Anon's uncle is sick

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist… had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

  Then and there?

  No. About eighteen years later. That’s the thing about Dim Mak… you never know when it’s gonna take effect.

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  • BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Statistically if you’re born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

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    • Dalvoron@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

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• NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blood for the blood god.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tendies for the tendie throne.

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

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  • Jolteon@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blood for the blood god. Khorne loves him

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That totally happened

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Greentext

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