Creamy centres

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• ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

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  • skulblaka@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

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    • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

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  • cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

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    • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t it obvious?

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• Thranduil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like an SCP

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

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• Davel23@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.

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  • rvdz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.”

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  • aaaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t you even take the bones out?

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    • Davel23@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

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• neonred@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Won’t they suffocate? 🦀

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  • misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah they have gills, silly

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

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  • tabularasa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But it’s still a crab!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

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• cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably taste better than they currently do.

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  • mrbubblesort@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those would be popular in Asia.

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• Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seems like an SCP

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• Eczpurt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everything keeps evolving into crabs!

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• ZetaLightning94@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time…

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• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?

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• Rootiest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.

  Very disappointed, 1 star.

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