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- Comment on What’s the endgame? 1 day ago:
The amount of U.S. aid directly supporting Ukraine is about $127 billion, according to the Kiel Institute for the World Economy.
Dont make the side you are arguing for look stupid by making shit up.
- Comment on Without getting in a fight. Why is it called coming out of the closest? Where did it begin? I mean why not a garagde or a bedroom or something? How did it become a reference to homosexuals? 2 weeks ago:
Like you want the community to describe why hiding in a closet is a place to hid and a garage basement, bedroom, etc are all room of which would have a place like a closet to hide in.
Has nothjng to do with the closet to my knowledge and was always just being about hiding.
- Comment on Earbud question: Does anyone actually like to silicone tipped earbuds over the solid plastic ones? 2 weeks ago:
Holy shit I didnt think it was biologically possible to not hate hard plastic earbuds like they raped your mother infront of you.
- Comment on Anon shoots his shot 2 weeks ago:
Shit like this, more often than not, only turns awkward because of the delivery, not the joke itself. If you are going to take a swing at dark humor, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. Those opportunities come once in a lifetime.
But for real, you studder, you mess up the setup, you get too nervous to laugh at your own joke. Anything but a perfect delivery with you being the first to laugh to easy any question your audience might have to it being a joke and youre fuckin dead in the water.
Remember, dark humor done right is like a kid with late stage pancreatic cancer… they never get old🙊😂
- Comment on Is it rude to go through the car wash with a bunch of snow on your car? 2 weeks ago:
You are a piece of shit the moment you leave your driveway without cleaning snow off your car.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Which is all great but doesnt eliminate the likelihood of misinformation being the cause. Someone tryjng to protect another from what really happened. Whst does your dad say of the day?
- Comment on For Americans, what do you really think of Latin Americans? 2 weeks ago:
I guess theyre less annoying than people who ask stupid questions baiting blanket responses for retire demographics which natively spans multpile continents accross oceans of seperation.
- Comment on Art of The Deal 4 weeks ago:
If I wrote the title:
“4chan, 4chan’s Trump into thinking he was 4channing the 4channers only to find himself up 4chan without a 4chaner to paddle.”
- Comment on Art of The Deal 4 weeks ago:
If I wrote the title:
“4chan, 4chan’s Trump into thinking he was 4channing the 4channers only to find himself up 4chan without a 4chaner to paddle.”
- Comment on Art of The Deal 4 weeks ago:
Pretty sure they were making a joke that Trump looks no different from his normal everyday self but it missed the mark.
- Comment on We always seen/heard/read about dumb criminals. Has the opposite ever been true a smart criminal? Not including that white collar crap? 1 month ago:
If you are a good criminal no one will ever know.
- Comment on What happens taste-wise if you add some seasalt to a milkshake? 2 months ago:
I’ve added about half a spoon of peanut butter and shake it like your life depends on it. Takes the edge off the over the top sweetness.
- Comment on Anon sees through the lies 3 months ago:
It’s your body doin homeostasis, hombre!
- Comment on ‘Clair Obscur’ Leads The Game Awards 2025 Nominees With 12 Nods; ‘Silent Hill f’ Has Four Nominations 3 months ago:
I tried the expedition 33 game but couldnt get into it quick enough so I just refunded it and scooped a bunch of better priced steam sale games. Any one here stick around with the game long enough to convince me why I made an ill-guided choice?
- Comment on What's the name of this 80s song sang by a solo female singer? I only remember her saying "nothing really maaaa-tters" or "nothing truly maaaatt-ers". Has a vibe like I Feel For You by Chaka Kahn 3 months ago:
The song has been posted but here is the only version of Bohemian Rhapsody that I will accept:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
I mean south park has been going in hard on Trump jokes. They show his needle dick every episode lol.
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 4 months ago:
Maybe for where you live but not for my neighborhood.
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 4 months ago:
Why is that obvious?
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 4 months ago:
1st search results is acronymfinder with 116 results for DL. Fuck off lol
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 4 months ago:
Heres my 37 year old experience of adhd fueled emoloyment experience with no higher education. Not sure what the fuck DL is but it gives insight to your intelligence for assuming anyone will know what the fuck DL is so the list is adjusted accordingly. Take tons of adderall so my work ethic is amphetamine driven and it usually took 3 to 5 years to go from zero experience to hitting a ceiling. Only career paths I didnt progress all the way thru is nursing but gave example of path every nurse I know took who made a career out of it amd advanced their education. Each degree level comes with massive pay increase opportunities. The highest ceilings are Nursing, Procurement and IT. The most secure single certification lifelong careers Linesmen and Machinist. Fastest career path to the grave or being/feeling like youre famous: chef.
Machinist: 3 month certification class. Employers often pay for the class if you agree to work for them on completion.
CNA: 3 month cert. Again, enployers often cover course costs. Good experience towards, which employers also usually offer tuition reimbursement, nursing degrees which have very high ceilings d3pending on type of nursing degree you have. Can go for 2 years, work, need more money, go for 2 more years, work for more money, need more money, go to school for 2 more years, work for more money… Basically all the way from LPN up to Nurse Practitioner who are basically doctors.
Linesman: 2 year degree. Union. Work for local electrical department with government pension/benefits.
IT certs from Cysco: cheap, free courses available, most places will accept in place of degree fields without paying outrageous tuition for degree.
Classically trained chef: apply to any metropolitan restaurant, work your way up from dishwasher to sous chef with no prior education or experience. Must be able to handle high stress high demand work environment. Must be extremely competitive and good at doing drugs and drinking.
Procurement: basic understanding of relevant software and commercial purchasing. Starting employment usually begins with incoming sales and processing orders.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 5 months ago:
Fake as fuck cuz noones mom is guna fight about putting on a seat belt.
- Comment on When something still uses micro USB in 2025 6 months ago:
- Comment on Anon tries running live USB Linux on his dad's computer 6 months ago:
Original. Was super high and full of adderall.
- Comment on Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong? 6 months ago:
Ima dive bar kind of guy lol the place I was at had cash registers so old they didnt print receipts. 90% of places I frequent are cash only and they arent setting the beer down till they see cash on bar.
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- Comment on Does it damage my phone in any way it I use a faulty cable to charge it? 7 months ago:
What kind of phone are you on?
If you have a Samsung, id hold off on any drastic moves until you are sure its not a symptom of shitty software updates.
So say one of my usb c cables inevitably poops the bed and everytime I plug it in my phone it says “slow charging”. Does it damage my phone at all to continue using that cable for long stretches of slow charging?
My phone was doing the exact same shit that you just outlined. Bought brand new charging blocks, brand new usb C to usb C cables, as well as usb 3.0 to usb C cables and for 2 months I was forced to limp along with with a 1 year old phone at most that wouldn’t accept any type of plug in chargers or cables. I had to use the power sharing from old phones or a charging pad to charge it but even then were talking 8hr minimum to get from 0% battery to 50%-70% at most.
Idk how to crosspost yet but I just replied to another thread with this story of the shit show its been the past couple of oaths for Samsung and Android update releases.
Damn this was a post from 3 months ago lol I had to read my own post to remember what this was a reply to. The reason its such a distant memory for me is because for the past 1-2 months Ive been having to use shitty slow as fuck charging pads or other broken screen phones to charge them in order to use them to charge my phone. Spent $150 on chargers. Had a new phone in my shopping cart despite nothing being wrong with my phone other than not charging. Was hemming and hawing for the past 2 weeks if id pull the trigger on different/new phone that could charge. Im type 1 diabetic with constant glucose monitor that connects thru Bluetooth to phone so any time I was out, I was going blood glucose blind once phone died.
Fuck dont mean to chew your ear off but the point of the story is that it was all an issue caused by another fucking Samsung update. Just downloaded a random update last week and that day it had my phone back to charging normally like nothing fuckin happened.
So I apologize but my Samsung rage totally made forget all about being annoyed about them fucking up the UI settings for no reason lol. Im 100% riding this phone into the ground and going to any other phone manufacturer than Samsung for my next.
Got any phone recommendations for a make/model/line that really stuck out above the rest in quality?
- Comment on Anon tries running live USB Linux on his dad's computer 7 months ago:
I want to frame this and hang it on the back of my bathroom door like every framed spiritually motivating quote overlaying a stock photo that every fuckin boomer aged leather ballsack skinned from hitchiking the US cuz their parents asked them to get a job but all the got were the same stds and athletes foot from showering amd fucking in public shitters, kind of hippie. You know the one, cuz their bathroom smells so bad of potpourri your eyes water and you just know everything you eat for the rest of the day is going to taste like that dirty fuckin hippie’s potpour-fuckin-eeee.
Someone should sell on Etsy, framed motivational stock photo quotes of all of ocean’s greatest moments in green text history. Lol
- Comment on F*ckin Android update on my ZFold5 removed the setting options to independently set the home screen grid and the cover screen grid size. 7 months ago:
Damn this was a post from 3 months ago lol I had to read my own post to remember what this was a reply to. The reason its such a distant memory for me is because of rhe 1-2 months I spent having to use shitty slow as fuck charging pads or other broken screen phones to charge them in order to use them to charge my phone. Spent $150 on chargers. Had a new phone in my shopping cart despite nothing being wrong with my phone other than not charging. Was hemming and hawing for the past 2 weeks if id pull the trigger on different/new phone that could charge. Im type 1 diabetic with constant glucose monitor that connects thru Bluetooth to phone so any time I was out, I was going blood glucose blind once phone died.
Fuck dont mean to chew your ear off but the point of the story is that it was all an issue caused by another fucking Samsung update. So I apologize but my Samsung rage totally made forget all about being annoyed about them fucking up the UI settings for no reason lol
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 7 months ago:
Only thing id add is staying properly hydrated
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 7 months ago:
While manual brushing can effectively remove surface stains, electric toothbrushes are equipped with features that deliver a deeper clean, leading to a brighter smile.
They clean stains off your teeth better so they prolly dont need to add shit to the brush if their ad claims are covered by just being mechanically better. Why add any operating cost adding actual agents that prolly won’t produce any noticeable difference from other mechanical brushes?