>Wanna Get barebacked?
"Fuggin typical femenoids complaining "
MFW
@_@
Anon is true romantic
Submitted 9 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 months ago
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 9 months ago
And a supposed adult at 21…
What went wrong is anon never grew up - he’s still 13
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Anon got a reply, thats would have been a good start, but no… He had to be horny brained.
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Stewing your mind in the excrement of downbad incells and neets will do that.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Could in theory be saved later by “Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it’s any excuse I was drunk when I sent it.” If feeling confident, could be followed by “The part about having a crush on you was true tho.”.
Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Could be saved by “Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message…”
rbos@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
“The keys are right next to each other”
ICastFist@programming.dev 9 months ago
“I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!”
spiderman@ani.social 9 months ago
He had a chance until the 4channer in him took over in the middle.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 months ago
I don’t understand why a nice young man who uses “femoid” as a word can’t get a girlfriend. One of life’s little mysteries!
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Fake. How did he get her number in the first place?
x00z@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Makes you wonder what the original plan was.
nucleative@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The class clown kid from my high school (looked like a clown too) ended up with a smoking hot wife, seemingly way out of his league.
Around high school I can remember him asking and being rejected by just about every girl.
Only reason I can think of is he got so used to rejection that he was completely unphased to keep going and the numbers game eventually worked out for him.
Good on him and a lesson for the rest of us, lol.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
This is why honesty is important.
Had anon faked his way through things and lied about his intentions, it would have been worse for both of them.
Yah, I know, it’s fake, but there’s an underlying truth that honesty is better for this kind of thing.
Yes, you will absolutely get shot down 99% of the time (and add .9 to that a lot to get closer to reality), but that’s the entire point. You tell someone you want to fuck them, and they can choose based on their own needs and wants. When those align, awesome! Woot for fucking!
Now, should you be an absolute cretin about it? No. There’s a difference between being honest and ignoring established social norms regarding language. Currently, asking if someone wants to get barebacked is considered rude, even if they’re DTF. You ask with respect and manners. “Hi, random acquaintance, this is anon, I think you’re attractive, and have for a long time. I would very much like to get together for sex, is that something you might be interested in too?”
Now, again, most of the time you’ll be lucky to not get told to fuck yourself. But that’s still better than faking other forms of interest to try and get sex.
And yes, I have actually asked someone that I already knew if they would be interested in at least a one time sexual encounter. And it worked one time. I’ve asked other people and it didn’t work. Since I’m a fucking balding sasquatch in looks, and I was poor as fuck at the time, it wasn’t some kind of artificial thing that incels like to blame for their failures.
Be real. Be up front. Be polite. But also be willing to accept the large amount of noes you’ll get with aplomb.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
“I want to bareback you so bad…”
“What do you mean anon?”
“I mean I wanna ride you around the Grand canyon without a saddle.”
ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Love is complicated, and sex isn’t
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Good start
hmm
aaaand derailed
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:
Basically anything but that.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 months ago
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
What about
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 9 months ago
"Are you down…:
Fermion@feddit.nl 9 months ago
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
He could have just copy pasted these bullet points
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
snooggums@midwest.social 9 months ago
…unless?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.
Mango@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Honesty bad. Only good if you’re a good boy who don’t want no sex.
Serinus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?
Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Not sure I can believe any of the text because anon wasn’t immediately told to stay the fuck away or worse, and blocked.
She doesnt need to know the exact meaning, “I’m into you and want to do x with/to you” is clear enough that anon has romantic or sexual intent.
That anon got a not utterly revolted response to that hailmary is more an indication that the interest is mutual than not I’d say