Comment on Anon shops for a new rug

rasbora@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Exactly. Move in slowly, wipe your feet, wind down your umbrella and give it a shake before putting it into the stand. Take off your coat and hang it on the hook. Stare at yourself in the hallway mirror with existential dread. Begin to hum the opening theme to Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting, and then finally cartwheel onto the sofa, let out a tension fart, and then remember that the house is on fire! At which point you exit immediately and spray the front of the house with a foam fire extinguisher until you feel relaxed enough to fall asleep in the driveway

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  • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This sounds like an awful lot of effort, can’t we just chill on the cartwheel sofa and let the house burn? This is fine, surely

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    • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well, if the house doesn’t mind… and you’re not bothered by gaining the odd garden shed or two, then sure why not?

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      • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’ll get the house’s consent, don’t worry

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well that took a turn

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• three@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You put your one foot in
  You put your one foot out
  You put your one foot in
  And you shake it all about

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are we still talking about sex?

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dude okie dokie, and turn around, That’s how you pull out.

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