How to keep a man

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• Steelmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Keep him on the toilet

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• drasticpotatoes@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This looks absolutely disgusting. If someone offered me this I would have trouble not laughing.

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• Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.

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• HonorIsDead@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Corn looks like a sludge still thawing out.

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  • hark@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I couldn’t even tell that was corn.

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    • giggling_engine@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks like yesterday’s corn

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steamed or boiled… probably…

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• CCF_100@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🤮

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• g0nz0li0@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.

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• HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

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  • cryostars@lemmyf.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Behind the Walmart dumpster*

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    • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster

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• RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  By the ball sack? Cuz that’s the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate

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• BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that literal shit?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shit from a butt

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• FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is how you keep a man in the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Great Value dinner

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• Crafter72@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia

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  • phonyphanty@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge …

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• superfes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once again, I’m glad that I do most of the cooking…

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• Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On the toilet.

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• Gestrid@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is that?

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.

    Nothing fancy but this wouldn’t look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It’s a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.

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    • BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …in which country, though?

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    • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It what world is canned corn looking like that? That looks like yellow vomit

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• Kolli@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.

  I mean it doesn’t look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it’s hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.

  And it would be free and prepared “ready” so that’s nice. :)

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Salmonella ?

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• Vej@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get it, what am I missing?

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does any of that look edible?

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    • Vej@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but I don’t understand what I am looking at either.

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