WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer
Submitted 1 year ago by merari42@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 year ago
why is California the only state that knows about cancer?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Regulatory capture.
halvar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞 I wanted to find it on the site
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 year ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Average american hospital
AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!
merari42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
D’Oh
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.
__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Yes, that’s why if you don’t have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It’s worth getting treated.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Must be in Massachusetts
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn’t a Dunks on every corner… New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the “America runs in Dunks” ads we’d seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol
Furball@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.
ATDA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s why it’s called creamotherapy.
M137@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thought*
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Anybody reverse image search this yet?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Vertical Integration.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
The lawful evil kind.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cutting out the middle-men
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 year ago
Investors love repeated business.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 1 year ago
For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
i’d imagine that it’s mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it’s cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would assume it there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.
Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Because doctors live on coffee
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Yeah it indeed is
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Because people don’t go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich. Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Hmm that could be understandable