WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer
Submitted 8 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 8 months ago
why is California the only state that knows about cancer?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Regulatory capture.
halvar@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞 I wanted to find it on the site
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Emerald@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 months ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Average american hospital
AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!
merari42@lemmy.world 8 months ago
D’Oh
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.
__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Yes, that’s why if you don’t have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It’s worth getting treated.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Must be in Massachusetts
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn’t a Dunks on every corner… New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the “America runs in Dunks” ads we’d seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol
Furball@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.
ATDA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s why it’s called creamotherapy.
M137@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thought*
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Anybody reverse image search this yet?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 8 months ago
What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Vertical Integration.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 months ago
The lawful evil kind.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cutting out the middle-men
Sabata11792@ani.social 8 months ago
Investors love repeated business.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 8 months ago
For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
i’d imagine that it’s mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it’s cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I would assume it there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.
Kalysta@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Because doctors live on coffee
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Yeah it indeed is
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Because people don’t go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich. Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Hmm that could be understandable