My pet hate. People That Type Like This, Causing The Inner Dialogue To Jar Each Word And Confuse Titles And Names Amongst Regular Words.
I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend
Submitted 10 months ago by Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
shiny_idea@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Those caps are meant to affect the way you read it.
In this post, the capital letters (plus the “How To”) suggest a title, like a book or something.
Lojcs@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I can read this at like 1/3 rd the speed of normal text
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
And in William Shatner’s voice
kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 months ago
I hate it more when People do it with just a few Words, arbitrarily.
It’s like they saw a Smart Person do it to Make A Point, and then they decided to just Do It All The Time.
zedgeist@lemm.ee 10 months ago
On the flip side of that, it tickets me when people capitalize some Meaningful Words as if they’re Super Important Noun Phrases.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Almost Looks like a Page out of the Constitution (or pretty much Any Text from that era).
Perhaps they’re harkening to that.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
I am just considering the post to be the title of a book.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Phrasing… I think you were trying to say “my pet peeve,” yes?
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think 'peeve’is more American because it’s modern American-informal from ‘peevish’ so it’s not caught on much in other countries. You’d probably.also be confused by ‘pet aversion’ which is actually the original and popular term, with a pet hate being the most slack of the two pets.
adarza@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
AtLeastTheyPutASpaceBetweenEachWord
rasbora@lemm.ee 10 months ago
My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, resulting in getting most of it smeared into his fur…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
I got a stray that hangs around and does that weaving between my feet thing just walking over to where I can smoke, because he wants me to pick him up. If I don’t pick him up, he goes from weaving between my feet to screaming and biting me.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is the third time the label “Jerkface” has come up on my daily readings and, so far as I know, only this one was you.
wolfrasin@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Knitting themselves between your ankles is a cat love language. Ever seen cat friends just walking together, bumping shoulders and tangling tails?
My old kitty loves to walk me around the house, not even to the food bowl. We go from the cat tree to the other cat tree to the window to the screen door and she’s yelling and grumbling, hopping up for pets on the trees but she’s mainly about walking together.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The car is simply asserting ownership. Love doesn’t enter into the equation
kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
/c/fuckcars
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Haha stupid auto correct
Nikls94@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My cats just sit and wait patiently where the food is gonna be
Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One of our dogs walks behind us so closely, he catches a heel to the chin, way too often.
He’s almost 6, you’d think he would have figured it out by now.
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
is he a heeler? my heeler is always at my heels… the real annoying part is if i walk somewhere and turn around, he’s right there blocking me….
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dog: HI!
Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Soft-coated Wheaten Terrier- Will F D Wheaten