LEONHART
@LEONHART@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Horse denier 4 days ago:
Neigh? Nay.
- Comment on Everyone else does walkie talkies too, right?? 1 week ago:
Shortwave eroticism.
- Comment on Castlevania to get official stage adaptation by Japan's all-female Takarazuka Revue 3 weeks ago:
I honestly think this makes a pretty good fit.
Castlevania’s flashy, ornate aesthetic and over-the-top dramatics could transition nicely to the stage.
Like, imagine the WHAT IS A MAN monologue being belted out from centerstage under a spotlight and accompanied by organ music.
- Comment on "And now for some golden oldies!" 3 weeks ago:
Dude, yesterday I heard a radio ad promoting “vintage alternative” music and it was fucking “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers.
Vintage.
I wanted to throw my geriatric elder Millennial ass through my windshield.
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 weeks ago:
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
- Comment on Nothing unusual in this House 4 weeks ago:
Ugh, don’t get me started on roommates.
Like, once, they got all paranoid about some supernatural nonsense and poured all this salt on the hallway floor, like in a big stupid circle. Right outside of my door.
Total pain in the ass. Like, I refuse to go out there until they clean that shit up. I physically won’t. I don’t care how long it takes or how hungry I get.
Though I can’t remember the last time I felt hunger…hmmm…
- Comment on Called out 4 weeks ago:
Honestly, it’s been so long I’m not sure I can even differentiate anymore.
- Comment on Ouch my texicles 4 weeks ago:
Hank Hill voice:
“Just look at it, Bobby. It’s got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h’wat.”
- Comment on VR is so 90s 1 month ago:
This is the kind of magazine page that 90s-kid-me would stare at for hours fantasizing over. Even looking at it now, it’s surprisingly easy for me to ignore the objective technical limitations and get hyped.
Side note: can we talk about that PC GUN on the mid-left there? Dude…
- Comment on Dress Codes 1 month ago:
This isn’t even my final formal.
- Comment on He's on a mission of knowledge 2 months ago:
Why they changed it, I can’t say…
- Comment on Launches 2 months ago:
- Comment on In theaters Now 2 months ago:
Xenomuppet
- Comment on chees 2 months ago:
Zuckerlimburger.
- Comment on Bean Hall 2 months ago:
squints hard
Sean Mall?
Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?
My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.
- Comment on Oh, the humanity! 2 months ago:
For the people who are still alive!
- Comment on Geography 101 3 months ago:
Onward, men! Full sails to the horizon! On my oath, we’ll make it to Ikeland by morning!
Oh, there will be Ikes as far as the eye can see, I tell you! Tall Ikes, short Ikes, God-fearing Ikes! Our coffers will overflow with the abundance of Ikes!
You who would doubt me, who would claim the impossibility of such a paradise, you cowards who hide from ambition and surround yourselves with the petty offerings of Steve Island or David Cove, why you would not know how to handle the Ikes of Ikeland!
But I am a man of greater mettle, and I will know this new land.
Raise the anchor. The Ikes await.
- Comment on I wonder if it will be friends with me? 3 months ago:
Agrajag shall be avenged!
- Comment on Love is in the air 4 months ago:
- Comment on His presence terrorizes this town 5 months ago:
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
- Comment on Mammals 5 months ago:
…ah-tah?
- Comment on Exploration 5 months ago:
Yeah, kinda hard to ignore those themes in a game whose antagonist is a deliberate gender-swap of Ayn Rand.
- Comment on Exploration 5 months ago:
Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.>
- Comment on Big Science 5 months ago:
- Comment on Nervous systems 6 months ago:
Hakuna oblongata.
- Comment on Old advice, but good advice. 6 months ago:
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
- Comment on Sometimes I forget it's the future. 7 months ago:
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
- Comment on There has been an incident 7 months ago:
SPAGETT!
(He spooked ya.)
- Comment on Happy April Fool's here's your System of a Down meme 7 months ago:
When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
- Comment on Homer 7 months ago:
WELL, I DON’T NEED SAFETY GLOVES, BECAUSE I’M HOMER SIMP–
