Jolteon
@Jolteon@lemmy.zip
- Comment on my peers 2 weeks ago:
When you die, I’m going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure.
- Comment on ONE OF US 3 weeks ago:
Based on the Wikipedia article, it’s $6,490,000/kg.
Assuming you can legally purchase that amount (which you can’t), you could even find that much for sale (would you probably couldn’t), and the price didn’t go up as you purchased more of a very scarce resource (which it would), it would be about $6.5 billion US.
- Comment on Avowed made me scream to my doctor: “I am a wizard!” 1 month ago:
I doubt that’s the weirdest thing the doctors have heard people under those drugs say.
- Comment on tetrapods 1 month ago:
Caltrop cheese
- Comment on Murica 1 month ago:
Even the generous estimates only put us at about 1°c increase by human activity. While the large scale effects of this are causing problems, it doesn’t really change the fact that there are plenty of 100°F days even discounting that increase.
- Comment on Murica 1 month ago:
With the average commute to work in the US being 16 mi one way, The average speed of riding a bicycle in the city being 15 mph, that makes the average commute to work just over an hour long (over 2x the 27 minutes it takes in a car). If you work in a job that requires you to be presentable, then you need to add another 15 minutes to take a quick shower and change (if your workplace even has such facilities).
Obviously, this changes with e-bikes, but there’s not really a practical difference between most modern e-bikes and an electric moped.
- Comment on Murica 1 month ago:
Even without global warming, 100°f days or not exactly uncommon in large chunk of the US.
- Comment on Murica 1 month ago:
A cargo e-bike is basically just an electric moped.
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 1 month ago:
Technically it’s a shape defined by the EGM96 coefficients.
- Comment on pew pew 1 month ago:
Yeah, but that’s just what we do.
- Comment on Anon just wants to enjoy his movie 2 months ago:
His mother never died, and is yelling at anon to take out the trash.
- Comment on I wanna ROCK 3 months ago:
I wonder if the Finland conspiracy has any genuine believers yet…
- Comment on Duh 3 months ago:
Love is decision, not a feeling.
- Comment on Anon's in trouble 3 months ago:
I’m unfamiliar with fluid dynamics. How intense would the Delta p problem be in this situation?
- Comment on Palworld announces Terraria crossover 4 months ago:
That’s awesome, I thought they got murdered by Nintendo.
- Comment on AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING 4 months ago:
I wonder how this is going to advance the status of cryogenic freezing.
- Comment on Anon's uncle is sick 4 months ago:
Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?
- Comment on Anon questions our energy sector 4 months ago:
And even if we just buried all of it, all nuclear waste ever produced could easily be buried in one square mile.
- Comment on Culture Wars 5 months ago:
- Comment on Anon takes the horsepill 5 months ago:
Logically, any intelligent person who has money problems would have bought a cheaper, used car for probably under $5,000 (though how much under depends on area). The monthly payments for that would be minimal or non-existent. You’d still have to pay for gas and insurance, but those would be relatively small costs comparatively.
- Comment on Anon has a close call 5 months ago:
Is anyone old enough for 4chan?
- Comment on Drink it, I dare ya 5 months ago:
To be fair, most people won’t buy this specific drink.
- Comment on dream job 6 months ago:
Since they specified female, there is presumably also at least one male trebuchet master as well, meaning that the UK considers trebuchets important enough to have multiple trebuchet Masters.
- Comment on Anon tries smoking for the first time 6 months ago:
Nicotine.
- Comment on Hippos 6 months ago:
Goods and services.
- Comment on Anon's best friend has something to confess 6 months ago:
Honestly, that’s a mundane situation that it might actually be the truth.
- Comment on Shigeru Miyamoto comments on AI, says "Nintendo would rather go in a different direction" 6 months ago:
I have no problem with them being behind the times, if they even are. What’s really annoying is suing people for downloading games that they don’t even sell anymore.
- Comment on THICC 6 months ago:
Honestly, it’s not even sexist anymore. I’ve seen it used to refer to men almost as often as women.
- Comment on y hello there 6 months ago:
Is copper(II) sulfate known to cause brain damage or hallucinations?
- Comment on Jet Fuel 7 months ago:
Then the warlocks killed off all the wizards for taking away their sources of power. It’s why you don’t see magic in use today. The wizards have all been killed off and the warlocks have no entities left to pact with.