UnculturedSwine

@UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just couldn’t play that one anymore. Years played straight and I could never win once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's vibing with the boys⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bros are always before hoes if you’re gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot Mouse Ass⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stops being a treat and instead devolves into a test of fortitude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Family’s Crypto Empire Collapses: Nearly $1 Billion Wiped Out as World Liberty and Memecoins Crash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This fake ass economy will only stay afloat for as long as the plutocrats can stomach setting their cash on fire. One by one each pillar will fall and then it will be time to get the guillotine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like sucking dick but I also know there are a lot of people with dicks who don’t and one of the things I’ve heard from people who have succeeded performing autofellatio is that it feels more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked. Honestly, hearing this just makes me want to do it more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason women cover their drinks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s their evil origin story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah fuck I burnt it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea. Maybe I would know if I was in to NASCAR.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Guy Claiming That You Have TDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the same people who I ironically freaked out about Obama wearing a tan suit and asking for brown mustard on his meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rockstar Just Fired Over 30 Employees From UK and Canada in an Attempt of Union-Busting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The more people they fire, the more fragile they make themselves. They can replace devs, sure but they are losing tribal knowledge they will never get back. There comes a point where it starts to show in the end product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The plan!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, maybe I like sucking a dick more than I like getting my dick sucked. Though I think this should tell people how much work goes into giving over receiving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, next question. If a snake had arms, would they be up near his head or closer to its butt? Like is it mostly torso or neck?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s too throw off any would-be soda bandits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mandela effect⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only one that got me was fruit of the loom. I hella remember a cornucopia and I wore that underwear all the time. Now I feel like an idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thick skinned employees, how can you be so thick skinned?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For some of us, being treated unfairly is just another part of life we need to get used to. I’ve had to deal with this a lot with my bio family. I feel that even though it was really shitty in a lot of ways growing up, you learn to be grateful for the lessons it teaches you. The men who are being stoic are really just conserving their emotional energy in exchange for their mental and physical energy because they probably don’t have much of the former. We’ve had to learn well to compress emotions as much as possible just to live in peace. We conserve our emotional energy for the things that matter most to us and yes, it feels like shit sometimes. But it’s a familiar feeling. It makes us us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The bucket serves a dual function by also capturing the bloody mess when that is inevitably needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers a family guy cutaway⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I re-watched Anger Management recently and the version I watched was not the one I had seen previously. The original I saw had a scene where you find out Sandler is in the ladies room at the end of the scene. The one I watched recently cut off that part at the end and the scene ends a bit differently. I could imagine it happens from time to time if a joke or scene is a little too problematic so they tone it down on tv or when it’s re-released.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That or possibly a bot looking at the comment history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For admins, it’s users. Period

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hires a goth chick⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My gay friends call me a platinum star because I never fucked a woman and I’m a cesarian section.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hires a goth chick⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE NEXT CLANKER BETTER DO MY GODDAMN DISHES⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Automating plumbing” sounds like a good way to literally enshittify your house.

  Also, it doesn’t matter how many symphonies you compose if no one wants to listen to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incident⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think the military or even prison tracks individuals with this level of verbose. I feel like I’m reading debugging logs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Price is Wrong, Bitch⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain read that title in both Adam Sandler’s and Jessie Pinkman’s voice. Adam: “The price is wrong” Jessie: “Bitch!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrooms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero’s dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good boy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He probably like:

  • New Fetish Unlocked
  • New Trauma Unlocked
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got a feeling..⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She might be dead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I-It’s you! The hero of Kvatch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks angry Italian chef, we're saved!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the meth-addled rural Utah?