someone to hear your prayers
Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.
Submitted 9 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 9 months ago
someone who cares
einlander@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just reach out and touch faith.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 months ago
cayers
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 months ago
are we talkin hollow jesus, or solid?
the hollow ones always seem to taste better
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Chicago style deep dish Jesus.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 months ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I mean that’s basically just Eucharist.
ersatz@infosec.pub 9 months ago
Always go with the personal jesus. Everyone can get one tailored to their own taste and there’s no worry about leaving anyone out or having to follow his teachings and shit. My dad wants an anchovy jesus that lets him be a racist, while my buddy wants a pepperoni jesus that lets him cheat on his wife while justifying it to himself. Personal jesus makes all of this possible.
dantheclamman@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just saw them live and it was an incredible concert. Highly recommended if you can attend their present tour
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Well, you know it’s not just how hungry you are, It’s A Matter Of Time.
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ugh, people who get Jesus for the table and then to pawn it off are the worst. Like at least get something interesting if you’re gonna try and push it on someone
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage
“I’m gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro.”
And just put it on her lawn.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
einlander@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Don’t forget to get Jesus juice.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
I recall seeing an item in a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00”
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol