WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer
Submitted 5 weeks ago by merari42@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 weeks ago
why is California the only state that knows about cancer?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Regulatory capture.
halvar@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞 I wanted to find it on the site
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Emerald@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Average american hospital
AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!
merari42@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
D’Oh
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.
__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Yes, that’s why if you don’t have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It’s worth getting treated.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Must be in Massachusetts
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn’t a Dunks on every corner… New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the “America runs in Dunks” ads we’d seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol
Furball@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.
ATDA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s why it’s called creamotherapy.
M137@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Thought*
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Anybody reverse image search this yet?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Vertical Integration.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
The lawful evil kind.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Cutting out the middle-men
Sabata11792@ani.social 5 weeks ago
Investors love repeated business.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
i’d imagine that it’s mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it’s cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I would assume it there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.
Kalysta@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Because doctors live on coffee
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’ve been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Yeah it indeed is
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Because people don’t go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich. Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Hmm that could be understandable