NegativeLookBehind
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
- Comment on ah, how genuinely delicious 11 months ago:
The nerve endings in your teeth being cooked
Your teeth cracking from the heat
Can you feel it
- Comment on Waffle Squarf 11 months ago:
Must go. Waffle. Squarf. Must. Consume.
- Comment on Thanks capitalism, very nice 11 months ago:
Cheese-like lard based product
- Comment on Thanks capitalism, very nice 11 months ago:
And grade A cheese juice concentrate
- Comment on Era of complex and ambitious TV is over, says Sopranos creator 11 months ago:
I absolutely hated the ending.
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 11 months ago:
I went in a hot air balloon once. Basically, once you’re up in the air, the wind takes you….where ever. It’s only controllable on one axis at that point. And the flame is fucking hot.
- Comment on What's the best way to read a book in a dark room? 11 months ago:
Turn a light on
- Comment on Should this be in unethical life pro tips 11 months ago:
Pray to get laid
- Comment on Should this be in unethical life pro tips 11 months ago:
Pay to pray
- Comment on IT support work be like 11 months ago:
“When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all”
- Comment on The sequel you've been waiting for 11 months ago:
He’s ready to put down anyone who’s not a white, straight, republican, truck drivin’, red neckin’, maniac!!
- Comment on What's with the 'Thanks' people? 11 months ago:
Sorry about that, thanks
- Comment on Anon knows a guy down by the docks 11 months ago:
YEAH
TONIGHT!
- Comment on I Wonder What Star Citizen Is Up To - Aftermath 11 months ago:
Star Citizen is clunky dog shit.
- Comment on Do Huawei phones have a secret backdoor that the Chinese government can access? 11 months ago:
I’m talking about the industry, not the individual.
- Comment on Teslas Have a Minor Issue Where the Wheels Fly Off While Driving, Documents Show 11 months ago:
Backlog it, low priority.
- Comment on Do Huawei phones have a secret backdoor that the Chinese government can access? 11 months ago:
They certainly have little interest in you if you’re a waiter at some shitty restaurant, sure. But do you really think they don’t target the agricultural, construction or food industries and the technologies they may be developing?
- Comment on Do Huawei phones have a secret backdoor that the Chinese government can access? 11 months ago:
if you work in a field that may be interesting to Chinese competition.
So, nearly everything then
- Comment on I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me... 11 months ago:
Hey it’s that downpunxx guy
- Comment on Only two days to go til' 24! 11 months ago:
Ask your doctor if-
Lol just kidding, you can't afford a fucking doctor
- Comment on Tangled 11 months ago:
God is the worst network technician I’ve ever seen
- Comment on Only two days to go til' 24! 11 months ago:
Surely this is the year we turn it all around!
/s
- Comment on In the boneR 11 months ago:
This guy definitely fucks.
- Comment on How to keep a man 11 months ago:
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
- Comment on stupid smart TVs 11 months ago:
Destroy the tvs with a sledgehammer, boom. No more Bluetooth.
- Comment on The Jebus Said So. 11 months ago:
Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about
- Comment on Reel Big FishGPT 11 months ago:
Kill me.
- Comment on Reel Big FishGPT 11 months ago:
I’d much prefer cold, soulless murder machines
- Comment on How to remove smell from lunch box? 11 months ago:
Napalm
- Comment on The final saucy bite 🤤 1 year ago:
This meme speaks to my soul