Submitted 1 year ago by Chadsalot@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I went to a hiking trail today that has Taiwanese Macau monkeys living on it. I could only make a quarter of the trail due to some issues with my leg but I did get to see a baby Macau and mama.
Also you are explicitly warned about interacting with the monkeys. You use the trail at your own risk. No jumping monkeys this time but one of them did try to pee on me from the canopy.
Pics of the Warning Signs:
https://ibb.co/VJyZyq0
https://ibb.co/1ZwrJQC
I don’t think those warning signs adequately convey the fact that those fuckers will rip your face off if you look at them funny…
There are more of them. Those two that I posted were the most colorful and interesting.
Those are the cutest warning signs I have ever seen.
I assume this is Kaosiung. One time I was visiting a campus there that had these monkeys. It was hell and pure entertainment. These monkeys were on parked cars and people couldn’t leave for hours. If they tried to get in their cars the monkeys would attack. And couple came by and the girl had a water bottle so the monkeys attacked her and the boyfriend just bounced and ran off to the hills while his girl was having her hair ripped out.
I saw this all while I was waiting for my bus. When the bus came and people got off, the unfortunate people on the bus didn’t know there were monkeys and many were carrying plastic stuff in their hands. The monkeys started attacking all the pasaangers getting off. Unfortunately we had to get on the bus and it was pure mayham trying to get on the bus during a monkey ambush.
Those are Macaques. Macau is… A different China thing.
“Walk away calmly. The monkey shall leave.” True words of wisdom.
but one of them did try to pee on me from the canopy.
That’s how you become the Golden Monkey. The greatest of all the monkeys.
Nice.
I hope your leg is better.
“I hear we’re going to Ape Island.”
“Yeah, to capture a giant ape! I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.”
“Why, what’s there?”
“Apes. But there’s not so big.”
“…Don’t worry it’s just a name”
Attacking by monkeys
“He said it was just a name?!”
“What he meant was monkey attack island is actually a peninsular.”
Women and seamen don’t mix.
Thats how you get sea-ciety.
Welcome to monkey attack island, where nothing can possiblay go wrong.
c/monkeysatemyface
How many monkeys would you have to kill to become king of monkey beach?
Shoking who would have thought that on a monkey attack beach you could be actually attacked by some monkeys … 🐒
You may say going to a monkey beach after a monkey attack is a bit, dare I say it? Bananas?
There was a series of movies about someone similar, but with dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park, et. al
As someone from Thailand, monkeys here are no joke. They are mean and act like a mafia gang. There are many places like this; tour guides always warn you not to bring your bags down with you and leave them in the car. Monkeys will suspect you have food in your bags and snatch them away.
What else would you keep in your bag?
bloons
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A world news article by Associate Producer Savannah Meacham titled Aussie family regrets visiting a beach notorious for monkey attacks after being attacked by monkeys at a famous monkey attack beach in Thailand. Below the title is a paused video with two photos side by side, the left one shows a person bent over with a long-tailed macaque running at them, while the photo on the right shows a woman with her hand over her mouth, looking shocked.
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I have been to one monkey sanctuary in Thailand, exactly once. As the locals told me: it is fun for about an hour and you have no desire to ever do it again.
Those monkeys are mean.
We need to send Coyote Peterson there.
That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.
Long time…
this is the face eating leopards all over again
It’s always fun visiting places with a lot of money. Uluwatu temple in Bali is another famous place for this. The monkeys there aren’t vicious though, but they might rob you blind: theguardian.com/…/balis-thieving-monkeys-seek-big…
They stole my wife’s Polaroid camera out of her handbag. :(
Did you attempt to negotiate with snacks?
how could this happen 😧
Custoslibera@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
Cabrio@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can cannibalise my peninsular.
Jtee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The cave of hopelessness!
Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?
Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
blackluster117@possumpat.io 1 year ago
Greenland has entered the chat
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 1 year ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext…
raptir@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”