rasbora

@rasbora@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Release the fear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why mine has a seatbelt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shops for a new rug⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the size of the hallway that matters, but how you enter it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saint > Pope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a bit rusty on the rules but before becoming a saint, don’t you first have to die?

  In that case I’m all for Trump being sainted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches Game of Thrones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol. Trap sprung, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches Game of Thrones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s biologically ingrained into us to avoid incest.

  Tell me you’ve never been on PornHub without telling me you’ve never been on PornHub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a gentleman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Night shift ER visitors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ideally, yes. But in any case if it has a wire at least it’ll let you fish it out like a tampon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets investigated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i have to pull down my pants

  “We are… erm… investigating! Yes, that’s it!”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Night shift ER visitors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pro tip: if you buy a vibrator, don’t go for a cordless one.

  Just saying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.

  … Or so I’ve been told!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schlurp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey! Who didn’t flush?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  escaped the vaccines

  What does that mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, resulting in getting most of it smeared into his fur…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else hate knowing stuff and looking "smart"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are always more things that you don’t know than there are things that you do know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's making the frickin frogs gay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people’s bodies. We are in deep water, folks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Religions have some of the wackiest rules⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

  I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you’re wandering the desert for years and there’s not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.