Anon shops for a new rug

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• rasbora@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not the size of the hallway that matters, but how you enter it.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly. Move in slowly, wipe your feet, wind down your umbrella and give it a shake before putting it into the stand. Take off your coat and hang it on the hook. Stare at yourself in the hallway mirror with existential dread. Begin to hum the opening theme to Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting, and then finally cartwheel onto the sofa, let out a tension fart, and then remember that the house is on fire! At which point you exit immediately and spray the front of the house with a foam fire extinguisher until you feel relaxed enough to fall asleep in the driveway

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    • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This sounds like an awful lot of effort, can’t we just chill on the cartwheel sofa and let the house burn? This is fine, surely

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well that took a turn

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  • three@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You put your one foot in
    You put your one foot out
    You put your one foot in
    And you shake it all about

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are we still talking about sex?

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• daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Certified 4/20 post. weed lol.

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• KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I throw hotdogs down it from time to time”

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Slow brain.

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