I gotta start calling people blatherskites. Been missing out.
King shit
Submitted 1 year ago by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ummthatguy@startrek.website 1 year ago
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reminds me of DuckTales
ummthatguy@startrek.website 1 year ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Blackguards for me
TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Literally one guy: Man this is good whiskey, I could drink 2 or 3 of these…
John (Jack) Mackintosh: ANTE UP MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR ASS IS GRASS!
rifugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For those that are confused by the name change, Jack is an old nickname for John. It was most popular in the 17th century and has been on the decline since, so I don’t think many people today use it that way anymore. Or any people younger than 70, anyway.
Of a similar origin, there’s Jim for James, Dick for Richard (giggity), Harry for Henry, and Sally for Sarah, among others. I think some of these are more popular than others, but it seems to me that they are mostly out of use in general, though some of the nicknames live on as normal names.
SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Harry and Sally I never understood since they aren’t really nicknames and aren’t even shorter versions, they just sound like different names altogether.
TIMMAY@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Correct, my uncle is john such and such the second after his pops but has gone by jack his whole life. He’s also a piece of shit but that’s beside the point
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
you could even go so far as to say he’s a Jack ass
aulin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I knew about it because of Jacksfilms. It makes no sense though. It’s got both the same number of syllables and letters. Jim and Dick make sense to me (and are also the only ones of these I feel like people know about in general.)
Zkuld@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Out-quaffed himself of the knowledge whether he’s Jack or John
Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do people not know that JFK was called Jack?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
someone hasn’t read The Importance of Being Earnest.
CodeName@infosec.pub 1 year ago
The last line repeating his name really brought the whole thing together. It was unnecessary but it also just had so much authority.
FluorideMind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
His name changed.
Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Except that it’s the wrong name. Look again
Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bring your crew cuz you gonna out-quaffed, ya fuckin’ posers.
OpenStars@kbin.social 1 year ago
Do I really want to know what "quaff" is?
he quaffed pint after pint of good, good juice.
No, methinks I doth prefer mine earlier ignorance. :-P
dipshit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the male form of queef.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You havent truly lived unles youve farted through your dick hole
psud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In the context of drinks it means to drink the drink quickly. I try not to quaff my beer as I want to enjoy its flavour
Quaffing a pint would be emptying a glass of beer like an Australian on a hot day
OpenStars@kbin.social 1 year ago
Too many people treat drinking like it's some kind of contest imho - like, if you don't enjoy the flavor, then why drink it, and if you do, then why ... ah... quaff it?
Rosco@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
cool t-shirt design
pigup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gas-bag?!? How dare you!
AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Am I a gravy trainer? How would I know if I was?
monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 1 year ago
You 100% are. Any non-gravy trainer would has strong conviction that they’re not.
The doubt means you must be. Time to go get out quaffed.
I’m sorry you had to learn this way.
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
This guy quafs
can@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’LL OUT-QUAFF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRUITY FRIENDS
stinerman@midwest.social 1 year ago
I challenge you to a quaff-off!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’ll beach everybody off!
OpenStars@kbin.social 1 year ago
He was...thirsty