Cracks_InTheWalls
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
Enthusiastic sh.it.head
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 2 days ago:
dignity is choosing to live your life free
Fuckin’ PREACH.
- Comment on Anon is terminally lonely 2 days ago:
Can you tell a joke? Treat women respectfully (not in a ‘nice guy’ way, in a general ‘I’m not gonna say fucked up shit to her’)? Hold a conversation? Create a sense of comfort and fun times (fun does not have to cost much, you can get creative)?
This puts you miles ahead of some other guys with the right women. As a recently single guy, tentatively being open and flirty while watching the behaviours of others for comparison/research purposes, there’s some real assholes out there, and apparently that’s a pretty common experience for single women. The bar doesn’t seem all that high these days
One thing I will say is that the aspects of your life that seem like liabilities in this post are changeable (with varying levels of effort), if you want to. Learning to drive is likely the lowest hanging fruit, which also gives you more freedom to try and improve the job situation and from there change your living situation.
It can get better homie. Just one foot in front of the other, in the direction you want to go.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 weeks ago:
Suggestion: LSD or LSD analogues in an amount just north of a micro dose. Have had folks report back feeling alert, chatty, and very open to having silly and/or indepth conversations with strangers. That and (compared to a night of drinking) waking up feeling like a million bucks, if a little tired depending on how late they stayed up as a result.
Your mileage may vary (perhaps significantly), but hey, it’s an honest suggestion. Comes with its own risks too, but doesn’t everything that isn’t just clean living and self-improvement?
- Comment on ard 2 weeks ago:
First time I’ve been called that kind of -ard.
- Comment on Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into 2 weeks ago:
Eh, I’d argue the current industrial practices in legal markets are geared to the consumer base that experienced a trend that started with the black market. Most places didn’t go from mexi-brick to legalized industrial weed. It went mexi-brick -> homegrown -> Emerald Triangle style shit of increasing potency -> legalization.
There’s still a market for the milder stuff (👋), but if your bread and butter are chronic smokers with high tolerance who used to smoke shit trafficked from California or BC or what have you, you’re gonna focus production on that market.
My kingdom for a good ol’ fashioned White Rhino at average early 2000s potency. Could just be nostalgia talking but that always seemed to be a right on the button experience for me (relaxed but no couchlock, silly thoughts, nice flavour profile, good times all around).
- Comment on Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into 2 weeks ago:
Welcome to my thoughts after my (adult) stepson gave me one of the infused joints their biodad got them for Christmas.
…well, the day after I smoked it anyway. What I actually thought during was “Well, since I’m obviously going to die tonight the beanbag chair isn’t such a bad place to do it.”
Had a conversation with my stepson afterwards where they said they were smoking very infrequently due to how it impacted their anxiety. I said “Well yeah, you’re not smoking weed, you’re smoking joints that can’t actually kill you but try their damnedest anyway. I’ve had mushroom trips that were easier on the ol’ noggin.”
- Comment on ard 2 weeks ago:
Too protective? I made this up, but if usage started with peasantry or something it kind of makes sense.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
You are a treasure, never change SMCF <3
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Very true. Realistic context behind this comment: thinking about early puberty (where a stiff breeze could get things stirring), and times I’ve met amazing women where there was lots of chemistry and tension one evening, but nothing happens and probability of seeing each other again is low (hey, people are in all sorts of situations, nbd). The next morning is … well, annoying. Just when you think you’ve settled your system, you zone out for a moment and bam, you’re back in business.
This experience is more like ‘a lot of boners in a 24 hour period’ v ‘one sustained boner for more than 4 hours’. Idk if that makes a difference. But yeah, priapism is serious and if you have a boner that last more than 4 hours 100% go see a doctor.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
As someone who has been bricked up for pretty much a full day before, it sounds a lot better than actually is. At a certain point you’ve got stuff to do and (practically) no one wants to see your boner at the supermarket.
Unless you have a lazy day and a partner around who is just as ready as you are, of course. In that case it is pretty great.
- Comment on I can't wait for 2016! 5 weeks ago:
I’m not searching for examples, but I’m 99.9% sure your particular set of organs are accommodated, assuming the correct choice of peripherals.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You, specifically, having readers? Homie I know I’m not alone in following the bits of biography you’ve already posted with great interest. I’d read the fuck out of your memoir.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 1 month ago:
The French have good bread as well
I dunno, the last baguette I ate tasted like pain.
- Comment on Huh? 2 months ago:
If you happen to be in Ottawa, I have a couple suggestions via PM. Otherwise, stuff that fits the feel you’d probably like exists, but is generally overshadowed by more establishment spots. Takes a little digging (and even what’s there may not suit your tastes).
Not neccessarily a bad thing though, alcohol being a poison and whatnot (I just happen to like poison).
Caveat - I’ve never been in Europe long enough to know the exact feel of a good homey Euro pub, for comparison purposes.
- Comment on dating 2 months ago:
If it’s any consolation many of us are old fogeys (from an internet perspective), and likely understood it immediately. I know I did!
- Comment on Mafs 2 months ago:
Eh, I feel it’s still appropriate. Guy didn’t like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol’ cloud of silly smoke.
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 2 months ago:
When I die and go to hell, imma just be a delicious gooey puddle and might be placed on jello ('cause it is hell after all)
- Comment on (A)lbert e(I)nstein 2 months ago:
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now. Thank you!
- Comment on but like seriously do try it 2 months ago:
Gonna just let people know about MyNoise, tons of sound generators and most of the nature ones are made with field recordings.
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 months ago:
Decent recommendations here, but I will always suggest the ska version of I Wanna Riot for playlist purposes.
I’ve always wanted to see a high school band cover this, and every year I just want that more.
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 months ago:
There’s a sticker at a venue here with Batman pimp slapping Robin as he says this that I think about a lot.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
Yes, but in a show with major themes about women’s empowerment it’s a weird device to lean on that much.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
There are so many times where the Scouts would straight-up die or and Negaverse cronies would win the day if he didn’t show up, throw a flower and talk. Enough times to the point where I wondered “Hey, wtf is the message here exactly?”
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
I have some very hot takes about the efficacy of the Sailor Scouts given exactly how much Tuxedo Mask does. This is why my ex-wife and kid, who only wanted to enjoy a magical girl show, stopped watching Sailor Moon around me anymore.
- Comment on well now I don't know what to think 2 months ago:
Gross, now people are going to associate Santa with lies!
- Comment on well now I don't know what to think 2 months ago:
There’s something about the statement “Come visit Santa’s Workshop, just off the Whiteface Memorial Highway!” that feels … idk? Off, or perhaps a bit on the nose?
But regardless it’s obviously cope, we all know Santa lives in Canadian territory in the H0H forward sortation area.
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I was waiting for someone to do this.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 2 months ago:
My ex decided to take up photography. She’s now essentially semi-pro and it was a terrible financial decision for all involved.
Christmas lists started to get reeeal aspirational. No, you are not getting a lense that’s the financial equivalent of a decent used car for Christmas. Go shoot more gigs and weddings.
- Comment on Clippy had the best suggestions 2 months ago:
This is true. But I have met some - didn’t like most, liked 2 or 3 (only thinking it’s a damn shame they were on a dark path)