HootinNHollerin
@HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net
- Comment on dream job 1 month ago:
There’s a restaurant on the outskirts of bangkok that launches a whole rotisserie chicken from a slingshot over the guests tables and impales on a spike on the helmet of a guy on a unicycle
- Comment on Everyday, as an American 5 months ago:
As a mechanical design engineer in America having dual systems creates unnecessary complexity and frustration every day. I full force embrace switching to metric
- Comment on Biden’s China Tariffs Are the End of an Era for Cheap Chinese Goods 5 months ago:
Good
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
It’s grown one craft beer at a time
- Comment on periodic tablets 7 months ago:
Smoke weed in a bong or pipe
The bowl being of the bong or pipe
- Comment on periodic tablets 7 months ago:
I’ve found the fastest ways to get religious folk that knock on my door to scurry in a hurry is:
- offer to listen as long as they like but only after they roast a bowl with you
- tell them to pay their fucking taxes
- Comment on The New Tom Green Show - Fun With Censors 8 months ago:
Good stuff
- Comment on Hot Cheetos don't taste the same 10 months ago:
I find flaming hot funions to be spicier, and fuego takis to be spicier than the funions
- Comment on King shit 10 months ago:
you could even go so far as to say he’s a Jack ass
- Comment on Suing YouTube’s Science Scammers | Kyle Hill 10 months ago:
All these YouTube thumbnails are so fucking cheesy I can’t give a click to them
- Comment on You are great 10 months ago:
Definitely does free-range ketamine
- Comment on King shit 10 months ago:
This guy quafs
- Comment on The four houses dads belong to. 10 months ago:
FYI there are adaptors for all of these batteries so you’re not actually stuck. I got one on Amazon
- Comment on Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough. 10 months ago:
I recall seeing an item in a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00”
- Comment on How to keep a man 10 months ago:
Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster
- Comment on "Hey Google, find the nearest Burger King" - "Sure, here is one on the other side of the globe!" 10 months ago:
I’ve had this happen to me on Google maps on iOS before
- Comment on Beef Liners 10 months ago:
Quality shitpost
- Comment on Has google stopped working for finding anything? 10 months ago:
Ad company serves ads over useful information, news at 11
- Comment on In the boneR 10 months ago:
Long as it aint a Judy chop
- Comment on In the boneR 10 months ago:
Peak cool right there
- Comment on 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?' 10 months ago:
That sounds awesome lol My joke was referring to the servers at sonic that dinnertime are on skates or roller blades
- Comment on Especially with a real one! 10 months ago:
We called it pumping, which now that I tibia about it has innuendo as well
- Comment on 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?' 10 months ago:
Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
- Submitted 10 months ago to [deleted] | 20 comments
- Comment on I'm just going to leave this here 10 months ago:
Just the tip
- Comment on How do I stop hating children? 10 months ago:
I’ll have to look into this again thanks, but Just a cautionary note that it can be hard to get off of beta blockers iirc
- Comment on How to keep a man 10 months ago:
Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart
- Comment on How to keep a man 10 months ago:
!shittyfoodporn@
- Comment on How to keep a man 10 months ago:
Brawndo er Brodo
