oppy1984
@oppy1984@lemm.ee
- Comment on What a gentleman 48 minutes ago:
You really think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
- Comment on Disney wolves 2 days ago:
So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.
- Comment on Squint your eyes 👀 4 days ago:
DO YOU WANNA UCX?
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 5 days ago:
Feels bad man.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 5 days ago:
Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don’t have kids so I don’t need to understand it… which is good because I don’t.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 5 days ago:
I know I’m old and I’m not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
Came here thinking I’d be the odd man out by saying #2, I’m pleasantly surprised.
- Comment on The pipeline 1 week ago:
No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 1 week ago:
I wanted to be a pro wrestler in my teens, I have no around with local wrestlers and did ring crew work from time to time when a show was local. Eventually they started giving me some training and let me tell you it takes a lot of athletic ability to make those moves look good without injuring the other person.
Just because the outcome is predetermined doesn’t mean the lead up to the outcome isn’t an athletic competition. They are competing in that ring, it’s just that they are competing for a chance at a belt and earning the belt is the equivalent of a promotion in the workplace. Champions get better pay and more opportunities.
- Comment on Next pope suggestion 1 week ago:
As the rightful Pope I’m issuing a Papal Bull to excommunicate you for your typo.
- Comment on Happy Easter 2 weeks ago:
Immaculate facehugger followed by the virgin bursting… virgin chest bursting… didn’t think you could make a chest burster sound worse but virgin bursting managed.
- Comment on Happy Easter 2 weeks ago:
It happens, I knew what you meant.
- Comment on Happy Easter 2 weeks ago:
I actually hadn’t thought it through that far, that makes a lot of sense.
- Comment on Happy Easter 2 weeks ago:
Same here, but I saw this a few weeks ago and knew I had to use it.
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- Comment on What else do you need? 2 weeks ago:
Bloody good offer, mate.
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 2 weeks ago:
Yes, even in clearly marked turn only lanes. I wish more people were ticketed for not using them.
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
In the name of tragedy…in my ass
- Comment on How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life? 3 weeks ago:
And that’s all I’ll do, I won’t bug anyone about it or anything. I know my own kind. And since having to deal with people would be necessary to claim a portion of the prize money, I won’t even bother anyone with that!
- Comment on How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life? 4 weeks ago:
Thank you, thank you. I’d like to dedicate this award to all the antisocial people out there who just want to be left alone.
- Comment on am i insane? 4 weeks ago:
I have two friends and an ex girlfriend who are bipolar and this was my first thought too. I can’t really add much to what you said other than to stress seeing a phycologist ASAP and take your meds especially when you don’t want to.
- Comment on If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be? 4 weeks ago:
Wolverine/Deadpool healing factor.
- Comment on How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life? 4 weeks ago:
The court order was very clear that I am not allowed to discuss that. How about you? Anything new?
- Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 4 weeks ago:
For 250k, he could do a nude go-go dance on a table and require that I maintain eye contact with his junk for 5 minutes. 250k would be life changing enough to put up with that.
- Comment on You better be chill bro 4 weeks ago:
Not all heroes wear capes, thank you.
- Comment on Other than a faulty charging port, is there any reason to use a wireless phone charger over wired? 5 weeks ago:
Eh, I couldn’t think of a better word so I just went with it.
- Comment on Forever exists ♥️ 5 weeks ago:
My mom put herself through nursing school by working at a nursing home. Once I was an adult she opened up about some of the stuff she saw, she said there was so much sex that they joked about installing a hose in the hall so they could separate patients when they caught them. When I asked her why they didn’t just look the other way and let them have their fun she said they actually did but the administrator was a hardcore Catholic and told them they were to separate them as soon as they were caught.
- Comment on happens every single time 5 weeks ago:
One way is to be me and have a nursing instructor for a mother. She had multiple stethoscopes and just gave me one to play with.
Also I’ve never been in a doctor’s office where they left a stethoscope laying around, they always bring theirs in with them.
- Comment on Other than a faulty charging port, is there any reason to use a wireless phone charger over wired? 5 weeks ago:
I get what you’re saying but as a counterpoint I charge exclusively via wireless and my last phone lasted 4 1/2 years. The only reason I replaced it was my friends kid was playing a game on my phone and dropped and it got damaged. It was running just fine right up to the end.
Maybe it’s because I only use low power wireless chargers, or maybe it’s something with Samsung’s wireless charging controller. Who knows.
- Comment on Dating in your 30's 5 weeks ago:
The first part, true.
The second part, debatable.
