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  • GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I hope this medal makes up for 2024 being the year of highest oil production in US history. Which happened in defiance of all the climate science you’ve been trying to tell us about. You know, as part of the years of science education this award honors.”

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    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is just depressing…

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      • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It is.

        And the man ain’t subtle about it.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jeez I really wonder what industry y’all work in that you think the entire fucking energy grid can be remade in 4 years.

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Buddy. We’ve known about this problem since the 1970’s.

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      • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh yeah we will just keep waiting and watch them do significantly less than the bare minimum until the famines begin. Then, we will do something about it I’m sure.

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      • GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        4 years? Climate scientists have been warning the world about climate change for about half a century, and urgently for a few decades. Bill Nye specifically has videos going back at least 13 years.

        Don’t just blame the 2017-2021 Trump presidency either for the current high, if that is what you mean by your “reworking the energy grid/vehicles in 4 years” argument. Oil production hit it’s lowest since the 50’s under Bush Jr. then climbed again dramatically through Obama’s 2 terms. Then the Biden presidency started after a year of “low” production (that was actually higher than anything pre-2017) before climbing again steeply during the last 4 years. This is a problem of both parties, and the worst of it has happened in the last 13 years of which 9 were under a Dem president.

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      • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Remember when Reagan took the solar panels off the White House? After Jimmy Carter was talking about how important the environment is? This fight has been so much longer than that. Its been over fifty years.

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        you and me both my friend, you and me both.

        People, throughout all of the cool things they have done throughout history, are also the single stupidest organism to ever fucking exist and i cannot express my rage over how stupid people can be without being banned.

        So, please, random lemmy users reading this, reactionary engagement is bad, use critical thinking, and don’t use quippy retorts. They don’t actually do anything.

        People just want to watch the world burn, and so do i, not because i think my version of the world is better, but because it brings me enjoyment when i get to see people suffer the results of their choices. I will do nothing to stop you, and laugh all the way down. The world is in your hands my friend, choose wisely.

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    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hope this medal makes up for 2024 being the year of highest oil production in US history.

      i’m actually curious to know how it compares to global production. With the war in ukraine and what not, kicked a HUGE export market right off a cliff.

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  • LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bill Nye receiving Medal of Freedom for his dedication to science education :)

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    • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bill Nye, Freedom Medal Guy!

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      • AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He don’t even be a scientist though??

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      • chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        do i need to be an engineer to tell a child how a bike works?

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  • OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And one day, when they feel you’ve paid enough, they’ll give you a medal and serve you salmon and potato salad as well

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    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oppenheimer quote?

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      • OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the one!

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    • Bubs@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’ll pat you on the back – tell you all is forgiven. Just remember, it won’t be for you…

      It will be for them.

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Necromancer of the year being awarded to Bill Nye, delivered by the achievement that earned this medal: the animated corpse of Joseph Biden.”

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  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I used to watch you when you were a kid”

    Wait….

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  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bill Nye quietly seething as he is made part of a “gesture” done in lieu of action.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bill Nye smirking defiantly after declining the medal of freedom, while a disappointed Biden removes it from his neck.

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  • psion1369@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What ever happened to Beakman?

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    • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He became the devil.

      Image

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      • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hail Beakman!

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      • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wait, what?

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Still hanging out with the rat

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  • radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On behalf of Raytheon, I thank you Jack. We need them kids studying STEM to keep the bombs flowin’. The name’s Gill the Math Guy, right? That’s what I had engraved on the medal.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I’m taking this off you, Bill, and giving it to some CEO who said AI will fix climate change”

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  • navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Biden hands our award for worst Netflix show ever.

    I do love Bill. His newer show was just awful though.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good work in school young man.

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Did you fart, or was that me?”

    “I’m… not sure.”

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  • anubis119@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Animorphs cover art is coming along well.

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  • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is the frontman of talking heads being given a medal by the dude from Bram Stokers Dracula?

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    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Byrned!

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      • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Though, I gotta say, Byrne’s suit’s shoulders would be ~1’ wider

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  • DerArzt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This image makes me feel old

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  • 1ns1p1d@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay everybody, im done with the proudest moment of my life now. Someone please wake him up.

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  • Corndog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Maybe after I choke him with this that God damn song will finally get out of my head…”

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s even better in Chinese

      youtu.be/THH7P08zuhU

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bill Nye graciously accepts the Power Bottom Lifetime Achievement award.

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Biden wispers in his ear, “inertia is a property of matter”

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  • irenesteam@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Biden thinking: “Think fast. How do I seamlessly thread this ribbon under the iconic Bowtie of Science? All without losing my balance.”

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I told you I’d get you Nye!

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  • mercano@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Presidential Medal of Freedom OF SCIENCE!

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  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Cringe Medal from the Genocidal”

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that bill nye?

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  • sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2honkeys

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  • kryptonidas@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Im gonna pretend I got this medal for debating Ken Ham”

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Relax. Like you’re trying to fart.

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I farted.  He farted.

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  • BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Here’s your medal but I have to admit I was thinking you were going to do your Julia Child impression.”

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    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wine & science! The true Jesus’ path

      Praise Dionysus in all incarnations!

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