Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.
Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.
Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.
Fuck me in the ass 'cuz I love Jesus!
That one’s pretty common with Catholics.
As Garfunkel and Oates say: Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!
Fucking weirdos.
Celebrate fellow homos!
And how do you get it in without moving?
Shhh, let them have their fun
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
ex-mormon here, born and raised.
yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
That’s a wingman and a half.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The technical term is “jump hump”
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Holy shit I’m dead.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?