AMEN!
I want to know how all the people in that picture dealg with parking. They must have had huge parking structures.
The Jebus Said So.
Submitted 11 months ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to [deleted]
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/c14131a4-757b-42e1-a158-08b26d1ab0ba.jpeg
Comments
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can’t understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.
AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 months ago
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”
AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 months ago
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 months ago
Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The middle east? Where gasoline/petrol is almost free? Dude. Buddy. Pal. The arabs have so many fucking cars. It’s insane. UAE, SE, etc. so. Many. Cars.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
JESUS DIDN’T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Do you just go full Facebook?? You never go full Facebook!
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dont tell me what to do cunt.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fuck you, I’ll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I shan’t argue
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This image is fake. Can’t believe I’m the only one that can tell.
lugal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I also saw it. Jesus wasn’t white
neurogenesis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Nobody in the Bible was white 😅
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I am going to laugh my ass off if we ever find some letter talking about some albino Jewish magician street preacher getting crucified by Pilot.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
IT’S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY
AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 months ago
Did he say “Blessed are the cheesemakers”?
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 11 months ago
Pipe down, big-nose!
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What’s so special about cheesemakers?
mriormro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something…
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’m loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at it’s finest chefs kiss
Slovene@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Fuck you and have a very merry christmas, you asshole!
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻
AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 months ago
Holy Ghost?
What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?
“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”
m0darn@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I’m not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn’t that exactly the sort of thing he’d say/ do?
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 months ago
Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about
m0darn@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Like yeah I don’t, but didn’t he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn’t fig season?
Didn’t he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?
How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh ok
kromem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Extra-canonically he was certainly talking a lot about dank images:
Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are happy. But when you see your images that came into being before you and that neither die nor become visible, how much you will have to bear!"
- Gospel of Thomas saying 84
[…] Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, […] an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
- Gospel of Thomas saying 22
(This was more relating to Plato’s concept of eikon and what was effectively a version of the simulation hypothesis in antiquity, but if we throw out the context it could potentially be talking about memes.)
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 months ago
potentially?
It was definitely about memes. It’s why the Gospel of Thomas is heresy.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
See I like your work. I don’t get why you buy into Bible Literalism. Go ahead and publish already something already on the Gospel of Thomas. I will buy it if you do.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He is a fictional. The question is if the writer needs him to do it or not.
kromem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He was almost certainly not fictional.
Fictional constructs don’t end up having bitterly opposed factions splintering off within decades of their supposed death, but that’s an extremely common feature of nearly every cult organized around a historical central figure.
The specific depiction of Jesus canonized likely has many fictional elements, but the idea that there was no historical figure in the first place is pretty ludicrous.
joeyv120@ttrpg.network 11 months ago
He never said that stupid.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Prove it.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He didn’t exist therefore he said nothing. QED
pigup@lemmy.world 11 months ago
the word of the lord, amen
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why should I give a damn what your religious figure says? This meme is stupid and you should feel bad. /s
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Blasphemy!
Arsaille@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.
Newguy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🙏
pachrist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
HELLO RONNIE ITS YOUR MEEMAW EVELYN. I DONT UNDERSTAND FACEBOOK COMPUTERS OR WHY YOU LIKE BOYS THAT WAY BUT I LOVE YOU AND JESUS LOVES YOU PLEASE DONT GET ANY MORE TATOOS
jared@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Fighting the good fight.
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 11 months ago
I was just gonna get incoherent and then ignore responses to my post
lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
this is extremely offensive to me.
kaffiene@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don’t like it
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That’ll teach 'em.
SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.
Slovene@feddit.nl 11 months ago
That’s not at worst. At worst is: murder employees of a French magazine or murder doctors to preserve the sanctity of life.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
that seems more anti free speech than anything