Do you think it’s conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they’re just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?
it's making the frickin frogs gay
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
It’s an extremely addictive chemical as well. You’ll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!
psud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I felt I needed more than 1L of DHM after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life
It’s there hope for me‽
Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No, I’m sorry. You only have years to live.
el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Join ADHMO brother. There is 12 steps.
choab@discuss.online 22 hours ago
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
I heard somewhere that if you breath this stuff in its liquid form, you can die!
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Someone told me if you apply a little heat it just disappears! Leaves zero trace. What kind of freak invents this stuff
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 19 hours ago
Everyone that has ingested it has eventually died
Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Dihydrogen Monoxide
What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Вода
reddit_sux@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Wasser
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 17 hours ago
Oxidane, hydric acid, hydroxylic acid, hydrohydroxic acid, hydroxic acid, hydroxoic acid, hydrol, μ-Oxidodihydrogen, oxygen dihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, aqua, neutral liquid… 🤷♂️
madjo@feddit.nl 9 hours ago
Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Time for me is nothing cuz I’m counting no age.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
woda
executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
Wadder
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 day ago
I think in America it’s usually called hydric acid! 😨
Wilco@lemm.ee 22 hours ago
Send this to Fox News! The MAGATs need to know about this substance. It would be amazing to hear a MAGA politician comment on the dangers of this substance and vow to eradicate it.
“Everyone exposed to this molecular structure dies, there are no exceptions”
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
What does the T stand for (or is that a typo)?
madjo@feddit.nl 9 hours ago
It makes it sound like maggots.
Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute
spechter@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I didn’t even catch that one
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
My God… They look just like flakes of frozen water!
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 day ago
You can’t freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.
You’re thinking of quartz.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m sure like 99.9% of us here get the joke, but the meme says water turns into ice when it freezes.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 day ago
It can also hold a plethora of other chemicals that make it highly conductive (nanobots!?) and even in its most pure form it contains acidic as well as basic components (sorcery!?).
perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Nanobots‽
Sorcery‽
interrobang :)
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 day ago
It’s a fun symbol with a fun name but I’m not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use “!?” for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they’re saying themselves and “?!” for rhetorical or emotional questions.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
- Nanobots?
- Sorcery?
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
*frogs naturally turn gay its a plot point Jurassic Park
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
This substance is a key ingredient in some energy drinks. All humans who have consumed these energy drinks develop a dependency to it, and have withdrawal symptoms up to and including death.
tfed@infosec.exchange 1 day ago
@fossilesque Hydric Acid may produce blistering vapors :blobcatterrified:
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It blows my mind that anyone thinks that dihydrogen monoxide thing is funny. I’m against chemophobia or whatever it’s called, but the dumber person plays the trick.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Very intelligent people can like childish fart jokes and dad jokes. It has nothing to do with their intelligence; people just have opinions on humor. I don’t like scatological jokes, but I don’t try to define someone’s intelligence with it. That would be extremely stupid, as they are not related.
Allero@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
It’s not meant to genuinely trick people into thinking that water is bad, that’s obviously ridiculous even for the dumbest of people.
It’s meant to be explained afterwards for those who got genuinely caught. Experiencing a fear of some dangerous chemical only to discover it’s simply water is an illustrative example of how people misunderstand chemistry and chemical industry, and for some it might be eye-opening.
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
I don’t understand why idiots cannot admit that this is supposed to be an amusing exercise. It always has been and it has always been about superiority. Unearned superiority by worthless STEMbag dumbfucks who should be strapped into a rocket and fired directly into the sun.
Tricking your moral and intellectual superiors into thinking that a scary chemical is out there just to then reveal that it’s actually water is intellectual idiocy of the highest order. If bottom of the barrel worthless dumbfucks want to combat chemophobia, all you have to do is engage in education.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
It’s not supposed to be funny.
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Yes it is and you know it is. The downvotes prove it. Only worthless pieces of dogshit think that trickery nonsense is amusing.
rasbora@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people’s bodies. We are in deep water, folks.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 4 hours ago
Every day in the world 1000 people die by accident from inhaling dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form.
Do you hear about that in the mainstream news ? Of course not!
th3dogcow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether ever person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.
Echinoderm@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I’ve heard that it’s so addictive that people who stop using it will die from withdrawal in a matter of days.
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Not unless there’s a whole bunch of it, we’re not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you’re correct.
boydster@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
DHMO can cut a person into 60 pieces is what I take away from that statement, and that’s yet another reason to keep this dangerous chemical under very strict lock and key