NegativeLookBehind

@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ah, how genuinely delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The nerve endings in your teeth being cooked

  Your teeth cracking from the heat

  Can you feel it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffle Squarf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Must go. Waffle. Squarf. Must. Consume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks capitalism, very nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese-like lard based product

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks capitalism, very nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And grade A cheese juice concentrate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Era of complex and ambitious TV is over, says Sopranos creator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I absolutely hated the ending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I went in a hot air balloon once. Basically, once you’re up in the air, the wind takes you….where ever. It’s only controllable on one axis at that point. And the flame is fucking hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best way to read a book in a dark room?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn a light on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should this be in unethical life pro tips⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Pray to get laid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should this be in unethical life pro tips⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Pay to pray

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT support work be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sequel you've been waiting for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s ready to put down anyone who’s not a white, straight, republican, truck drivin’, red neckin’, maniac!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with the 'Thanks' people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry about that, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon knows a guy down by the docks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  YEAH

  TONIGHT!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Wonder What Star Citizen Is Up To - Aftermath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Star Citizen is clunky dog shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Huawei phones have a secret backdoor that the Chinese government can access?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m talking about the industry, not the individual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teslas Have a Minor Issue Where the Wheels Fly Off While Driving, Documents Show⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Backlog it, low priority.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Huawei phones have a secret backdoor that the Chinese government can access?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They certainly have little interest in you if you’re a waiter at some shitty restaurant, sure. But do you really think they don’t target the agricultural, construction or food industries and the technologies they may be developing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Huawei phones have a secret backdoor that the Chinese government can access?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  if you work in a field that may be interesting to Chinese competition.

  So, nearly everything then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey it’s that downpunxx guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only two days to go til' 24!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask your doctor if-

  Lol just kidding, you can't afford a fucking doctor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tangled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  God is the worst network technician I’ve ever seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only two days to go til' 24!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely this is the year we turn it all around!

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the boneR⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy definitely fucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to keep a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid smart TVs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Destroy the tvs with a sledgehammer, boom. No more Bluetooth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Jebus Said So.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reel Big FishGPT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Kill me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reel Big FishGPT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d much prefer cold, soulless murder machines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to remove smell from lunch box?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Napalm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The final saucy bite 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme speaks to my soul