TootSweet

@TootSweet@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have chickens in a city when it wasn’t legal. They got reported and we had to rehome them. They were fun, though, and having fresh eggs was always great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have LLMs killed all future programming languages?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I vibe code Brainfuck using Eliza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Blockchain can’t do that. Blockchain can’t do anything that something else can’t do better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chasing the Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If your elephant needs pain relief, make sure to administer Tylenol orally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is heart?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sulfer should be labeled “hell”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That Eminem song now has a whole new meaning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  • Elohim, I prayed but you still ain’t answering.

  • I said “amen” at the end and everything, but now I’m burning.

  • I asked you twice to let me out and I’m sure you heard ‘em.

  • There probably is a “mysterious ways” thing going on or somethin’.

  • Sometimes I speak without contrition when I supplicate.

  • But anyways, fuck it, what’s up up there, man, how’s your begotten?

  • Lucifer’s plotting too, he’s about to send an Antichrist.

  • When she’s a ruler, guess what we’re gonna call her? We’re gonna call her “Beast”.

  • I heard about your Son too, I’m sorry.

  • Satan crucified me yesterday for fucking Lilith behind his back.

  • I know you probably hear this every day but I need a favor.

  • It really really sucks down here and I need a savior.

  • I sneaked a Bible and put the pages all over my room, man.

  • I like that shit you did to Job too, that shit was phat.

  • Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back.

  • Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.

  • This is Stan.

  • Skin’s read hot I’m wonderin’ why.

  • I got out of heaven at all.

  • The lake of fire melts my eyeballs.

  • And I can’t see at all.

  • And even if I could it’d all be red.

  • Put your pitchfork up my ass.

  • It remind me that OH GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The famous violinist. Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to keep everyone safe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, still better than working sick with an office full of coworkers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Readers Prefer Outputs of AI Trained on Copyrighted Books over Expert Human Writers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paid for by Nvidia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CompSci freshmen can relate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why you gotta do my man Mandelbrot like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me and Grandpa, we believe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why all the downvo- oh shit this is an AI-generated image, isn’t it?

  (Seems like the shoelaces are fucked up, the buttons are kindof inconsistent, the eyes are a little weird.)

  Yeah, in that case it gets a downvote from me as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winding down my day off the right way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.

  Too bad you don’t have a CD tray. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t order a drink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Share an example or two?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parking police⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are rear view cameras really “fancy” these days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New thing to ponder just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer cubic for easy stacking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution at its finest!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨magma is stored in the balls⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pee is stored in the balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I create a psychology community, or take over moderation of psy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the Psy community is on a tankie instance, make a new community. Otherwise, request to be made moderator. That’s my rule of thumb at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes a DNA test⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AncestryDNA would absolutely give conclusive proof of either close blood relationship or lack thereof. In practice, it’s just as good as a paternity test.

  The only caveats I can think of are:

  • Both parent and (potential) child would have to get the test.
  • I guess if AncestryDNA just completely messed up and represented some random other person’s DNA as the parent’s or child’s, that would give false negatives.
  • Chimerism.
  • AncestryDNA might not be admissable in court.

  And of those, the first three are just as applicable to paternity tests as they are to AncestryDNA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These damb apples⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when blarn eat showegh whale snert. Every time, yargh hugh mort B.

  The only part I don’t understand is why part of it is in Morse code.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one learn or start to manage thair life better?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like exactly the sort of thing therapy is for. I’m no kind of expert, but it’s very likely there’s a lot of deeper things keeping you from developing achieving the kind of skills you’re wanting. And it sounds very much like it’s a problem in your life that’s causing you a lot of anxiety and pain. I think if there’s any way you can do talk therapy, that’s the place to start.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one learn or start to manage thair life better?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. Huge topic. And it depends on a ton of things. And I definitely don’t feel like I’ve got it all figured out myself.

  If you’re young and just for the first time having to manage your own affairs rather than depend on parents to help with that, then self-help kind of stuff might well be a fine place to start. (Just avoid Jordan Peterson.) If you’re older and feel like you’ve had the time needed to develop those skills and still don’t have them, it’s likely there’s something deeper going on that might benefit from therapy.

  I personally cared for my ailing grandmother for a long time. And that shit’s hard work, and takes a lot of time. In the process, I let a lot of things go by the wayside like yardwork, home repair, and organization. Now that she has passed, I find myself with a lot of remedial work to catch up on. I feel like I’m making progress. It’s frustrating and slow, but it is progressing and that’s the important part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's happened from July to September 2025 that might make people Google "Worst timeline"?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[AI] What time is it again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Behold: The current state of LLMs. The pinnacle of human achievement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ridiculous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget which sports team logo it is, but it’s a bull. I’ve posted that image turned upside-down. Upside-down, it looks like a robot violating a crab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Louis Rossmann a fascist like futo?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends how he responds now that that article came out, I’d say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Organic Chemistry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My major in college for my BS included all but 2 credit hours of a physics minor, so my final semester, I took Thermal Physics to complete that minor. I’ve never met a physics course I didn’t ace, so I figured “easy A”.

  I’m quite certain I was the highest scorer in the course and was a solid B+ before the final. I took the final and felt really good about how well I did. I thought sure they’d curve and I’d be the one that threw off the curve.

  I got my grades back. I got a C. My only C ever, in fact. An A (what I expected) would have gotten me summa cum laude.

  The same semester, I took a statistics class. Paid exactly zero attention in class. The class took place in a computer lab for no good reason other than I’m guessing the other classrooms were booked. I played a fast-paced Quake-like FPS every class all class. Got an A in that course.

  But that fuckin’ thermal physics class.

  Years later, a coworker of mine who was an alum of my alma mater told me that they’d taken the professor who taught that thermal physics class off of teaching permanently due to his completely unreasonable grading practices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wendnesday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why can’t we just pronounce it “wed-nes-day”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is called an oopsi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Grandpa?