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Anon tries smoking for the first time

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I lot of my friends growing up smoked. Like, my best friends. Most of my family, my mom and all of my older siblings, all smoked.

    When I was something like fourteen or some shit, I took one drag and thought it was the most disgusting shit I had ever tested on my life and an immensely unleash experience. Never touched them again, never even wanted to. It’s honestly one that baffles me.

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    • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always liked the passive smell, and when I first tried it, it tasted great.

      On top of that you do get high from it, and the first times are very strong.

      So, consider yourself lucky, that you don’t like the highly addictive psychostimulant that can be legally bought everywhere. It’s kinda like you would find coffee’s taste and smell disgusting.

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      • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I do find coffee’s smell and taste disgusting, actually. I hate coffee.

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    • grubbyweasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It looks awesome unfortunately

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      • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Kinda the opposite for me. I don’t smoke or drink and absolutely hate people smoking in public so I find them a bit repulsive. Doesn’t help that my grandpa was addicted to smoking and had a tough time getting off it.

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Initially people start doing it to fit in and look cool, then the nicotine’s tentacles creep around your brain and hook them in.

    I tried it once and never look back, it’s the worst recreational thing i ever do, the second being alcohol. I’m more intrigued on why people even start to discover and smoke this stuff, they got to be the most masochistic person in history.

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      as you said, to look cool and tough, even though they are so weak they can’t resist using something that gives you cancer

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      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Imagine being able to resist giving yourself cancer XD

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      • TacoNot@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Spoken like a square

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  • x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is believed nicotine tests you the first time so it can weed out the uncool people

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    • KammicRelief@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My mind focused on the word “weed” and got very confused… had to reread a few times :)

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      • AugustWest@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s incredible. The judgmental douchebag inside of me that wants to scoff at you for this, despite the fact that I did the exact same thing. Don’t really know why I’m sharing, just felt like I needed to tell on myself and hope I’m not the only occasionally insecure snob around here.

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I liked my sister’s answer when someone offered her cigarettes to try.

    “If I don’t like it, it will be a shitty experience. If I do like it, that’s much worse. There’s no way for me to smoke a cigarette and win.”

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    • AprilShowers@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean as cliche as this seems to be an an answer, I think the best solution is to not try them in the first place. You can’t lose if you never play the game.

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      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah. It’s weird that just saying “no” really is the best move. We just shouldn’t count on it when teaching kids about substance abuse.

        Just like with abstinence-only sex education, basing the entire strategy around just one method of preventing an unwanted outcome is dumb.

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    • LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Life is shitty enough without adding a serious addiction in top of it, I’m good, thanks

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  • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Easy! It just takes a little trauma! You’ll be a smoker in no time if you sync buying your next pack with the death of a family member that your other family members are too grief stricken to help you process!

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can confirm. Started smoking in the middle of my divorce and I was living alone for weeks at a time.

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just smoke tomorrow too, see where it goes

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had the same experience, I think I even tried a few times over the course of years after I’d forget how bad the previous experience was. Each time it was the same, “Why the fuck do people do this? This fucking sucks.” And I grew up in a household where my Dad smoked constantly throughout his life, I had been around cigarette smoke for awhile.

    There’s other addictions I can understand, and even have myself, but smoking is such a weird addiction that I can’t get how anybody can willingly do that to themselves repeatedly.

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    • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same here. My parents both smoked like chimneys. I tried smoking once. Tasted awful, smelled disgusting, and made my eyes hurt like a motherfucker. Then I tried twice again on different occasions. Same experience. Just an exceedingly nasty thing overall that had not a single thing that made me wanna go back again, so that was it. I consider myself lucky that my body found it so revolting.

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  • arcayne@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I get that it’s not for everyone, but damn… still kinda wild to hear people outright hating the experience.

    Granted, I started smoking when I was 13. Heard it helped people feel less stressed, so when the opportunity arrived I figured why not give it a try.

    Quickly got up to a pack or two a day and loved every drag for nearly 10yrs until my future wife asked me to stop. I quit cold turkey for a few years, but missed it the whole time. Eventually wound up settling on vaping as a compromise.

    Tbh, the only part I don’t miss is the dent it left in my wallet.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesn’t it calm people down because the cravings are aggravating them, though?

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      • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        no, it does actually calma you down when you first smoke, but you quickly build up tollerance so you end up smoking just to calm down the cravings, and eventually you need to ramp up usage

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      • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nicotine is an interesting poison as rather than killing the bugs the plant sloooows them down and the nicotine stnkifies them makin em more attractive to predators.

        So yeah it’s calming

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nicotine is interesting because it has different effects at different dosages and metabolizes fast so smokers use it to kind of manually control certain hormonal symptoms. Another example: it’s often used as an appetite suppressant because it’s a stimulant but many addicts need nicotine after a meal to increase gut motility and stomach acid production or they’ll get indigestion. They’ll change how they take drags based on the dose needed.

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    • 11111one11111@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s very common for people to get dizzy, blood drain from head, followed by cold sweats and even passing out. I’ve smoked for like 20 years now at 37 and I remember 3 kids who passed out just like I described smoking in highschool.

      Turns out the dizziness affect can be genetic?!?

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      • Backlog3231@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I get dizzy too, and I kind of hate nicotine Tried cigars and cigarettes and they both suck ass. I’m addicted to weed instead lol.

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      • arcayne@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wow, that’s wild. Never heard of that before, thanks for sharing.

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    • Chickenslippers@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When I turned 18 I went and bought my first pack of cigs(had been smoking pot for a couple years). Smoking that first cig was the biggest let down after how hyped everyone made it seem. Made it through the first pack and didn’t buy another.

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    • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What were you stressed about at 13?

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      • arcayne@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eh, just the general stress of existance with some teenage angst sprinkled on top, I guess.

        Grew up under the poverty line, was abused at a very young age, started working around the age of 7 to help keep food on the table, had multiple deaths in the family within a few years (one of which was the result of a horrific industrial accident - didn’t witness it, but overheard enough detail that it still haunts me to this day), spent my early teens mostly on my own due to my mom spending most of her time caring for my grandma after she broke her knee, etc.

        So yeah, the novel concept of being able to take the edge off by lighting up a smoke was pretty alluring. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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      • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        people at 13 can have issues too

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    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I quit cold turkey for a few years, but missed it the whole time.

      Sounds like addiction. This is what i dont want. I dont want to miss something that isnt good for me.

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  • Jolteon@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nicotine.

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  • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I actually enjoy a good cigarette, but I still don’t understand how folks get addicted. Smoking more than one in a single day always makes me feel like shit. Even just one cigarette and I feel like I need to take a shower. I smoke a cigarette now and then for fun, and couldn’t imagine doing more.

    I smoke like a pack a year. I keep it in a Ziploc bag in the fridge to keep them fresh. Been doing this for about 19 years…

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    • Takumidesh@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This reduction of addiction is surprising to see here. You can literally replace your scenario with anything, booze, heroin, junk food, whatever and it may be easier to understand. You have already crossed the barrier on enjoyment, so why is it a stretch for you that people might overindulge. I’m sure there are things in your life that you overindulge in.

      Our brains and bodies are vastly complex and all of these things have chemicals that alter your brain chemistry, everyone’s brain is different and these chemicals affect people differently.

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      • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m just talking about my own experience. I also enjoy cannabis, almost exclusively via edibles, and consume it most days, but I also find it pretty effortless to take breaks, even significant months-long ones.

        I think I just don’t have an “addictive personality” or whatever. I enjoy a good vice, but I’ve never experienced dependency. Even drinking enough to get “drunk”, or drinking multiple days in a row feels bad to me, even if I do like an occasional buzz.

        Junk food is nasty to me. I eat it like twice a year and always regret it. Never done opiates, but I do understand that they’re a whole lot more addictive than other drugs, so I don’t think that even if I did understand what that felt like that it would inform me much about nicotine addiction. Given that opiates are downers and nicotine is an upper, I don’t know that they are really comparable.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I actually enjoy a good cigarette, but I still don’t understand how folks get addicted.

      Ah. Well perhaps you should read some neuropsychology?

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    • way_of_UwU@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same, except from the pipe for me. A nice high quality tobacco from my favorite pipe really hits the spot sometimes, plus it makes me feel classy as hell.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same except I just grab some cigarillos from time to time. Some people are just more susceptible to chemical addictions then others, we’re probably on the “Not Very Susceptible” end of the spectrum lol

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  • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you don’t smoke Tarrlytons, fuck you.

    Easy to become a victim of the advertisement glamour.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I first started smoking by stealing from my dad’s packs in junior high, I didn’t even know you were supposed to inhale it. I thought you just tasted the smoke, holding it in your mouth, and then blowing it out because my grandpa smoked cigars and remembering him saying that’s how it’s done as a kid.

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I rarely smoke when I drink a bit too much and I always regret it the next morning because my clothes stink, my hands stink and my mouth tastes like a damn ash tray.

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    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve moved to vaping, but every so often I’ll have a few too many and crave a cigarette. I regret it about two puffs in every time, shit’s gross - and I say this as someone who smoked for almost 20 years.

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  • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was once in a band with 3 guys who chainsmoked. Locked in a shitty practice room in the bass players house with the windows and doors closed for hours at a time twice a week or more.

    After a year of this I would get nicotine fits if we didnt practice.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be me.
    Be 12.
    With my friend, steal a pack of ciggies from his mum.
    Smoke a couple in low ground between two fields, surrounded by Meadow Pipits and Chiffchaffs.

    Didn’t bother for a fair few years after that. Never really got into it, but enjoyed the acceptable work breaks that came with it for a while. Haven’t smoked more than a cigar or two a year for the last 25 years.

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    • hector@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cigars? Aren’t those suuuper stinky?

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I never even bothered trying it. Expensive, smelly, bad for your health, it’s all downsides.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Try smoking your first after 4 beers. That’ll get you hooked

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the only time I have one, well half of one, a whole cigarette feels like a lot

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  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the only good cigarette is a drunk one

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  • wolf_2202@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used to get a hankering for cigarettes once in a blue moon after college. I kept a pack of Marlboros for such occasions. Two drags into one of those loathsome little death sticks and I remembered why I never smoke the damn things. Haven’t smoked a cigarette in 6 years and I can count the number of cigarettes I’ve smoked in my life on one hand.

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  • Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same but with beer (and most alcoholic drinks really)

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  • ClockNimble@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nicotine levels have been increased to compete with vapes.

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  • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the first cigarette of the morning always feels like that

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  • Alpha71@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cuz’ they’re not pussy’s.

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  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This reminds me of when I tried smoking when I was 18. It did nothing to me and I didn’t see the point. So I did not continue.

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  • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    unabke to stand or even talk correctly.

    That’s me when I am sick, or even slightly tired, lol.

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