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  • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a win win they can fulfill their contractual minimum orders, that they failed to reach last months and can write these off. Win-Win situation.

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    • otter@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t prime caffeinated? That’s dehydrating and not at all helpful to people who need water…

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      • SoupBrick@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t think the main goal is to actually help people. Most likely PR/brand awareness for tax write offs.

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      • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The cans have caffeine. The bottles don’t. Pic looks like the bottles.

        Still tons of sugar though.

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      • arudesalad@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t think it is, it’s supposed to keep you hydrated, all it is is water with a shit load of sweeteners and flavouring (and allegedly lead)

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      • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They have both, the plastic bottles are hydration and the cans are energy drinks

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They only did this because they are sitting on a bunch of inventory they can’t sell, so they used it for marketing, check out LegalEagle on youtube he has a 20 minute video on the lawsuit they are facing, they agreed a contract to have a custom factory line built then backed off when sales plummeted

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    • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean tax deductions… More lucrative thing just biting the loss.

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      • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not sure how the Us tax system works, but I am guessing storing inventory is also not free

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      • lud@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Isn’t that a good thing in this case? If they lose slightly less money when donating compared to burning the money companies are more likely to donate it.

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  • nl4real@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How the fuck does this guy have a career after the suicide forest video?

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    • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you’re rich you gets lots of extra chances.

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People are still voting for Trump. You really should not be surprised anymore

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      • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh man, I remembered that. This guy is horrible.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re not concerned about the multi million dollar Bitcoin scam or just didn’t know? Dudes up to all sort of shady shit

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      • nl4real@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol, I know, it’s just amazing the shit this guy gets away with.

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    • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The man has also been involved in numerous scams.

      I’m obviously not his demographic, but my wife (a teacher) says that there are loads of kids 10 and upwards that love Logan Paul and KSI. I think the suicide forest thing predates many of them, or they just don’t know/care about it.

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have recently started watching some streamers. The suicide forest stuff is just par for the course. The entire genre is largely based around doing things you aren’t supposed to do for content.

      In this world of marvel movies, conspiracy theories, and other unreal distractions, there is something both addictive and refreshing about just seeing an unfiltered idiot who is fucking around and finding out. I actually think watching streamers has made me a little more socially confident. If they can be that reckless and have it turn out ok most of the time, then maybe I don’t have to be anxious about things that might happen in public when I’m being reasonably careful.

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      • a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This sounds interesting to me. Do you mind sharing a couple of examples?

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    • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Children watch his videos. Kids don’t fucking care.

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  • drdalek@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, they can’t sell it, may as well get a tax break on it.

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  • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wtf is prime?

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sugar water sold by Youtubers

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    • MagnyusG@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Zoomer Gatorade.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Zoomers: “don’t put this evil on me. Blame the alphas”
        Alphas: “I didn’t ask for this shit”

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        With extra sugar

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    • nbyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s some kind of energy drink

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      • ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh… why would that be handy when water and actual food is going to be useful/needed?

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      • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It isn’t an energy drink, because it doesn’t have caffeineor sugar. The producer calls it a “hydration drink” which I suppose is somehow different from a “drink”.

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    • skozzii@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A signal the person consuming it is prepared to be sold whatever you are offering.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The most disgusting energy drink on the market.

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  • undercrust@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gooooddddammit, I actually didn’t mind the PRIME electrolyte powder for when I’m sweating like mad (brought it to Burning Man this year), but Logan goddamn Paul owns it? Fuck I hate that guy

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      FYI they advertise it as “electrolytes” because it’s full of potassium and has next to no sodium, which is the main thing you lose when sweating, and they do that to say it’s sodium free while still having “electrolytes”

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      • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Right, Gatorade, a long standing “sports drink” has 12% of your DV of sodium or something for the reason you stated. Fuck logan paul and fuck his “get the kids to get their parents to buy this” garbage

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, is that what this is? Here I was thinking they “shipped Amazon Prime” to people and thought “well that’s bad grammar but… what did they actually ship using Prime?”

      And yeah, fuck that guy.

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    These people lost everything. Maybe we should monetize a video about sending a truckload of bibles and coyote urine! We’re super awesome, y’all!

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I broke down an bought a pack of Prime to try recently after seeing it everywhere, even in the hands of people I don’t associate with the whole Logan Paul circus.

    It tasted like piss and chemicals. If you’re at all sensitive to the taste of sucralose, it’s like drinking battery acid. I simply cannot fathom how it is as successful as it is.

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    • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      It’s got electrolytes, its what hurricane survivors . Brought to you by Truth Social.

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      • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t think it’s that kind of drink. At least Brawndo mutilates your thirst. Prime is an energy drink.

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    • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kids, their taste buds are still developing so when they taste it and don’t instantly vomit they think it tastes good. After that their taste buds are permanently shifted towards those types of flavors, making the problem worse. Should be illegal.

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    • twig@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a nonsense mixture of electrolytes. We mostly sweat out sodium, not potassium. Prime has a lower level of sodium and a higher level of potassium. It just doesn’t make sense.

      And, y’know, it’s just fully a scam. It’s mostly successful because he’s famous. The business seems to be failing in a big way.

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      • Fosheze@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The higher potassium does make some sense if you consider that most people already get excessive amounts of sodium in their diet and comparitively little potassium. Sodium is in practically everything, potassium not so much.

        I would personally love to find an electrolyte mix with more potassium because I’ve had issues with potassium deficiencies. Of course I’m not about to buy this garbage and I doubt the shitheel selling it put that much thought into it.

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    • shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s targeted towards kids and parents who don’t know any better get it for them.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I broke down and bought a pack of Prime

      You need to work on that. That’s not good.

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    • Crismus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just a swallow or sip of sucralose I fused drinks can send my to bed in a dark room due to migraines.

      That drink may kill me.

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alt headline:

    Multi-millionaire donates tax write off of $12,652, adds, “These cattle better be taking photos of this shit and sharing while mentioning the brand or I’m not fucking doing it!”

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    • Rinox@feddit.it ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More like

      Multi-millionaire tries to pass off marketing as a tax write-off

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      • Jagger@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yep, sounds more like that

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn’t test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.

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      • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Peanut butter schnapps”?

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    • lud@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just because it’s (potentially) a tax write off doesn’t mean they gain any money. It means that they either lose slightly less money or that they can donate more for the same amount, depending on how you see it.

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      • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Technically they don’t gain money no, but they get:

        1. To move or dispose of product, making sales look better
        2. Free marketing, both in people having the drinks and to say "look we did a charity"
        3. To pay their taxes with effectively free money, because they take the product that they made for pennies, and count it as a “donation” at full price. Meaning that all the “profit” they would have made on markup goes straight to paying the taxes instead of making the money and paying taxes on the money they already made.

        It’s why a company donating their product is always better for them than a regular person donating cash. They are effectively still making money it’s just this time they are making money specifically to pay off their taxes.

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  • archomrade@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Prime’s got what plants crave - it’s got electrolytes

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True, but it’s clearly no Powerthirst.

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      • archomrade@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mother nature will be like ‘sloooooowwwwww dowwwwwwwn’, and you’ll say “FUCK YOU” and kick her in the face with your

        ENERGY LEGS

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    • Jaybob32@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Came to comments for this line specifically.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It tastes like oompa loompas spitting in my mouth.

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    • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oompa loompa doopa dee dit

      He wants to swallow some of our spit

      Oompa loompa doopa dee dah

      Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Having never experienced that, I’ll take your word for it.

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      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Which one?

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  • LucidNightmare@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I couldn’t find where I saw/heard it, but I swear I saw a blurb about PRIME drinks containing polyfluoroalkyl, which is what allows jackets and tents to repel water…

    I did however find a Consumer Reports article.

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    • hinterlufer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eh, if someone comes up with such a comparison it immediately tells that they don’t know what they’re talking about. Like, linseed oil was also used for waterproofing (oilskin), yet it is quite healthy. Other applications/occurences of a substance simply don’t tell you anything about it being good or bad for you.

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      • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s HYDROGEN in the WATER, the stuff that BURNED in the HINDENBURG and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

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      • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, PFAs are definitely not good for you.

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    • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d believe that. I tried Prime once and it tastes like the fumes from spray paint.

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  • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would rather drown myself than drinking that cat piss.

    Also they don’t even do it out of charity. Prime, being as dogshit as it is, is selling terribly. So they are giving it away instead of having to spend money getting rid of it. Would not expect nothing else from scammer logan and soulless KSI

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  • x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like sending candy.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not true. I actually like candy.

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  • SSJMarx@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True fact once I was getting a drink with my younger brother and he asked me to get him a Prime, kid took about three sips before he gave up on the rest and got a glass of water, lmao.

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Absolute piss. My 8 year old bought some and I tried it. It’s like they tried to make it taste awful.

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  • Jagger@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A truck loaded with eater bpttles is more useful than Prime bottles, think it a little, for medial reasons spm people can’t drink hyper sugar shit.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great, so anyone allergic or sensitive to coconut water is fucked. Great job Mr. Influencer. If you can’t do aid right, don’t get in the way of the professionals.

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  • skozzii@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    These people have suffered enough.

    And it was a publicity statement, it wasn’t for the peoole, let’s be real.

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  • mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s got what victims crave.

    It’s got electrolytes

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How did I not know these jackasses made Prime? Makes me feel guilty for the two I gagged down a year ago.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who is Logan Paul?

    Guess it’s some YouTube influencer.

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  • finickydesert@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The sweetness would make life bitter

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did your spouse die and everything in your home is ruined by water damage? Here’s a bottle of prime. You’re welcome.

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  • blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I get the lemonade version sometimes and it only has a couple of grams of sugar, iirc. I like it for hikes and things like that. Usually I’ll get the powder packs and put some in my water bottle.

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  • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drink Prime, Drink Prime, Drink Prime, Drink Prime, Drink Prime

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  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kinda relevant

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