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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Lexam@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So they admit there are predatory Muppets.

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    • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I reacted the same when I found out that Teletubbies are actually babies, implying that there are mature, adult Teletubbies that we don’t see.

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I believe the proper name is “Teletuborians”

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cookie monster is definitely a predator.

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It used to be more obvious than it is now.

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look at Animal.

      They keep him drugged up, and he’s still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he’d tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well the Count is a vampire…

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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      • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The world, too…

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    • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      cbsnews.com/…/elmo-puppeteer-kevin-clash-cleared-…

      Cleared by the statute of limitations…

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The puppeteer was cleared. Elmo is a serial molester though.

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    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Predators have forward-facing eyes.

      Muppets have forward-facing eyes.

      The science is clear.

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  • joao@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big bird has forward facing eyes, which is usually the mark of a predator.

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    • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Elefants have them too! Image

      I’m sure there is an exception for creatures made from fabric and foam, somewhere.

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      • odium@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Makes sense. Evolution gives prey animals eyes with as wide a field of vision as possible, so they can detect predators better. Elephants are too large for predators to mess with and so is big bird.

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      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

        I had to go look it up. Not sure that picture is accurate, mind, it’s the only one I could find. (Though lots of comments about herds being led by a blind elephant…. I’m sure there’s a joke in there.)

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    • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe it evolved from a predatory ancestor and didn’t get selected for different position of the eyes?

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      • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We know from Big Bird’s extended family that his species has a wide spread of individual variation, and given that none of them reside in the wild none of them are likely to suffer predation due to what would otherwise be a mal-adaptation, providing a springboard for even more genetic variation from generation to generation.

        Just look at how wildly different looking specific humans can be from one another, even within a single community.

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    • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And dragons have wide-set eyes in pretty much every depiction. So that brings up the question: What was hunting all the dragons?

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  • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d hope they don’t allow predators on set, but we saw what happened at Nickelodeon with Dan Schneider.

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  • NutWrench@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oscar the Grouch is a scavenger.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what he wants you to think…

      Oscar is a form of Trapdoor Spider. He blends in with his environment until unsuspecting prey is near, then hauls them into his den to consume at his leisure.

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  • Facky@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That honestly fits Big Bird’s personality.

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