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- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I mean south park has been going in hard on Trump jokes. They show his needle dick every episode lol.
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 1 week ago:
Maybe for where you live but not for my neighborhood.
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 1 week ago:
Why is that obvious?
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 1 week ago:
1st search results is acronymfinder with 116 results for DL. Fuck off lol
- Comment on How do I finally get a long term career and become financially independent? 1 week ago:
Heres my 37 year old experience of adhd fueled emoloyment experience with no higher education. Not sure what the fuck DL is but it gives insight to your intelligence for assuming anyone will know what the fuck DL is so the list is adjusted accordingly. Take tons of adderall so my work ethic is amphetamine driven and it usually took 3 to 5 years to go from zero experience to hitting a ceiling. Only career paths I didnt progress all the way thru is nursing but gave example of path every nurse I know took who made a career out of it amd advanced their education. Each degree level comes with massive pay increase opportunities. The highest ceilings are Nursing, Procurement and IT. The most secure single certification lifelong careers Linesmen and Machinist. Fastest career path to the grave or being/feeling like youre famous: chef.
Machinist: 3 month certification class. Employers often pay for the class if you agree to work for them on completion.
CNA: 3 month cert. Again, enployers often cover course costs. Good experience towards, which employers also usually offer tuition reimbursement, nursing degrees which have very high ceilings d3pending on type of nursing degree you have. Can go for 2 years, work, need more money, go for 2 more years, work for more money, need more money, go to school for 2 more years, work for more money… Basically all the way from LPN up to Nurse Practitioner who are basically doctors.
Linesman: 2 year degree. Union. Work for local electrical department with government pension/benefits.
IT certs from Cysco: cheap, free courses available, most places will accept in place of degree fields without paying outrageous tuition for degree.
Classically trained chef: apply to any metropolitan restaurant, work your way up from dishwasher to sous chef with no prior education or experience. Must be able to handle high stress high demand work environment. Must be extremely competitive and good at doing drugs and drinking.
Procurement: basic understanding of relevant software and commercial purchasing. Starting employment usually begins with incoming sales and processing orders.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 4 weeks ago:
Fake as fuck cuz noones mom is guna fight about putting on a seat belt.
- Comment on When something still uses micro USB in 2025 2 months ago:
- Comment on Anon tries running live USB Linux on his dad's computer 2 months ago:
Original. Was super high and full of adderall.
- Comment on Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong? 2 months ago:
Ima dive bar kind of guy lol the place I was at had cash registers so old they didnt print receipts. 90% of places I frequent are cash only and they arent setting the beer down till they see cash on bar.
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- Comment on Does it damage my phone in any way it I use a faulty cable to charge it? 2 months ago:
What kind of phone are you on?
If you have a Samsung, id hold off on any drastic moves until you are sure its not a symptom of shitty software updates.
So say one of my usb c cables inevitably poops the bed and everytime I plug it in my phone it says “slow charging”. Does it damage my phone at all to continue using that cable for long stretches of slow charging?
My phone was doing the exact same shit that you just outlined. Bought brand new charging blocks, brand new usb C to usb C cables, as well as usb 3.0 to usb C cables and for 2 months I was forced to limp along with with a 1 year old phone at most that wouldn’t accept any type of plug in chargers or cables. I had to use the power sharing from old phones or a charging pad to charge it but even then were talking 8hr minimum to get from 0% battery to 50%-70% at most.
Idk how to crosspost yet but I just replied to another thread with this story of the shit show its been the past couple of oaths for Samsung and Android update releases.
Damn this was a post from 3 months ago lol I had to read my own post to remember what this was a reply to. The reason its such a distant memory for me is because for the past 1-2 months Ive been having to use shitty slow as fuck charging pads or other broken screen phones to charge them in order to use them to charge my phone. Spent $150 on chargers. Had a new phone in my shopping cart despite nothing being wrong with my phone other than not charging. Was hemming and hawing for the past 2 weeks if id pull the trigger on different/new phone that could charge. Im type 1 diabetic with constant glucose monitor that connects thru Bluetooth to phone so any time I was out, I was going blood glucose blind once phone died.
Fuck dont mean to chew your ear off but the point of the story is that it was all an issue caused by another fucking Samsung update. Just downloaded a random update last week and that day it had my phone back to charging normally like nothing fuckin happened.
So I apologize but my Samsung rage totally made forget all about being annoyed about them fucking up the UI settings for no reason lol. Im 100% riding this phone into the ground and going to any other phone manufacturer than Samsung for my next.
Got any phone recommendations for a make/model/line that really stuck out above the rest in quality?
- Comment on Anon tries running live USB Linux on his dad's computer 2 months ago:
I want to frame this and hang it on the back of my bathroom door like every framed spiritually motivating quote overlaying a stock photo that every fuckin boomer aged leather ballsack skinned from hitchiking the US cuz their parents asked them to get a job but all the got were the same stds and athletes foot from showering amd fucking in public shitters, kind of hippie. You know the one, cuz their bathroom smells so bad of potpourri your eyes water and you just know everything you eat for the rest of the day is going to taste like that dirty fuckin hippie’s potpour-fuckin-eeee.
Someone should sell on Etsy, framed motivational stock photo quotes of all of ocean’s greatest moments in green text history. Lol
- Comment on F*ckin Android update on my ZFold5 removed the setting options to independently set the home screen grid and the cover screen grid size. 2 months ago:
Damn this was a post from 3 months ago lol I had to read my own post to remember what this was a reply to. The reason its such a distant memory for me is because of rhe 1-2 months I spent having to use shitty slow as fuck charging pads or other broken screen phones to charge them in order to use them to charge my phone. Spent $150 on chargers. Had a new phone in my shopping cart despite nothing being wrong with my phone other than not charging. Was hemming and hawing for the past 2 weeks if id pull the trigger on different/new phone that could charge. Im type 1 diabetic with constant glucose monitor that connects thru Bluetooth to phone so any time I was out, I was going blood glucose blind once phone died.
Fuck dont mean to chew your ear off but the point of the story is that it was all an issue caused by another fucking Samsung update. So I apologize but my Samsung rage totally made forget all about being annoyed about them fucking up the UI settings for no reason lol
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 2 months ago:
Only thing id add is staying properly hydrated
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 3 months ago:
While manual brushing can effectively remove surface stains, electric toothbrushes are equipped with features that deliver a deeper clean, leading to a brighter smile.
They clean stains off your teeth better so they prolly dont need to add shit to the brush if their ad claims are covered by just being mechanically better. Why add any operating cost adding actual agents that prolly won’t produce any noticeable difference from other mechanical brushes?
- Comment on Anon breaks up 3 months ago:
Or any of the scenarios where op is no longer employed or self employed and between jobs. Court appointed attorneys are based on current income iirc.
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 3 months ago:
Seriously and if you fuck up buying dinner plates then it isnt the first thing they fucked up and was prolly the gf’s “this is the last straw” request and she really figured this was so stupid simple that she thought theres no way they could fuck it up.
- Comment on The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchise 3 months ago:
Hahahaha theyre all fuckin trash. I tried watching the old shit and its all straight up garbage.
- Comment on The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchise 3 months ago:
Just started watching Star Trek and so far watched Picard, Strange New Worlds and the one with the black chick as the main character and holy fuck is star trek a waaaay better story and franchise than star wars. Star wars fuckin sucks.
- Comment on How do I start a crypto wallet 4 months ago:
All i thought reading this was, “Im super Hungary. I should do some cocaine to get rid of my hungar.”
Prolly outdated sentiment, haven’t checked crypto prices in prolly over a year. For all I know it could be more stable than the actual market and they solved the issues they were having with monster wallets pumping and dumping. So im not here to give any advice or comment on your decision but I will give you my experience in kinda similar situation.
I found that that the amount of work you will need to put in learning enough about crypto trading, asset managment, trading strategies and anything else it will take to turn enough of a profit to make it worth it, you will prolly in hindsight think, “it woulda been more efficient getting a second job and investing the paycheck.”
Like I said, never fucked with crypto but I did go through a 3-5 year phase of being balls deep in day trading and trading options contracts. Lost about $10,000 in the first 3 months I gave it a try before I ever saw a single penny and still dont think I ever made the initial lost money back despite hitting big a bunch of times. Including but not limited to the gamestop explosion, the AMC shorting among other meme stock swings.
- Comment on A game you "didn't know it was bad 'til people told you so"? 4 months ago:
Every game that ever gets released when you check gaming forums within the first month of a game’s release lol /s
Im joking. I get the sentiment that a finished product should be fully complete and inspected by a QA team before release. But still, the fuckin extreme hatred ill see for the game and its studio, regardless of the company’s history, is soooooo fuckin wild. And almost everytime when I get to the point of buying the game, ill check the steam reviews and it’ll be mostly positive after like one patch release.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Id say every living president other than Obama has a record of supporting more deportations than Trump! Google says there were 17,000 deportations made last month which if expanded out to 48 months to cover his whole presidential term would give an estimated total of 800,000. Not sure what im missing here that is giving such a mismatch of totals but he is some how on pace for the least amount of deportations during any presidential term since before Reagan.
- Comment on All this produce is going to spoil at the food bank where I volunteer 4 months ago:
You have most of the ingredients for a gluten free spaghetti dinner with Cauliflower pasta and a watermelon heavy fruit salad appetizer. Cook it up and serve it up to your local soup kitchen. That or start giving it away to local restaurants. They’ll go thru a pallet of anything perishable in an afternoon. Whatever they cant plate or prepare will just get dumped into that week’s soup of the day! Lol
- Comment on Over a hundred thousand Dune Awakening players got swallowed by the sandworm | Massively Overpowered 5 months ago:
Gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.
- Comment on Partner has ADD, do I have misophonia? 5 months ago:
When an Adult You Love Has ADHD Professional Advice for Parents, Partners, and Siblings - Russell A. Barkley Free audiobook tor Free Ebook Amazob
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- Comment on Over a hundred thousand Dune Awakening players got swallowed by the sandworm | Massively Overpowered 5 months ago:
They would have over a hundred thousand players on a closed beta game? Goddamn that seems like a shit ton for a beta but I’ve also never looked at any game’s player count.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Oh fuck you! I was not prepared to learn one of my favorite sitcom characters is dead. Fuck me, now I gotta Google how he passed.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Oh fuck you! I was not prepared to learn one of my favorite sitcom characters is dead. Fuck me, now I gotta Google how he passed.I’m
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Offer to pay them cash for every minute they play the silent game.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Fucked if I know the new terms but for my entire 20+ years of sexually active life, you would be classified as bi. But like I said or implied, Im old as fuck and have no clue what the currently accepted term may be. If I need to know the new sexuality/gender terms then im fucking a woman who is way too young than I should be fucking with. Thats a statement of the types of people who live in my area and not a blanket statement that no older individuals use current sexuality identities.
