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First Alert smoke detector...non replacable battery supposed to last 10 years...dies after 4...the verify you're human puzzle does not work on 3 different browsers I tried

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨mysoulishome@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • _thisdot@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To be fair, if you tried three different browsers on iPhone, it doesn’t really make a difference. To the website, they’re all Safari

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They just need the Zoo.

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      • EonNShadow@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Kinda fitting considering recent chrome news

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  • xpsking@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Inspect element, select the wrapper div, change css element height to 1500px or something

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m on an iPhone. I finally emailed the link to myself, opened Remote Desktop and did it on my laptop. So dumb.

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      • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or… view as desktop button? (I’m on Android so idk if iOS has that option, they should though)

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      • dude@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        All iPhone browsers are just different versions of Safari at the moment due to a limitation by Apple. I’ve heard that may change.

        I guess this site just really doesn’t like Safari.

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    • danny@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yep I’ve often had to do something like that to get around broken website interfaces

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    • balance_sheet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Makes me wonder if they did this on purpose because for A LOT of people that is just never going to happen… I would tell them to do so and they would go like wow no.

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  • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you tried not being a robot

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    • radix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bite my shiny metal ass.

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What? You going to tell me not to drink booze and play blackjack with robot hookers anymore? This is bullshit!

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  • CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is a shitshow, probably illegal and the “10” years smoke detectors never last more than 6, like i know a German Youtuber did some magic math and testing, the 10 years is even under laboratory conditions basically impossible, in the real world the thing may go off once or twice, and are tested if they work, already taking out at least 1 year of time…

    I fucking want my 9V powered smoke detectors back.

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    • AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But how would they sell more smoke detectors that way?

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      • fubbernuckin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They can sell more smoke detectors in HELLLLL

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      • obviouspornalt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Doesn’t the isotope in the detection chamber degrade and needs to be replaced in 10 years anyway?

        epa.gov/…/americium-ionization-smoke-detectors

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The smoke detectors in my house are hooked up to the main power, but they still take a battery and beep when the battery is dead. I thought the battery was backup, but they die after about 2 years, so it can’t be backup, it must be used for something.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Even the 9V ones didn’t last forever.

      I found that out one very exciting morning, when it decided to sing me the song of its people. If you’ve never stumbled down the stairs at 4am looking for a fire with your bollocks flapping about, I heartily recommend it.

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      • CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No of course not, but you didn’t need a completely new smoke alarm when the battery is empty.

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  • Deez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Get a bot to do it for you, I heard that they are now better than humans at solving them.

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    • u202307011927@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Depressed? Smile more.

      Poor? Just have money.

      Have OP’s problem? Just do what this guy advised you to

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    • Oneobi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yah, I never leave home without my bot.

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  • MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Inspect the element the capture is inside and change its size.

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  • kite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Work at a fire dept. These fail so often we do not recommend 10 year battery detectors anymore. Just go get a new one with without that “perk”, don’t warranty replace it.

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lots of people got these because they had them in 2 packs at Costco dirt cheap. If I can help it I will never buy this brand again…

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      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Things I like to cheap out on:

        Chocolate

        Mobile phone

        Smoke detector

        Fire extinguisher

        18650 battery (and especially charger!)

        Extension cord

        Defibrillator

        PC power supply

        It’s smart and intelligent cuz it saves me money!

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      • ackthxbye@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Overpaying for an Apple phone, then cheating out on smoke detectors. Humanity is truly doomed.

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    • shadowSprite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Off topic, but do you know what to do about smoke detectors that chirp like once a week? I’m in an apartment, have 4 smoke detectors in here for some reason, and 3 out of the 4 will randomly chirp like once a week. We’ve changed the batteries, they’re flashing green, if you hit the test button they work, but they just chirp once in awhile. Sometimes it’s only once, sometimes it’s 2 or 3 times in a day and then will go a month or more without chirping. Management is a PITA so I don’t want to complain if there isn’t an issue, but I’d rather not die a horrible death if my apartment burns down and my detectors don’t go off.

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      • kite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yep. First thing to do is run a vacuum over them. Even the tiniest bit of dust can make them cranky and chirpy. If that doesn’t work and you don’t know how old they are, pop them off the ceiling and look at the back for a manufacture date. In general, smoke detectors (even without the ten year battery) have a life span of about 10 years. If they’ve hit that milestone, it’s a good chance they are beeping because they are old and they should be replaced. Next would be a call to the PITA management about them. If you get no love from management, look up what fire department covers your address; many departments will go out to check your detectors if you can’t get them to stop beeping and your landlord is being a butt. If your department is a volunteer one, it may be next to impossible to get ahold of them as there will probably not be anyone at the station to answer phones. For volunteer departments in my area, you need to call the county fire marshal / emergency management office in order to get hooked up with the volunteer department as they have the personal contact numbers for the volunteer chiefs, so I would try that (or the equivalent for your area). If it’s a career fire department, you should be able to call them directly. Even if they are out of the station, if it’s normal business hours and you call their HQ, they likely have a business office that will answer.

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      • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Many smoke detectors only last for 10 years. What you’re describing is what mine did in my house when they hit the 10 year mark. If you remove it from the ceiling, they usually have a human readable date printed on the ceiling facing side of the smoke detector.

        I’m betting if you pulled one of your “one chirp” smoke detectors down, you’ll find a date more than 10 years ago printed on it. Buy new ones, dispose of these. Note on disposal: old school smoke detectors contain a very small amount of radioactive material. (If you have one of these there will be a radioactive logo on it](sciencestockphotos.com/free/…/smoke_detector.jpg) **PLEASE DO NOT PUT THIS IN THE LANDFILL TRASH! ** Please dispose of these and your registered hazardous waste site.

        Newer style smoke detectors don’t use radioactive material and instead use regular light sensors. These are safe to dispose of as regular ewaste.

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      • CapgrasDelusion@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I'd replace them, keep the old ones, and put them back when I move out. This is also my go-to with apartment showerheads.

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  • CustodialTeapot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If it doesn’t work on mobile, set the browser to view on desktop mode.

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I tried. Finally just went to my actual desktop…

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  • NathanielThomas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve become certain that passwords and captchas are only there to deter real people not robots

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  • vox@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    add some css to the wrapping box like

    { height: 1000px; }

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    • BubblyMango@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Imagine this very thing being illegal after web drm is implemented.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I had a whole house of this brand of smoke detectors (5) and bought them back in 2019 and my wood burner had wind blow back down the chimney. It filled my house with smoke and the only one that went off was the smoke detector that i had taken down an set on my table. this should be illegal to sell something that is this important to someones safety. regardless to say im never buying first alert again

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    • roguetrick@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Two different types of sensors. Photoelectric use light and are good for detecting thick smoke(produced by smoldering, incomplete combustion) like you're describing, which is likely what your old one was. Ionizing sensors use radiation and detect small particles more common in active fires(complete combustion).

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      • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        damn you sound smart!! Very useful information thanks!

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  • coach@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just used the phone number on the back of the device to call them. I found them rather pleasant to deal with and they sent me a free replacement within a couple of days. Good luck, friend.

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Phone? But I’m not a caveman! It started chirping at bedtime and I was determined to email them before I turned in for the night…

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      • Nayfun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you really want to pursue being ripped off I would recommend contacting your local district attorney. They seriously do great work for us common folk.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They never work for ten years. Never. Don’t rely on cheap things when your life might depend on it.

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would find 5-7 acceptable and just avoid the brand for the replacement

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  • Izzy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why would I want a smoke detector with a lithium ion battery that can’t be replaced. 🤔

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They were cheap at Costco. Lots of people bought them and yup they are garbage.

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    • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      After 10 years it's assumed that the sensor is degraded, especially the radioactive type.

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    • roguetrick@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Most fire codes require hardwire or non replaceable battery nowadays. Supposed to reduce the amount of homes with dead battery smoke alarms I think.

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shit I have 2 of those in my house rn :(

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Might as well call them and tell them they stopped working already because they definitely won’t last more than 3 years

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  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh but don’t you see? This is plausible deniability. Good luck with the warranty.

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’ll probably send me a new one. I opened it and a new battery is more than the detector

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  • fresh@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Legit extremely infuriating

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  • downpunxx@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you always get fucked at the drive thru

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  • Sused@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’ve been had

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  • KrisND@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Was this one of the ones advertised for 10 year battery life? Could you maybe share the model number? I’ve seen 10yr life span, no battery replacements needed before, never really trusted it though. For safety devices I prefer hardwired with battery backup…ya know cause life’s are on the line if it’s needed.

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      P1210. If I can help it I’ll never buy First Alert again.

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  • Crow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Smoke detectors work using sensors that require special materials that only work for about 10 years before they begin to seriously loose functionality. You don’t want to replace the battery on a ten year old smoke detector, it should be replaced.

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    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If it lasted more than 2 years they would be a good theory

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      • Crow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lol, true.

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  • gullible@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I might be ignorant, but why would bots go after their warranty contact?

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