Thanks capitalism, very nice

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• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But does it have probiotics?

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  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s got electrolytes!

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    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s what plants crave!

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup

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    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And grade A cheese juice concentrate

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• theodewere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  most of the "American Food" aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      American “food”

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    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t forget MSG and salt!

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• pacmondo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you’re not that far off: foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-841…

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Every day we stray further from God’s light

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• bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thanks, I hate it.

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But you haven’t even tried it 😂

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

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• Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dondrinkdos.

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• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But look how happy that woman is! It must be good. Advertisers wouldn’t lie.

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• aheadofthekrauts@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Best invention since my shitbucket.

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• tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  CHEWING IS THE BEST PART

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• EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think it would be a fun one off tbh

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  no

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• jerrythegenius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Necessity is the mother of invention

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Idiocracy movie was a documentary of our time now.

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