Something something sexual tyrannosaurus

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• puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  ex-mormon here, born and raised.

  yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!

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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a wingman and a half.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The technical term is “jump hump”

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Holy shit I’m dead.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?

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• darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.

  Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.

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  • blackbelt352@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuck me in the ass 'cuz I love Jesus!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That one’s pretty common with Catholics.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As Garfunkel and Oates say: Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!

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  • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fucking weirdos.

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  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Celebrate fellow homos!

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• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And how do you get it in without moving?

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  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Shhh, let them have their fun

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