UnculturedSwine
@UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on I saw what you did there 6 days ago:
The bucket serves a dual function by also capturing the bloody mess when that is inevitably needed.
- Comment on Use this science wisely. 1 week ago:
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
- Comment on Anon remembers a family guy cutaway 1 week ago:
I re-watched Anger Management recently and the version I watched was not the one I had seen previously. The original I saw had a scene where you find out Sandler is in the ladies room at the end of the scene. The one I watched recently cut off that part at the end and the scene ends a bit differently. I could imagine it happens from time to time if a joke or scene is a little too problematic so they tone it down on tv or when it’s re-released.
- Comment on Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants 1 week ago:
That or possibly a bot looking at the comment history.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 week ago:
For admins, it’s users. Period
- Comment on Anon hires a goth chick 1 week ago:
My gay friends call me a platinum star because I never fucked a woman and I’m a cesarian section.
- Comment on Anon hires a goth chick 1 week ago:
I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?
- Comment on THE NEXT CLANKER BETTER DO MY GODDAMN DISHES 2 weeks ago:
“Automating plumbing” sounds like a good way to literally enshittify your house.
Also, it doesn’t matter how many symphonies you compose if no one wants to listen to them.
- Comment on Incident 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think the military or even prison tracks individuals with this level of verbose. I feel like I’m reading debugging logs.
- Comment on The Price is Wrong, Bitch 1 month ago:
My brain read that title in both Adam Sandler’s and Jessie Pinkman’s voice. Adam: “The price is wrong” Jessie: “Bitch!”
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 2 months ago:
I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.
- Comment on shrooms 2 months ago:
Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero’s dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.
- Comment on Good boy 2 months ago:
He probably like:
- New Fetish Unlocked
- New Trauma Unlocked
- Comment on I got a feeling.. 2 months ago:
She might be dead
- Comment on Peak masculinity 3 months ago:
I-It’s you! The hero of Kvatch!
- Comment on Thanks angry Italian chef, we're saved! 3 months ago:
What in the meth-addled rural Utah?
- Comment on Bruh, chill 3 months ago:
You sound like that asshole
- Comment on I'm a console gamer so, Why the hate on the Epic Games Store? 3 months ago:
Ugh, you’re right. As if I needed another reason to hate that skeevy asshole.
- Comment on $$$ave dat money 3 months ago:
0.03% off… Image
- Comment on quick health tip 3 months ago:
I think it’s more of a tip for people who don’t have a choice. Coffee isn’t exclusively consumed for the taste.
- Comment on Playtron wanted to take on Windows and SteamOS with their GameOS, now they're announcing a cryptocurrency 3 months ago:
I’ll stick with my steam deck
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
When you’re trying to order tacos and the acid hits.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
The definition of color blindness I’m using is ignoring race and treating everyone the same in spite of it. If you’re using a different definition, tell me what it is and I can engage you based on that. If you’re just going to be condescending to me, I might as well just not engage with you at all.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
The colorblind route is how we got here. It has allowed white supremacists to operate under our noses while the people pretending to be colorblind give them the benefit of the doubt when they do their racist dog whistles. You see it even now with some of my countrymen trying to say Elon is just being autistic when he throws out a Nazi salute. We’ve been taking the colorblind route for decades and the only way we’ve been able to fight back is to listen to the minorities that are here and build our communities around celebration of our differences. I’m not going to treat everyone the same because the reality is that we are not all the same. Everyone has their own quirks and experiences and neuroses. I treat everyone how they want to be treated because that is how I respect their individuality. Everyone has the potential to teach me important things I don’t know.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Pretending to be colorblind doesn’t make one colorblind. Americans have largely adopted an ideology of anti-racism. That is, acknowledge that racial biases exist and keep the door open for healthy conversations. You may try to ignore the fact that racial biases exist but doing so only perpetuates them.
- Comment on Something something sexual tyrannosaurus 6 months ago:
Shhh, let them have their fun
- Comment on Something something sexual tyrannosaurus 6 months ago:
Celebrate fellow homos!
- Comment on Select a tip 7 months ago:
Especially labelling 30% “soso” and 40% “ok”. Unless they are bussing my tables, they get 0%. Otherwise it’s 15-20.
- Comment on Anon trying understanding women 8 months ago:
As a gay man who passes as straight, you can get a lot of gal pals just by treating women as friends instead of potential partners. A lot of women don’t really need a relationship, they just want a friendship.