It’s an extremely addictive chemical as well. You’ll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!
it's making the frickin frogs gay
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
psud@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
I felt I needed more than 1L of DHM after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life
It’s there hope for me‽
Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No, I’m sorry. You only have years to live.
el_bhm@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Join ADHMO brother. There is 12 steps.
Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute
spechter@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
I didn’t even catch that one
choab@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I heard somewhere that if you breath this stuff in its liquid form, you can die!
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 5 weeks ago
Everyone that has ingested it has eventually died
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Someone told me if you apply a little heat it just disappears! Leaves zero trace. What kind of freak invents this stuff
Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Dihydrogen Monoxide
What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
woda
executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Wadder
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Oxidane, hydric acid, hydroxylic acid, hydrohydroxic acid, hydroxic acid, hydroxoic acid, hydrol, μ-Oxidodihydrogen, oxygen dihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, aqua, neutral liquid… 🤷♂️
madjo@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Time for me is nothing cuz I’m counting no age.
reddit_sux@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wasser
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Вода
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 5 weeks ago
I think in America it’s usually called hydric acid! 😨
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
My God… They look just like flakes of frozen water!
Comment105@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
You can’t freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.
You’re thinking of quartz.
Wilco@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Send this to Fox News! The MAGATs need to know about this substance. It would be amazing to hear a MAGA politician comment on the dangers of this substance and vow to eradicate it.
“Everyone exposed to this molecular structure dies, there are no exceptions”
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What does the T stand for (or is that a typo)?
madjo@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
It makes it sound like maggots.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m sure like 99.9% of us here get the joke, but the meme says water turns into ice when it freezes.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
It can also hold a plethora of other chemicals that make it highly conductive (nanobots!?) and even in its most pure form it contains acidic as well as basic components (sorcery!?).
perishthethought@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Nanobots‽
Sorcery‽
interrobang :)
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
It’s a fun symbol with a fun name but I’m not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use “!?” for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they’re saying themselves and “?!” for rhetorical or emotional questions.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
- Nanobots?
- Sorcery?
- Hotel?
- Trivago
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Do you think it’s conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they’re just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
This substance is a key ingredient in some energy drinks. All humans who have consumed these energy drinks develop a dependency to it, and have withdrawal symptoms up to and including death.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
*frogs naturally turn gay its a plot point Jurassic Park
tfed@infosec.exchange 5 weeks ago
@fossilesque Hydric Acid may produce blistering vapors :blobcatterrified:
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
It blows my mind that anyone thinks that dihydrogen monoxide thing is funny. I’m against chemophobia or whatever it’s called, but the dumber person plays the trick.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
It’s not supposed to be funny.
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Yes it is and you know it is. The downvotes prove it. Only worthless pieces of dogshit think that trickery nonsense is amusing.
Allero@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
It’s not meant to genuinely trick people into thinking that water is bad, that’s obviously ridiculous even for the dumbest of people.
It’s meant to be explained afterwards for those who got genuinely caught. Experiencing a fear of some dangerous chemical only to discover it’s simply water is an illustrative example of how people misunderstand chemistry and chemical industry, and for some it might be eye-opening.
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I don’t understand why idiots cannot admit that this is supposed to be an amusing exercise. It always has been and it has always been about superiority. Unearned superiority by worthless STEMbag dumbfucks who should be strapped into a rocket and fired directly into the sun.
Tricking your moral and intellectual superiors into thinking that a scary chemical is out there just to then reveal that it’s actually water is intellectual idiocy of the highest order. If bottom of the barrel worthless dumbfucks want to combat chemophobia, all you have to do is engage in education.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Very intelligent people can like childish fart jokes and dad jokes. It has nothing to do with their intelligence; people just have opinions on humor. I don’t like scatological jokes, but I don’t try to define someone’s intelligence with it. That would be extremely stupid, as they are not related.
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
If the “humor” is derived from condescension and superiority, which it clearly is here, then I evaluate it as low intelligence. I couldn’t care less if anyone agrees with me about that, but it is directly related because stupidity is a choice and based on how you treat others. The type of person who is amused by tricking their intellectual superiors is a bottom of the barrel worthless dumbfuck masquerading as an intelligent person.
rasbora@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people’s bodies. We are in deep water, folks.
th3dogcow@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether ever person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.
Echinoderm@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
I’ve heard that it’s so addictive that people who stop using it will die from withdrawal in a matter of days.
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Not unless there’s a whole bunch of it, we’re not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you’re correct.
boydster@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
DHMO can cut a person into 60 pieces is what I take away from that statement, and that’s yet another reason to keep this dangerous chemical under very strict lock and key
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Every day in the world 1000 people die by accident from inhaling dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form.
Do you hear about that in the mainstream news ? Of course not!