you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?

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• corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister’s supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully

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• Dennis5891@mstdn.games ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  @buru5

  Ask him who he is and what game series hes from

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  • IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Something called Rance

    OP is afraid to admit he’s playing an H-game?

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    • buru5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game lemmy.world/post/6575601

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  • buru5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that’s a big no-no

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won’t show anyone else.

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  • buru5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home

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• Asudox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer

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• Teon@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
  Take that blank page! HA!

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• norgur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Draw my sword! Only a ne’er-do-well would enter another man’s home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!

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• uyuu@lemmy.4d2.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Team up

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  • buru5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    o_o

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Kick him square in the nards

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• Johanno@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  sight

  unzips

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• ratondev@mastodon.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  @buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway

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• vivadanang@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  DOGS: GUTS!

  my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.

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