LEONHART
@LEONHART@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Love is in the air 5 days ago:
- Comment on His presence terrorizes this town 2 weeks ago:
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
- Comment on Mammals 3 weeks ago:
…ah-tah?
- Comment on Exploration 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, kinda hard to ignore those themes in a game whose antagonist is a deliberate gender-swap of Ayn Rand.
- Comment on Exploration 4 weeks ago:
Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.>
- Comment on Big Science 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Nervous systems 2 months ago:
Hakuna oblongata.
- Comment on Old advice, but good advice. 2 months ago:
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
- Comment on Sometimes I forget it's the future. 2 months ago:
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
- Comment on There has been an incident 2 months ago:
SPAGETT!
(He spooked ya.)
- Comment on Happy April Fool's here's your System of a Down meme 2 months ago:
When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
- Comment on Homer 2 months ago:
WELL, I DON’T NEED SAFETY GLOVES, BECAUSE I’M HOMER SIMP–
- Comment on Thrill seekers 2 months ago:
Hell yeah.
- Comment on I believe! 3 months ago:
I really like that the dinosaur is labeled and defined in that diagram.
- Comment on Eelz 3 months ago:
My immediate thought as well.
Jolly Roger Bay, all day.
- Comment on Stop Making Great Anime Into Terrible Video Games 4 months ago:
Maybe I’m the outlier here, but If I’m a big enough fanboy of a certain anime, I don’t mind a semi-crappy video game port that let’s me further bask in that universe. Even moreso if the game’s throwing out extra new lore or good fanservice at me.
Plus there was always something oddly charming about clunky PS2-era licensed anime games to me, although I admit nostalgia may be influencing my perspective there.
And this is coming from someone who played through both PS2 Eureka Seven games to completion.
- Comment on This is chaotic neutral 5 months ago:
"Kept the glove though. Keeps my beer from cooling my hand…and keeps my hand from warming my beer. And it looks pretty BAD ASS."
- Dale Alvin Gribble (Rusty Shackleford)
- Comment on Picture of your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house 5 months ago:
- Comment on Picture of your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house 5 months ago:
You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?
- Comment on What to do if you live on a farm and you're bored but also awesome. 5 months ago:
Grooovy.
- Comment on Flight of the Conchords - If You're Into It 5 months ago:
All right, then…
Bret, present. Jemaine, present.
…
Murray, present.
- Comment on Midnight Maritime 5 months ago:
At the risk of sounding hyperbolic, this might be the most beautiful AI-generated image I’ve ever seen.
- Comment on This is just cruel 5 months ago:
Dear God…no…
- Comment on Pray for their safety 5 months ago:
Sorry for the convenience!
(R.I.P. Mitch)
- Comment on He thought it was a sausage on a stick.. 6 months ago:
Me want bite.
- Comment on A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?" 7 months ago:
Aye carumba.
- Comment on Choose wisely! 7 months ago:
What’s the cooldown and specifics of #6?
Is it a one-time pill effect or a power you gain? Do you stay looking however you did 10 hours ago forever?
If it’s a power, let’s say you use it immediately twice in a row. First time: boom. 10 hours younger. Second time: does nothing happen or do you then look 10 hours younger than then how you currently appear? So you look 20 hours younger. Could you keep spamming it indefinitely until you very slowly reach any age you want?
I suppose that depends on whether it makes you look 10 hours younger than you ARE or 10 hours younger than you CURRENTLY APPEAR.
I…I’m spending too much time thinking about this.
- Comment on Scrooge mcduck discovers bankruptcy 7 months ago:
When Russ Hanneman dropped down to two commas.
- Comment on We are family 7 months ago:
The MEAT FEET, Feminine step, Sounds like a laaaaady When he’s walkin’ in the room! 🎵