20 gallons a year isn’t much at all.
“Man reasonably consumes cheese” isn’t as catchy I suppose.
His presence terrorizes this town
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Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 5 months ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.
Crowfiend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that’s 160lbs in a year.
Holy shit that’s a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.
jettrscga@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.
It’s not a lot, but he’s either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 months ago
An average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.
nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 months ago
I don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 5 months ago
Liquid “cheese”
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 months ago
Ashes to ashes, milk to liquid cheese.
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 5 months ago
I feel like throwing up thinking about what 1 spoon of that stuff would be like.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That much cheese will stop him just wait
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It would stop you mortal.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yes it surely would. Hence i do not ingest such a monstrous mound
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Oh, that cheese is stopping him. Stopping him right up.
bulwark@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If it’s so wrong, why does it feel so right?
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can you blame him? That’s shits good asf
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I just did the math, 200gal is 2664.5 fl oz (in freedom units) this means over 365 days hes eating 7.3 fl oz a day. 1 fl oz has about 50kcals so (ironicly) he’s eating 365kcals of cheese
This has to be a sign from god
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Just cheese sauce, or including the noodles?
Where are you getting the calorie reference from?
numberfour002@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Gouda for him, though. However Brie his 15 minutes may be, let him enjoy it. 20 gallons over the course is not even all that much. That’s barely more than a gallon a month. If you speak Portuguese, that’s like less than 4 liters. A liter a week of cheese isn’t exactly uncommon. That’s like a few salads, some mac and cheese, a pizza, several cheese quesadillas, a box of Hungry Helper, and some cheese strings, plus cream cheese bagels, and a sprinkle of parm on the pizza. Who hasn’t had one of those types of week before?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
bmsok@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
ignotum@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Go go gadget cardiac arrest!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Understandable.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
The cheese gobbler
blahsay@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s the hero we need.
bazus1@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Time for the next rewrite of Seven Samurai
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Kraft meals + ketchup + tapeworm food.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t want to stop him.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I want to be him.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d fuck him.