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Anon shops for a new rug

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • rasbora@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s not the size of the hallway that matters, but how you enter it.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Exactly. Move in slowly, wipe your feet, wind down your umbrella and give it a shake before putting it into the stand. Take off your coat and hang it on the hook. Stare at yourself in the hallway mirror with existential dread. Begin to hum the opening theme to Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting, and then finally cartwheel onto the sofa, let out a tension fart, and then remember that the house is on fire! At which point you exit immediately and spray the front of the house with a foam fire extinguisher until you feel relaxed enough to fall asleep in the driveway

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      • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        This sounds like an awful lot of effort, can’t we just chill on the cartwheel sofa and let the house burn? This is fine, surely

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      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well that took a turn

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    • three@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You put your one foot in
      You put your one foot out
      You put your one foot in
      And you shake it all about

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      • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Are we still talking about sex?

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  • daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Certified 4/20 post. weed lol.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    that can be funny and charismatic as fuck with the right delivery

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  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I throw hotdogs down it from time to time”

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Slow brain.

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