We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

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• grte@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those fried eggs were premade and were reheated from frozen. 100%.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Definitely. At least the scrambled eggs look like they were cooked from a carton of egg yolk

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    • Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not egg yolk, mixed whole eggs with ascorbic acid to keep them from turning green

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, those are made specifically for hotels and come pre-cooked and frozen in a box like this:

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like why bother at that point? No one is going to eat that egg and be glad the hotel gave it to them. It’s just going to be a bad experience just before they leave, and potentially put them off choosing the hotel again.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hotel staff: this sounds like an absolute win

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don’t give a damn.

    -1/10 stars … I wouldn’t return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it’s staff.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus… fresh cooking a huge pile of fried eggs is awful enough…

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• Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get it. What’s the joke here?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you ever had a non-fresh fried egg? They taste like misery and egg whites. This is a whole pile of them. It’s horrific. Why would anyone do this to the world?

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    • magnetosphere@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love eggs, but even fresh ones get cold and gross so fast. I feel bad for anyone naive/desperate enough to try one of these pathetic things.

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• Blackout@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah they are gross to eat but excellent to throw. Have you ever tried throwing a sunny side up egg. Marriott thinks of everything

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “furry convention turns into mass food-fight” is something that I could see happening

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love eggs, but most of the times I hated them in hotels. Now I understand why, so I rarely eat it, but in better hotels they sometimes have fresh ones

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• postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of some we had at a roadhouse many years ago, that we still talk about from time to time. No idea how long they were on display for (weeks I assume) but we had been driving all through the night and were keen af for a cooked brekkie.

  They were like fish eyes surrounded by pencil erasers.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Roadhouse!

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That looks so gross

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• WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well based on the American consumer trends they will basically eat anything that remotely looks or smells like food so I’m sure some cost cutting accountant thought this was a good idea…

  Wait until they replace them with plastic alternatives with a food like coating in the years ahead…

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• Blackmist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s still one up from the breakfast cob someone at my work had from Greasy Lil’s.

  Nothing like a cob full of raw egg spunk to start your day.

  Nobody is quite sure why everyone calls it Greasy Lil’s. There’s only two people that have ever worked there, and neither are called Lil.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eh, that’s not the best I’ve seen but it’s better than what I eat when I’m the one cooking.

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  • amio@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fried eggs aren't too bad, you just need a decent nonstick pan.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, bit pan, lost 5 teeth. Please advise.

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