Deez

@Deez@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chairs be jumping over Bill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do you attempt to use preternatural abilities on the world around you?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Taking a cat bowl full of water back to its spot on the floor. I remember I am the water, and it gets delivered without spilling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun Run⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, she’s not wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just saw this HILARIOUS image my grandson showed me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Lasagne - A Garfield Cartoon. Warning: disturbing content.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign Maintenance Is Important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Rats?! I’m outraged, you promised me dog or higher!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AITA ? I asked my gf if she can put her 3 year old daughter to bed by midnight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe gf isn’t meant to be with someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “…Don’t worry it’s just a name”

  Attacking by monkeys

  “He said it was just a name?!”

  “What he meant was monkey attack island is actually a peninsular.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AITA for telling my mom and sister to leave me and my wife alone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I regret reading this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get ad spammed by an adblocker.....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh that makes sense. I had a brain fail. Cheers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get ad spammed by an adblocker.....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you need to unblock a bunch of domains for every new site you visit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 4...the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a bot to do it for you, I heard that they are now better than humans at solving them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me trying to convince my friends to join Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re welcome, enjoy the raccoons!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If frozen yogurt is froyo what is refrigerated yogurt?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nogo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me trying to convince my friends to join Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just a little slimy, it’s still good, it’s still good!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New bot rules, Lemmy 0.18.3, and a message about alternative Lemmy frontends on lemm.ee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the update, and for all of your work. Hope things sort themselves out swiftly! ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me trying to convince my friends to join Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  mute sike

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me trying to convince my friends to join Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  😂

• Me trying to convince my friends to join Lemmy
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porkchop Sandwiches⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, Brian’s doin it again, dude. Brian, you ain’t no pimp dude!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porkchop Sandwiches⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ~help computer.~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AITA for not taking my husband’s swim short even if I knew he’d forget it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ESH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AITA for ignoring my girlfriend’s crying after a movie?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The movie probably brought up memories that were upsetting. It wasn’t just the film itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the love of god make this happen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  X’s (giving and taking) days are over

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨avg discord e-sex haver⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  !eyebleach@lemmit.online for anyone else looking