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Sensitive ContentSomething something sexual tyrannosaurus

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ex-mormon here, born and raised.

    yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!

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    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a wingman and a half.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The technical term is “jump hump”

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Holy shit I’m dead.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.

    Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.

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    • blackbelt352@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck me in the ass 'cuz I love Jesus!

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That one’s pretty common with Catholics.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As Garfunkel and Oates say: Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!

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    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fucking weirdos.

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    • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Celebrate fellow homos!

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And how do you get it in without moving?

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    • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shhh, let them have their fun

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