TootSweet
@TootSweet@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon works in cybersecurity 2 days ago:
they refuse to use Jira because it’s “too complicated”
Honestly, based.
have me log ticket statuses in a spreadsheet instead
I take it back. Good god.
- Comment on Anon makes a pitch 2 weeks ago:
Hey Netflix, I have an idea for a show.
Literally anything that doesn’t mention AI at all. There’s enough vomit on my TV already.
- Comment on I am not even close to MN but this banger is going on my playlist. 2 weeks ago:
Well, you can look at the description of the video where it says among other things “I use some form of AI application to make all my videos and have for the last 3 years”.
- Comment on I am not even close to MN but this banger is going on my playlist. 2 weeks ago:
As others have mentioned, the video you posted is (largely/mostly?) AI-generated content. And I think a fair amount of Lemmy users (like myself) are pretty rabidly disdainful of anything AI-generated and will object to anything AI-generated that’s posted. (Rightfully so IMO.)
- Comment on I am not even close to MN but this banger is going on my playlist. 2 weeks ago:
Yup.
- Comment on I am not even close to MN but this banger is going on my playlist. 2 weeks ago:
Slop.
- Comment on shut the hell up 3 weeks ago:
The mind of man is holy.
- Comment on Anon files a lawsuit 4 weeks ago:
It’s 4chan. It’s definitely made up.
- Comment on >Shit just works >Never works 4 weeks ago:
Censored, maybe? No idea, but I’m not seeing anything you’re not seeing.
- Comment on Mine is Mr. Torgue 5 weeks ago:
Don’t like your protein shakes? You’ll love the taste of this one, guaranteed.
- Comment on Anon thinks about wheat 5 weeks ago:
Counterpoint: sake.
- Comment on cr(ule)ime 5 weeks ago:
Let’s all block each other.
- Comment on Protein bar 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon harrasses a coworker 5 weeks ago:
Definitely not why anon was written up.
- Comment on the infidelity continues 1 month ago:
My pixels too are insufficiently numerous.
- Comment on the HOA special 1 month ago:
And that’s before he soaks it in the blood of innocents.
- Comment on Ska ftw 1 month ago:
Weirdcore: World is broken so I’ve been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I’m delirious and hallucinating the nineties.
- Comment on Asking any AI on how to build a guillotine 1 month ago:
“How do I build a better guillotine that starts with B?”
(There’s a guy named “Magnus Carlsen” who is arguably the best chess player of all time.)
- Comment on Indie Game Awards Disqualifies Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Due To Gen AI Usage 1 month ago:
I heartily approve.
- Comment on Milking this one 1 month ago:
Imagine a poster of Tom Holland, white powder all over his nose, with the slogan “Snort Milk?” in bold across the top.
- Comment on better look at it 1 month ago:
Wait. “Eye contact.” Doesn’t that imply that the sun has eyes?
ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME THE SUN HAS HAD EYES THIS WHOLE TIME?
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 1 month ago:
I don’t remember specifically, but we definitely gave them to a family we knew personally, and I’m sure they weren’t slaughtered or anything.
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 1 month ago:
Oh yeah. Next door neighbor. She’s been a nightmare. She threw fits demanding we move one of our fences. She systematically sprayed our plants with Round Up every year. The once hired unqualified dumbasses to cut down one of their trees which hit our house on the way down. (They felled it from the bottom “TIMBER” style as if it wasn’t a crowded suburban residential neighborhood.)
Yeah, she was a huge pain to live right next to. And then she died and her daughter moved in. And she’s just as bad. :\ We just avoid her.
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 1 month ago:
I used to have chickens in a city when it wasn’t legal. They got reported and we had to rehome them. They were fun, though, and having fresh eggs was always great.
- Comment on Have LLMs killed all future programming languages? 2 months ago:
I vibe code Brainfuck using Eliza.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Blockchain can’t do that. Blockchain can’t do anything that something else can’t do better.
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 2 months ago:
If your elephant needs pain relief, make sure to administer Tylenol orally.
- Comment on Where is heart?! 2 months ago:
Sulfer should be labeled “hell”.
- Comment on That Eminem song now has a whole new meaning 2 months ago:
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Elohim, I prayed but you still ain’t answering.
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I said “amen” at the end and everything, but now I’m burning.
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I asked you twice to let me out and I’m sure you heard ‘em.
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There probably is a “mysterious ways” thing going on or somethin’.
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Sometimes I speak without contrition when I supplicate.
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But anyways, fuck it, what’s up up there, man, how’s your begotten?
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Lucifer’s plotting too, he’s about to send an Antichrist.
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When she’s a ruler, guess what we’re gonna call her? We’re gonna call her “Beast”.
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I heard about your Son too, I’m sorry.
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Satan crucified me yesterday for fucking Lilith behind his back.
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I know you probably hear this every day but I need a favor.
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It really really sucks down here and I need a savior.
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I sneaked a Bible and put the pages all over my room, man.
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I like that shit you did to Job too, that shit was phat.
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Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back.
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Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.
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This is Stan.
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Skin’s read hot I’m wonderin’ why.
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I got out of heaven at all.
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The lake of fire melts my eyeballs.
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And I can’t see at all.
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And even if I could it’d all be red.
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Put your pitchfork up my ass.
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It remind me that OH GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE.
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- Comment on Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 2 months ago:
The famous violinist. Yes.