out of the portal or the rest of your body will smash into you. So either you come out flying or you’re smashed to a pulp.
- Comment on British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage 4 weeks ago:
As a teacher once made my class chant as we marched around the school, “singular verbs end in s”. Count BinFace is the subject and wins is the verb of the clause “Count BinFace wins…”
- Comment on holding sex 5 weeks ago:
New Kink Unlocked!
- Comment on The holy trinity 1 month ago:
I went to catholic school in California. Those religion classes were where I did my homework for the next class. It wasn’t like in 9th grade they were teaching something that they hadn’t taught in my Kindergarten through 8th grade. Just right “be a peacemaker” on the test and move on.
- Comment on Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI 1 month ago:
You must eat enough fiber. Try being dehydrated and eat nothing but meat for a week. You can build a house out of those what you will produce.
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 1 month ago:
A really elegant string of pearls configuration.
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 1 month ago:
I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! -Grandpa Simpson
- Comment on Rough date 1 month ago:
I was going to make a pun about Russian roulette with vodka or a bullet, but I realized vodka or bullet would still just be Russian roulette.
- Comment on Just another "we are all going to die" prediction 2 months ago:
Planning ahead for Mad Max situation, just find a working big rig and start welding those parts on wherever, slap on some fetish gear and you’re ready for war.
- Comment on [serious] 2 months ago:
I swear people think billionaires have a giant vault of money like Scrooge McDuck. I have had to explain this to people so many times. His wealth is almost entered imaginary and based on the speculative possible future profits of his companies. If he ever tried to convert it into cash the value would go to zero.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I know 2 different couples that tried for over a decade before they succeeded.
- Comment on Say hi to Flocky! 2 months ago:
That’s a shit ton of gold too. Gold in electronics is used to coat connectors and is only present in trace amounts.
- Comment on The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ? 2 months ago:
It’s a vegan problem in that it can be a problem for vegans, not that it’s a problem for all vegans.
- Comment on stony tony 2 months ago:
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I’ll calm down.
- Comment on Anon is standmaxxing 2 months ago:
Nope, it’s short for “baby boomer.”
Hey everyone, this boomer doesn’t understand jokes.
- Comment on wat 2 months ago:
I may be wrong, it’s been a while since I looked into relativity. But I think it’s possible from an outside perspective to see 2 objects that have a velocity relative to each other that is faster than the speed of light.
If 2 spacecraft travel in opposite directions at 60% of the speed of light from the earth it would appear that they are traveling away from each other faster than the speed of light. From either ship it would not appear that the other ship was traveling faster than the speed of light however.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I know the struggle. I work with people in their 20s and people in their 60s, with various language barriers between us. The IT department should pay me because I save them 5 calls a day. Why can’t they ever see what I’m telling them to click? And why do they just click on anything when they don’t see it?
- Comment on How social medias are reacting to the hantavirus 2 months ago:
Everyone should take ivermectin for hantavirus and covid-19 to deplete the global supply. Sincerely, Horse worms
- Comment on Woke 4 months ago:
I always thought it was funny how tough that steak seems based on his chewing.
- Comment on My glasses 5 months ago:
That seems like a good deal, can you promise not to be seen in public with me too?
- Comment on bold words 5 months ago:
You need therapy.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 5 months ago:
They are definitely bread, not cracker like at all.
- Comment on If God had wanted us to have nearly unlimited clean energy, He would have placed a fusion reactor into the sky. 5 months ago:
You could also have a constellation of satellites with area greater than the surface of the earth. It’s not that silly of an idea.
- Comment on genius 7 months ago:
If it only cost pennies to print it’s not strong enough.
- Comment on Fare thee well 7 months ago:
Could be referring to one specific location, most likely just a set up for the joke
- Comment on Fantastic 7 months ago:
That is pretty obviously the tough outer layer of an onion, not plastic. They didn’t take off enough layers of the onion. No one is going to wrap onions in plastic because that would actually make them spoil faster.
- Comment on Slightly Unfair 9 months ago:
I’d be more impressed if I saw the breeder reactor or the centrifuges she would have had to build to get enough weapons grade material.