Languages - writing vs speaking

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• Kraivo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Person, who made this meme, should be tortured til he learns how to recognise “be” and “bee” only by voice.

  English has too many sounds for a language that contains only 26 letters and several dialects where people just eat half of the words. Honestly, i wouldn’t mind to have maybe 3-4 new letters to just not have two different learning curves: one for reading and another one for speaking

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t mind to have maybe 3-4 new letters

    No, what we need is stopping thief letters like c, q, and x

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    • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t forget those silent letters who completely fuck everything up when you’re trying to learn the word.

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  • CaptKoala@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Australia we don’t eat half the words, it’s just too fucken hot to expend that much energy, also beers.

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  • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think you might like the Shavian alphabet

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  • TurtleTourParty@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bring back ð and þ!

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love eating my o’s

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spaghetti- or Cheeri-?

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty sure writing in English is famous for being gorgeous, with its history of borrowing words from every other language you have the widest range of options to write the best poetry and prose possible.

  Now speaking English, that shit’s for losers.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk German just sounds friendly to me. Not as friendly as Dutch though.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    star wars you are lost

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nein, stell dir vor eine Jungfrau sprechen. Sie trägt eine Dirndl und trinkt vier Bier und will dich kennenlernen. Oder einer freundlich Mann. Er will Videospiele sprechen in der Stadtpark. Meiner Großonkel was einer freundlicher Künstler.

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• WolfhoundRO@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t stop laughing at the russian one.

  First sentence you learn in Duo in russian: “Me in metro”

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The chad Spanish vs the virgin everyone else

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• far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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  • manucode@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Guten Tag, werte Damen und Herren

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• Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lithuanian would be:

  Writing:

  writing

  Speaking:

  speaking

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• lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what about esperanto

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