ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Players still don't feel "comfortable" with game subscription services, says Ubisoft+ boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Why won’t these idiots pay a subscription for my shitty game!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts, both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep, makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Free Egg And Rice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I just used OPs picture as a visualisation of of way of sbowballing, but yeah, this is just a good old fashioned spit swap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well when two people really like each other, one will finish in the others mouth, then the other will come share their treat with the other, sometimes like the picture sometimes more intimately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Workplace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, they work from home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Workplace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, I'm gonna take a second opinion on that...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, I'm gonna take a second opinion on that...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s why you need a secure and tight plug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Both, there’s actually a Cloning facility in north Hollywood, they have the original Barney locked away, it’s kinda sad seeing him laying there in the fetal position crying whilst singing " I love you, you love me, were a happy family".

  The left over Robin Williams clones make up for it tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't argue with his point.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, so we can never ever change the name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Languages - writing vs speaking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget those silent letters who completely fuck everything up when you’re trying to learn the word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does holding a key fob to your head increase its range?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fob have small antenna, as fob to head, body becomes big antenna, boost signal with body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I fucked up, had a shitty day and didn’t pay attention, but .eh, still funny tho, just I’m an idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it obvious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The future of AI in Personalized Medicine Breakthroughs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney backs down from 'Steamboat Willie' YouTube copyright claim⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah, because if someone can claim a copyright on their public domain work, gen disney might be in a bit of trouble, considering they built their movie business on using public domain stories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't want any nerd mussels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather app asking for permission to manage calls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because it automatically allows camera permission obviously!