Glitterbomb
@Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
- Comment on How do I realistically get out of the US? 4 days ago:
Not OP, where do I apply
- Comment on Now give me a treat 1 week ago:
A lot of growers turn the spare bathroom into the gardening room.
- Comment on Can't throw me off the scent 2 weeks ago:
Yeah but the tracer wire
- Comment on Actual shitpost 2 weeks ago:
Hi I’m a vet
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I think it’s time for a few freaky personals ads on Craigslist using their contact info.
- Comment on This is in a small convenience store where you can buy food things and heat them up while in the store 2 weeks ago:
My head cannon is that there’s no such thing as a pee fetish, and the entire idea is propped up by the overwhelming sales of synthetic piss from sex shops in order to pass drug tests. Some porn studio marketing team noticed the sales and decided they should fill that niche, but all the viewers are just confused people watching out of shock value.
Basically the war on drugs inadvertently created a massive market where people piss and shit on eachother and think they like it.
- Comment on 2025 trailer be wild 2 weeks ago:
The footprints of our shoes were already there You stole even the cat's food And you're still licking the plate Super pissed off with this ungrateful bunch Today I hit the drums hard Until they accuse me of mistreatment If you don't understand the fact Well, I throw it at you as cumbia, bossa nova, tango or vallеnato As calabó or bamboo, highly defiant With hot blood as Timbuktu We're insidе the menu 2Pac is called 2Pac, because of Túpac Amaru of Peru America isn't only the USA, pal This is from Tierra del Fuego to Canada You have to be so stupid, such an airhead It's like saying that Africa is only Morocco These scoundrels forgot that the calendar they use Was invented by the Mayans With the pre-Columbian Valdivia for a long time, uh This continent walks But even with all the marines They can't get the peasant plague out off the showcase This goes for the boss of the company The machete isn't just for cutting cane It's also for cutting heads Here we are, we always are We haven't left, we won't leave Here we are, so that you remember If you want it, my machete bites The paramilitaries, the guerrillas The children of the conflict, the gangs The blacklists, the false positives The murdered journalists, the disappeared The narco-governments, everything they stole Those who manifest and those who were forgotten The persecutions, the coups The bankrupt country, the exiles The devalued peso The drug trafficking, the cartels The invasions, the immigrants without papers Five presidents in eleven days Close range shooting at the hands of the police More than a hundred years of torture The Nova Trova singing in the midst of a dictatorship We are the blood that blows The atmospheric pressure Gambino, my brother, this really is America```
- Comment on 2025 trailer be wild 2 weeks ago:
This is not America youtu.be/GK87AKIPyZY
- Comment on Anon memes 3 weeks ago:
Made me think of transmetropolitan, specifically this page
- Comment on Anon gives a piracy history lesson 3 weeks ago:
Because that’s like 20,000 movies and I need two new movies to watch every night until the day I die, thanks.
- Comment on Interesting analogy 5 weeks ago:
Maybe im encroaching on a bit of history i dont know well enough, but isnt tribes of Israelites just a fancy way of saying Egyptian refugees? Deport them - I bet they even came in caravans, didn’t they?
- Comment on Anon is a white hat hacker 5 weeks ago:
This is why you should hire me, the pen tester tester. For $2000 I’ll make your network slightly less secure to see if the pen test catches it.
- Comment on NBC News Does Entire Piece Trying To Link CEO Shooting To ‘Violent Video Game’ 5 weeks ago:
This is how you radicalize actual children. It’s clear these people are completely oblivious to the fact that every 10 year old in the country knows among us and plays it. Actual children will see how completely absurd all of this is. I love this move. Go ahead, show the children how utterly out of touch the top is.
- Comment on When leftists say "landlord are parasites" or similar dislike of landlords, do they also mean the people that own like a couple of houses as an investment, or only the big landlords? 1 month ago:
Nobody is forcing you
No, but if they don’t, someone else will.
This is supposed to be where the law/govt steps in so nobody CAN profit off of basic needs like this. Just like Healthcare, we can have a mountain of limp CEOs and still nothing will have changed until the law changes.
But maybe I’m wrong, maybe we should let The Adjuster do his job and see what happens. I hope property management CEOs realize they’re the #2 spot underneath health insurance.
- Comment on steal his look 1 month ago:
At the very least there should be one of those pfp filter things that puts anyone’s face into the photos NYPD released. Meme remix the wanted posters so you can’t even find the original
- Comment on Claim Denied 1 month ago:
- Comment on BACK IT UP 1 month ago:
It’s the brain worms trying to protect themselves legally from the side effects of having brain worms.
- Comment on It's fire... Maybe concerning but fire still 2 months ago:
Surprised minecraft isn’t on this list!
- Comment on Tweety. I like stretching 2 months ago:
No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator
- Comment on This scammer pretending to be Greenpeace 2 months ago:
I dont know. I agree with your point, but I think there’s more benefits to keeping it intact. Maybe a middle ground is to mark up the photo with ‘SCAM’ ‘DO NOT USE’ etc, but leave the address intact. It’s a phishing scam, so the address is the only info anyone has to potentially track them down. Maybe the address was used somewhere else, and there it can be tied to a person. The top comment here is someone already creeping on the address, which confirms:
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people do do this legwork in the crypto world, there’s probably exchange admins and the like punching the address into their own databases and just not informing us because they didn’t find anything.
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Noone has been dumb enough to send to that address yet, even before it was getting called out as a scam
If it’s censored noone can do even a cursory glance into it
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- Comment on [Même] Which movie was this for you? 2 months ago:
Sisters Brothers. it has decent reviews when i look now, but it seems to have flopped real bad at the theaters. I watched it free on YouTube and was amazed by it, and then I looked it up and saw it bombed. $38m budget, $13m box office. Oof
- Comment on Fritz Haber moment 2 months ago:
Heck yeah, the Washington monument in DC is capped with aluminum like how the egyptian pyramids used to be capped with gold, because aluminum used to be a precious metal. (Sure, its a nice lightning rod too) Now it’s so common you can find it in the trash on the side of the road
- Comment on Fritz Haber moment 2 months ago:
I find it fascinating that this exact process that was discovered in order to create weapons during war is also whats used to create the majority of the worlds industrial fertilizers. It’s singlehandedly the biggest leap in food production ever, more than GMOs or crossbreeding or anything. It’s basically the main reason we are able to support a global population in the billions. We’ve used it so much that we are dependent on it
- Comment on Anon rizzes up a girl 2 months ago:
Lol
- Comment on The g spot is in the ear canal 2 months ago:
Bar soap top to bottom. Big Shampoo has played you all for fools
- Comment on Explains a lot... 3 months ago:
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
- Comment on Comic by rusty_creates 3 months ago:
I love the way Russians carry over their curse-as-punctuation into English. I don’t know russian enough to really describe what’s going on that well, but they usually toss the blayt on the end of a sentence, but it feels different than how we do in English. Like, if we say ‘this fucking guy’ it’s very different than ‘this guy, fuck!’ There’s a lot more anger to it, right? But you can catch Russians saying in english ‘this guy, fucking…’ when they want to convey the feeling of ‘this fucking guy.’ I love it every time I catch it.
- Comment on Home Depot Orders Corporate Staff to Take 8-Hour Retail Shifts 3 months ago:
You’re not lying. I regularly buy spools of cable, and I used to have to hunt for an employee clear across the store. They put it out on the walkie and 15 minutes later someone wanders back to the wire cage. I just go elsewhere now, it’s cheaper everywhere else anyway.
- Comment on This means I close the tab, regardless of what is on the site. 3 months ago:
And after I made an AHK script to check all those boxes, I’d make another AHK script to beat the shit out of that game in 10 minutes. If it’s multi-player I’m specifically ruining the fun for others with my cheating. Fuck games like that, fuck companies like that.
They unknowingly provided me with a completely different game to play.
- Comment on bamboozled 3 months ago:
For me personally it’s this damn neighborhood I came across once called Woodfield. Which one is it??! Woods or a field?! I lie awake at night, guys.