Certified 4/20 post. weed lol.
Anon shops for a new rug
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
that can be funny and charismatic as fuck with the right delivery
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I throw hotdogs down it from time to time”
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Slow brain.
rasbora@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It’s not the size of the hallway that matters, but how you enter it.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Exactly. Move in slowly, wipe your feet, wind down your umbrella and give it a shake before putting it into the stand. Take off your coat and hang it on the hook. Stare at yourself in the hallway mirror with existential dread. Begin to hum the opening theme to Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting, and then finally cartwheel onto the sofa, let out a tension fart, and then remember that the house is on fire! At which point you exit immediately and spray the front of the house with a foam fire extinguisher until you feel relaxed enough to fall asleep in the driveway
Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This sounds like an awful lot of effort, can’t we just chill on the cartwheel sofa and let the house burn? This is fine, surely
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Well that took a turn
three@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You put your one foot in
You put your one foot out
You put your one foot in
And you shake it all about
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Are we still talking about sex?