TurtleTourParty

@TurtleTourParty@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What about a mini laptop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just got this latest text from the scammers that have been sending relentless texts to me in the past few weeks.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To weed out people who scrutinize the scam. The same reason scams often have misspelled words. They want people who will react quickly without thinking too hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being an already decided voter in a swing state is swell⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not in a swing state but I still get a decent amount of political spam. It’s mostly random PACs sending clickbait texts asking me to donate. Every so often I get a text from a candidate running in a completely different state and wonder where they got their lists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to: Dr. Jækel Hydensen and Family would be better in English.

  We sometimes send things to “The Hydensen Family” but that does seem to assume that the heads of the family have the same last name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's ALL games, baby!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a place near me called Just Salad that has several posters on the windows stating the sell more than salads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stacked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My cousin couldn’t understand how I bought groceries after I sold my car. After telling him I walked three blocks to the store he asked how I bought groceries in winter. I told him I put on a coat and boots and walk three blocks to the store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No modern grains: find the original wild versions of wheat, corn, and rice and only process and eat those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming up with new names is hard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Indiana pronounces their Monticello the same way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Maybe even sleep a little, if I'm lucky."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was put on the 24th floor of an office building with a desk facing the window while the company I worked for renovated our 10th floor office. It was really cool, there was a small hawk that liked to hang out on the window ledge and I had a nice view. When the renovation was done I was moved back to a cubicle with only florescence lights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram app no longer lets you post stories without allowing camera and mic access on ios⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The official app won’t work with my instance (pixey.org). Pixeldroid does through

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram app no longer lets you post stories without allowing camera and mic access on ios⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As an amateur photographer, I’m still hoping for a Flickr resurgence. Instagram is so restrictive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember a time where you would get multiple results from a search with no scrolling⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you move your videos section? Mine is at the top (but I’m also on mobile)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Under da sea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the fish head have hair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, I don't want to design a logo for a coffee shop in fucking skype.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The android version was awful from the start

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ant smell⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love cilantro, but I got the celery tastes bitter and spicy gene. So many people tell me it’s tasteless but it has a strong, terrible taste to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed Milk⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chalap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innovation⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They had one of them in my neighborhood and it only stocked the most popular books (on amazon) which you already get delivered to you in an hour or two. It seemed pretty pointless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Experiments⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In my mind the brain blades can extend and retract wolverine style.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best BBQ on the block⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alligator is not bad deep fried, but still tastes like you’re eating a weird chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come on, science!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Before the iPhone Palm and RIM were improving their smartphones constantly, new feature phones were coming out all the time with apps to access social media, the internet and play games. I think a lot of people actually were often wanting a better phone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chai tea⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that make things appear faster on your LCD Display?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waiting in a queue to see a Web site⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or privatize it using a friend’s company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cerveza Cristal⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Malört: Tonight’s the night you fight your dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not your pardner, guy!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I get this a lot. I use the libredirect browser extension to open reddit pages in libreddit now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨temperature⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yyyy.mm.dd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they told us we were crazy⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think the US defense budget is so big?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget where you came from.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All of them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak organization⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m currently using Qobuz. The interface is a bit clunky and the catalog is smaller, but there are no podcasts, audiobooks, or social features.

  My favorite ever streaming service was Mog. It was bought by Beats and ruined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Languages - writing vs speaking⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bring back ð and þ!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨popup with no way to close⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe OP means a screenshot including the mouse cursor, but IIRC that is an option in snipping tool while using the countdown timer.