CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.

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  • andrewth09@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar

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  • sus@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    is that spot inside an active volcano?

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Magic rocks!

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    • Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s some rocks I’m sure that can be used to kill covid.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The author really believes it and has even sued over it.

  retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/

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• Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think I lest neurons reading that.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What is this Star Trek incantation shit

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not stoned and same.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.

    All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You need a deflector dish to do that.

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  • modeler@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel

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• RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isnt China the place covid19 originated from?

  Wouldnt some chinese people already tried classical chinese medicine 4 years ago?

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• Dubidu1212@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone swallowed a dictionary.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.

  I know some of these words.

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• RobotToaster@mander.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.

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  • thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tekeli-li!

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is no war pandemic in Ba Sing Se

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  • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    SECRET TUNNEL!

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  *blinks*

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?

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• lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Magnets! How do they work!?!

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• troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wut?

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• EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtu.be/xq0XNILIYTw?si=q7ptO3AWuEjAtaWh

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