Cracks_InTheWalls
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
Enthusiastic sh.it.head
- Comment on i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry 4 days ago:
You are a treasure, never change SMCF <3
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 5 days ago:
Very true. Realistic context behind this comment: thinking about early puberty (where a stiff breeze could get things stirring), and times I’ve met amazing women where there was lots of chemistry and tension one evening, but nothing happens and probability of seeing each other again is low (hey, people are in all sorts of situations, nbd). The next morning is … well, annoying. Just when you think you’ve settled your system, you zone out for a moment and bam, you’re back in business.
This experience is more like ‘a lot of boners in a 24 hour period’ v ‘one sustained boner for more than 4 hours’. Idk if that makes a difference. But yeah, priapism is serious and if you have a boner that last more than 4 hours 100% go see a doctor.
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 6 days ago:
As someone who has been bricked up for pretty much a full day before, it sounds a lot better than actually is. At a certain point you’ve got stuff to do and (practically) no one wants to see your boner at the supermarket.
Unless you have a lazy day and a partner around who is just as ready as you are, of course. In that case it is pretty great.
- Comment on I can't wait for 2016! 2 weeks ago:
I’m not searching for examples, but I’m 99.9% sure your particular set of organs are accommodated, assuming the correct choice of peripherals.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
You, specifically, having readers? Homie I know I’m not alone in following the bits of biography you’ve already posted with great interest. I’d read the fuck out of your memoir.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 5 weeks ago:
The French have good bread as well
I dunno, the last baguette I ate tasted like pain.
- Comment on Huh? 1 month ago:
If you happen to be in Ottawa, I have a couple suggestions via PM. Otherwise, stuff that fits the feel you’d probably like exists, but is generally overshadowed by more establishment spots. Takes a little digging (and even what’s there may not suit your tastes).
Not neccessarily a bad thing though, alcohol being a poison and whatnot (I just happen to like poison).
Caveat - I’ve never been in Europe long enough to know the exact feel of a good homey Euro pub, for comparison purposes.
- Comment on dating 1 month ago:
If it’s any consolation many of us are old fogeys (from an internet perspective), and likely understood it immediately. I know I did!
- Comment on Mafs 1 month ago:
Eh, I feel it’s still appropriate. Guy didn’t like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol’ cloud of silly smoke.
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 1 month ago:
When I die and go to hell, imma just be a delicious gooey puddle and might be placed on jello ('cause it is hell after all)
- Comment on (A)lbert e(I)nstein 1 month ago:
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now. Thank you!
- Comment on but like seriously do try it 2 months ago:
Gonna just let people know about MyNoise, tons of sound generators and most of the nature ones are made with field recordings.
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 months ago:
Decent recommendations here, but I will always suggest the ska version of I Wanna Riot for playlist purposes.
I’ve always wanted to see a high school band cover this, and every year I just want that more.
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 months ago:
There’s a sticker at a venue here with Batman pimp slapping Robin as he says this that I think about a lot.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
Yes, but in a show with major themes about women’s empowerment it’s a weird device to lean on that much.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
There are so many times where the Scouts would straight-up die or and Negaverse cronies would win the day if he didn’t show up, throw a flower and talk. Enough times to the point where I wondered “Hey, wtf is the message here exactly?”
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
I have some very hot takes about the efficacy of the Sailor Scouts given exactly how much Tuxedo Mask does. This is why my ex-wife and kid, who only wanted to enjoy a magical girl show, stopped watching Sailor Moon around me anymore.
- Comment on well now I don't know what to think 2 months ago:
Gross, now people are going to associate Santa with lies!
- Comment on well now I don't know what to think 2 months ago:
There’s something about the statement “Come visit Santa’s Workshop, just off the Whiteface Memorial Highway!” that feels … idk? Off, or perhaps a bit on the nose?
But regardless it’s obviously cope, we all know Santa lives in Canadian territory in the H0H forward sortation area.
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I was waiting for someone to do this.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 2 months ago:
My ex decided to take up photography. She’s now essentially semi-pro and it was a terrible financial decision for all involved.
Christmas lists started to get reeeal aspirational. No, you are not getting a lense that’s the financial equivalent of a decent used car for Christmas. Go shoot more gigs and weddings.
- Comment on Clippy had the best suggestions 2 months ago:
This is true. But I have met some - didn’t like most, liked 2 or 3 (only thinking it’s a damn shame they were on a dark path)
- Comment on This bedroom game is weird 2 months ago:
I’ve grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that’s ok.
I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it’s good enough to know a door exists - you don’t always have to open it.
- Comment on Clippy had the best suggestions 2 months ago:
Oooh it’s been pretty tempting there, Clippy m’lad. But the group of hard drug users I’ve met and liked is pretty low (not zero, though), which holds me back a bit.
- Comment on Whatever happened to the days when shit just...worked? 2 months ago:
👈(❛ ᗜ ❛👈)
- Comment on Introverts Rock 2 months ago:
Man, extroverts who collect introverts, or introverts who put the necessary energy into collecting other introverts, are some of my favourite people.
Know one of the latter who made it a personal mission to make a very cool, but very reserved person her best friend. Took a lot of effort but it’s a beautiful friendship that’s actually kinda inspiring to see.
- Comment on How Lemmy users feel when they delete their Reddit account 2 months ago:
Damn, now I’m getting a vague memory of an edgier website in this vein, but I’m stumbling on the name. Steak and Kidney Pie or something?
Only real memory is that there was some really dark humour shit on it.
- Comment on Ammu-Nation (San Andreas) ? 2 months ago:
When I used to go to California, after a certain point I always got hit with severe GTA V uncanny valley vibes.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I mean, I do have a comfy chair they can sit in as I type stuff and curse.
