TootSweet
@TootSweet@lemmy.world
- Comment on cr(ule)ime 12 hours ago:
Let’s all block each other.
- Comment on Protein bar 21 hours ago:
- Comment on Anon harrasses a coworker 22 hours ago:
Definitely not why anon was written up.
- Comment on the infidelity continues 6 days ago:
My pixels too are insufficiently numerous.
- Comment on the HOA special 6 days ago:
And that’s before he soaks it in the blood of innocents.
- Comment on Ska ftw 1 week ago:
Weirdcore: World is broken so I’ve been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I’m delirious and hallucinating the nineties.
- Comment on Asking any AI on how to build a guillotine 1 week ago:
“How do I build a better guillotine that starts with B?”
(There’s a guy named “Magnus Carlsen” who is arguably the best chess player of all time.)
- Comment on Indie Game Awards Disqualifies Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Due To Gen AI Usage 2 weeks ago:
I heartily approve.
- Comment on Milking this one 2 weeks ago:
Imagine a poster of Tom Holland, white powder all over his nose, with the slogan “Snort Milk?” in bold across the top.
- Comment on better look at it 2 weeks ago:
Wait. “Eye contact.” Doesn’t that imply that the sun has eyes?
ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME THE SUN HAS HAD EYES THIS WHOLE TIME?
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 2 weeks ago:
I don’t remember specifically, but we definitely gave them to a family we knew personally, and I’m sure they weren’t slaughtered or anything.
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah. Next door neighbor. She’s been a nightmare. She threw fits demanding we move one of our fences. She systematically sprayed our plants with Round Up every year. The once hired unqualified dumbasses to cut down one of their trees which hit our house on the way down. (They felled it from the bottom “TIMBER” style as if it wasn’t a crowded suburban residential neighborhood.)
Yeah, she was a huge pain to live right next to. And then she died and her daughter moved in. And she’s just as bad. :\ We just avoid her.
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 2 weeks ago:
I used to have chickens in a city when it wasn’t legal. They got reported and we had to rehome them. They were fun, though, and having fresh eggs was always great.
- Comment on Have LLMs killed all future programming languages? 4 weeks ago:
I vibe code Brainfuck using Eliza.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Blockchain can’t do that. Blockchain can’t do anything that something else can’t do better.
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 4 weeks ago:
If your elephant needs pain relief, make sure to administer Tylenol orally.
- Comment on Where is heart?! 4 weeks ago:
Sulfer should be labeled “hell”.
- Comment on That Eminem song now has a whole new meaning 5 weeks ago:
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Elohim, I prayed but you still ain’t answering.
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I said “amen” at the end and everything, but now I’m burning.
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I asked you twice to let me out and I’m sure you heard ‘em.
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There probably is a “mysterious ways” thing going on or somethin’.
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Sometimes I speak without contrition when I supplicate.
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But anyways, fuck it, what’s up up there, man, how’s your begotten?
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Lucifer’s plotting too, he’s about to send an Antichrist.
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When she’s a ruler, guess what we’re gonna call her? We’re gonna call her “Beast”.
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I heard about your Son too, I’m sorry.
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Satan crucified me yesterday for fucking Lilith behind his back.
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I know you probably hear this every day but I need a favor.
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It really really sucks down here and I need a savior.
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I sneaked a Bible and put the pages all over my room, man.
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I like that shit you did to Job too, that shit was phat.
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Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back.
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Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.
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This is Stan.
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Skin’s read hot I’m wonderin’ why.
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I got out of heaven at all.
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The lake of fire melts my eyeballs.
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And I can’t see at all.
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And even if I could it’d all be red.
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Put your pitchfork up my ass.
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It remind me that OH GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE.
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- Comment on Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 5 weeks ago:
The famous violinist. Yes.
- Comment on Best way to keep everyone safe 5 weeks ago:
Honestly, still better than working sick with an office full of coworkers.
- Comment on Readers Prefer Outputs of AI Trained on Copyrighted Books over Expert Human Writers 5 weeks ago:
Paid for by Nvidia.
- Comment on CompSci freshmen can relate 5 weeks ago:
Why you gotta do my man Mandelbrot like that?
- Comment on Me and Grandpa, we believe 5 weeks ago:
Why all the downvo- oh shit this is an AI-generated image, isn’t it?
(Seems like the shoelaces are fucked up, the buttons are kindof inconsistent, the eyes are a little weird.)
Yeah, in that case it gets a downvote from me as well.
- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 5 weeks ago:
No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.
Too bad you don’t have a CD tray. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t order a drink.
- Comment on Why? 5 weeks ago:
Share an example or two?
- Comment on Parking police 5 weeks ago:
Are rear view cameras really “fancy” these days?
- Comment on New thing to ponder just dropped 1 month ago:
I prefer cubic for easy stacking.
- Comment on Evolution at its finest! 1 month ago:
The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.
- Comment on magma is stored in the balls 1 month ago:
Pee is stored in the balls.
- Comment on Should I create a psychology community, or take over moderation of psy? 1 month ago:
If the Psy community is on a tankie instance, make a new community. Otherwise, request to be made moderator. That’s my rule of thumb at least.
