Disney wolves
Submitted 2 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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zurohki@aussie.zone 1 day ago
easily3667@lemmus.org 1 day ago
I’m sorry but where’s the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You might need to take a long shower friend.
AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Brother, you need to go for a long walk
easily3667@lemmus.org 1 day ago
You…have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 1 day ago
“Ghoulish” are you sure you are using that word correctly?
Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 day ago
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Marighost@lemm.ee 1 day ago
That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
Enzy@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Big B’s small T’s.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Snake venom = botox
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
the opposite of a bee
…Guy Fieri? 🤷
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Citric acid
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
What is the opposite of a bee?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?
oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 day ago
So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”
Its literally on the first page. 💀
(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)
5too@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Eyelashes!
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Assholes aren’t different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.
You can use this on juveniles and even babies.
(I’m walking right into it lemmy, don’t let me down!)
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”
I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol
easily3667@lemmus.org 1 day ago
If you give yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?
bufalo1973@lemm.ee 1 day ago
And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves
Disney: Well done, Disney!
Disney: Thanks, Disney!
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 day ago
All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It isn’t just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Looks like Little John and Robin Hood
Image
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Robin Hood is a twink confirmed
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
🔫 Always has been.
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.
As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.
Wouldn’t trade it for anything.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Does Little John eat the honey?