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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be pedantic, that’s still covered under E

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know of a single engineer who has never built a trebuchet.

      I’m not even a “proper” engineer and I have like, five desktop trebs, 2 ballistae and some other odds and ends (3d printed, of course,)

      It’s like, a right of passage or something.

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      • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have a scar over my eye from a trebuchet I built in high school, then I went to college for engineering, so that checks out

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      • dave@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m a software engineer and I built a trebuchet during lockdown to launch Easter eggs at the neighbours’ gardens since we weren’t allowed to go see them.

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      • Kryptonidas@lemmy.wtf ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m a software engineer, but now I feel like I need to build a trebuchet.

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      • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m a machinist, which is kind of engineer adjacent. We make cannons.

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      • Deebster@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        btw, it’s a rite of passage.

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      • Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I designed and 3D printed a Ballista…

        Same-same, right?

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mother, 33, stops being a scientist to do science.

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      • evranch@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        science engineering

        Siege engineering to be precise

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And M. A lot of M actually. And S. Also T. Put some A in it to make it not threatening.

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      • Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        no M here. you can just launch shot and need no M to explain it. have you ever had fun?

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, if this were 1400 AD, sure…

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone else find it weird how articles often tend to add the parental status of the subject in the title?

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    • Hagdos@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only if it’s about a mother though.

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      • cmhe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guess being a mother is considered an important life achievement, while being a father does not.

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    • mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess it’s bait for people who like to judge. The idea could be: it’s not responsible to quit science for this and being a mother makes irresponsible choices even worse. That’s not my point of view, but I know people whose life seems to be so empty that they feel a constant need to look down on others and the “mother” information gives them at least 5 more minutes of talking shit about how this is a terrible decision.

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      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I see it the other way around. Older people eat up clickbait news, and older people tend to be parents, so identifying the woman as a mother makes them go “she’s someone like me” while identifying her as a scientist is less likely to resonate. It helps some people imagine themselves in her shoes.

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    • atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s been this way since the inception of the news paper. To see papers they needed to get people invested in the subjects of the paper. That included giving information about the subject of the articles that other people might relate to. If you’re a mother you’re more likely to be inspired by a mom of 3 who went for a degree in science and ended up becoming a “Trebuchet Master”.

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  • Jolteon@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since they specified female, there is presumably also at least one male trebuchet master as well, meaning that the UK considers trebuchets important enough to have multiple trebuchet Masters.

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The new alternative to Trident. It’s cheaper to have trebuchets posted around the coastline than nukes scooting around on submarines and offers about the same amount of protection from the country being nuked.

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      • dch82@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        offers about the same amount of protection from the country being nuked.

        Sadly true lol

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    • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the cheapest means of getting fresh beef from point A to point B

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      • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Now hear me out…Railguns

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      • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s a restaurant on the outskirts of bangkok that launches a whole rotisserie chicken from a slingshot over the guests tables and impales on a spike on the helmet of a guy on a unicycle

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  • neonred@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being “trebuchet master” without “Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics”… doubt

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    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds like multidisciplinary peak perfocmance to me.

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  • ArgentRaven@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would, too. Which is the more exciting job? Unfortunately there probably isn’t much call for a trebuchet bombardment these days.

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fun fact, only one trebuchet has ever been deployed for combat in the new world.

      The conquistadors and coalition forces built one during the siege of Tenochitlan, they tried to fire it but the sling snapped, rock went up, rock came back down.

      Thus ended the storied military record of trebuchets in the new world.

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      • towerful@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s fascinating! You should update the Wiki on trebuchets.

        wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet

        Clearly someone has pulled a Scots Language Wiki and has been writing bullshit on that article for years

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    • Arbiter@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not yet.

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    • tomatolung@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Perhaps this should be decreed in a new Geneva convention as the only allowed long range missile system? That would make wars less deadly and more useful.

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  • nonailsleft@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s the distance on those things?

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Depends on the mass of the projectile, and how the throwing arm is tuned.

      If its release is tuned for distance and they’re flinging period-accurate projectiles, tuned firmly distance a typical period tree could throw stones about 300 meters.

      Depending on the kind of fortifications they were against (and if they had siege engines of their own, or other artillery- bow and arrows, whatever) they might set up a little closer and tune instead for more forward velocity rather than range.

      The typical mass was about 200-300 kilograms, or a small sedan. You could go heavier, but that typically reduced range.

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      • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        200-300 kilograms, or a small sedan

        A small sedan weighs about twice as much as that

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “They would have been pulled up to a castle, maybe 200-300m away and they could have launched rocks, boulders and flaming boulders into castles,”…

      bbc.co.uk/…/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-6509…

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      • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And cheese my cows. They could launch cows as well.

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    • nullPointer@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      search YouTube “punkin chunkin”

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1000 meters easy.

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  • Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Interesting that “Mother, 33” doesn’t have a name

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    • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you never read a newspaper before?

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wait they did not ask for 10 years experience in the field?

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    • hexabs@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      100 hours of aoe2 and we’ve got a deal

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, I got that! Do you think the Brits will accept a foreigner from a place that wasn’t one of their colonies?

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      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Best I can do is 80 hours of Besiege, take it or leave it

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Scientist in the UK wear surgical caps and carry stethoscopes? I guess doctors are a subcategory of scientists.

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    • courier8377@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Clinical research i’d guess

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesn’t becoming a doctor involve researching something new in the field of medicine?

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      • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re thinking of a PhD doctor. Medical doctors don’t have to research or publish anything new.

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  • Deebster@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Found the source: ireland-live.ie/…/i-hurl-18kg-rocks-for-a-living-…

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  • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a retired toolmaker, I see your trebuchet and raise you the artillery piece I made for myself - a small Coehorn mortar of about 50mm/2" bore.

    I’ve known 2 toolmakers that have built their own full scale full functional Gatling guns from scratch also.

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  • rekabis@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The military will need skills like that once modern civ collapses later this century.

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Building a trebuchet to hurt rocks is stem though

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    • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It didn’t say she builds them though

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  • mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably makes more money as a trebuchet operator too

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  • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Behold the return of the Mighty Trebuchet Memes!

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  • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (Trebuchet) swinger in your area

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    • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the new pineapple on your doorstep.

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  • Hestia@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know what she should do with that illegal-to-say

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    • androogee@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know what it would be illegal for me to say that she should do with that.

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  • NostraDavid@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If not STEM, then HEAL? (Health, Education And Learning)

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