What is this Star Trek incantation shit
CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad
Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m not stoned and same.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.
All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
You need a deflector dish to do that.
modeler@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.
Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I think I lest neurons reading that.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just the weak ones. Collectively, your brain is now stronger.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The author really believes it and has even sued over it.
retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/
Naich@lemmings.world 5 weeks ago
Someone swallowed a dictionary.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.
I know some of these words.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 5 weeks ago
Tekeli-li!
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing Sepropter_hog@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
SECRET TUNNEL!
theneverfox@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
The fuck did I just read?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
*blinks*
Seleni@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dubidu1212@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128
Zementid@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
That sudy screams confirmation bias. This is like “the best barber in the world of Italian/Irish heritage with scorleosis and balding hairline named Joseph”
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?
RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Isnt China the place covid19 originated from?
Wouldnt some chinese people already tried classical chinese medicine 4 years ago?
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Wut?
lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 5 weeks ago
Magnets! How do they work!?!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The scary thing is that this managed to get published in the first place.
And it is sad that they had it withdrawn. I would love to see that real science rips this idea to shreds.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
andrewth09@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Magic rocks!
Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
There’s some rocks I’m sure that can be used to kill covid.
sus@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
is that spot inside an active volcano?