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And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨merari42@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?

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    • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Vertical Integration.

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      • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The lawful evil kind.

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      • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cutting out the middle-men

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Investors love repeated business.

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    • Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.

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      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?

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    • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i’d imagine that it’s mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it’s cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.

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    • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would assume it there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.

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    • Kalysta@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because doctors live on coffee

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    • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.

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      • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah it indeed is

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because people don’t go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich. Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.

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      • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hmm that could be understandable

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  • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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    • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      why is California the only state that knows about cancer?

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      • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Regulatory capture.

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    • halvar@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.

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    • RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞 I wanted to find it on the site

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      • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        www.dhmo.org

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov

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      • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

        Hmm…

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Average american hospital

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  • AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!

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    • merari42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      D’Oh

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.

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    • __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, that’s why if you don’t have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It’s worth getting treated.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Must be in Massachusetts

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    • Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn’t a Dunks on every corner… New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the “America runs in Dunks” ads we’d seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol

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      • Furball@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.

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  • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why it’s called creamotherapy.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thought*

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anybody reverse image search this yet?

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?

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