I am one with the Force, and the Force is with me.
All the time. I know it’s not real, but it’s fun to try to predict when exactly the bus is gonna come. It’s right after this blue car! … well, okay, maybe it’s right after this white car! oh…
Submitted 8 months ago by GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
I am one with the Force, and the Force is with me.
All the time. I know it’s not real, but it’s fun to try to predict when exactly the bus is gonna come. It’s right after this blue car! … well, okay, maybe it’s right after this white car! oh…
I occasionally feel the need to crush some heads.
Taking a cat bowl full of water back to its spot on the floor. I remember I am the water, and it gets delivered without spilling.
I regularly use my gifts to open grocery store doors.
Made me laugh. Thanks.
Only in moments of extreme crisis.
please don't die please don't die please don't die
Pulling my dad's finger always made him fart. Definitely not normal to have your finger connected to a pressure relief valve in your ass.
A few times a year
DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 8 months ago
If I’m in a mirthful mood, sometimes I will wave my hands in a magical gesture, causing the door to open before me, as I enter the grocery store.