Disney wolves

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• Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      🔫 Always has been.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.

      As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.

      Wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Does Little John eat the honey?

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• zurohki@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

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• easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m sorry but where’s the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You might need to take a long shower friend.

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    • AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Brother, you need to go for a long walk

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    • easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You…have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.

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    • HalfSalesman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Ghoulish” are you sure you are using that word correctly?

      Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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  • Marighost@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That is Pixar, which is also Disney.

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  • Enzy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Big B’s small T’s.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

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  • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Snake venom = botox

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    the opposite of a bee

    …Guy Fieri? 🤷

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Citric acid

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What is the opposite of a bee?

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.

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• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

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  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.

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    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

      Its literally on the first page. 💀

      (I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

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  • 5too@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Eyelashes!

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.

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    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

      I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Assholes aren’t different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.

      You can use this on juveniles and even babies.

      (I’m walking right into it lemmy, don’t let me down!)

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.

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  • easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you give yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?

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    • bufalo1973@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”

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• stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves

  Disney: Well done, Disney!

  Disney: Thanks, Disney!

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself

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• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It isn’t just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

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